Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 282 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 606 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,591
Could this be the start of another manic episode? Stay tuned.

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Ahhh lack of self awareness is one of my fave cow traits.
A guy who has dedicated years of his existence to bullying women into dating him thinks we don't have healthy hobbies.
I can't speak for every kiwi but I bet plenty of us spend much less time on this site than he does googling his celebrity/escort crushes, leaving us plenty of time for our other hobbies, like gaming or working out.
It's also strange that he doesn't "get" how people can enjoying bringing others down when every second post he makes is "finished my book, Taylor is going DOWN! I'm so excited!!"
Poor Russ, so lost in his own delusions.
 

Those things have 20g of sugar in them to go along with 20g of protein. This is one of the worst things to drink after a workout. Claiming he's a *ripped mofo* is ludicrous.

What if Taylor and Ariana release official apologies for all the wrong they did to Russ?

I think he answered this question. But we all know an apology won't be enough. Nothing will ever be enough. He has no plan, no end game.

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Just wanted to chime into the "what to do with the subforum" convo with my own suggestion - in another (completely unrelated) forum I used to be a part of that followed the antics of certain people, the updates would be done all in one "general discussion thread" with smaller threads cropping up as they were needed. However, unlike the way the original Russ thread was organized, each general discussion thread would be locked at around 50 pages, and a new one would start that picked up right where the other one left off. They were titled as Part 40, Part 41, etc. and depending on the speed of discussion, sometimes there could be as many as 2 threads in a month, but it did make things a lot more manageable. Plus, each Part was given its own silly little title that related to whatever the latest big event was, which was fun and made things easier to find when digging back in time for a screencap or etc.

Anyway, all that to say that a setup like this might work well for Russ. That way we can maintain the flow of the original thread (which seems to be pretty much unanimously missed) but also break it down, which I also agree makes it more manageable for both veterans and newcomers.
 
I think some of the problems that were appearing in the general thread were;

1) People were talking in circles or going on tangents. Instead of talking about Russ people would start arguing for/against LDS, as an example. It okay when it still involves Russ. But when we start fighting over personal opinions, it derails the thread

2) Not reading the content; content being buried. Many people could not find content in the 500 page thread. It was very common for users to ask for a link to things they missed. That does show the thread is becoming too bloated for newcomers.

3) Duplicated content. It's okay if someone ninja'd the new Russel post from you by a minute or two. But when users can't even check ten posts up to see that someone already has the new facebook update, just clogs the thread.

4) Unless Russel replies, I don't think we need an update whenever someone comments on his facebook. Especially when it's just anons riffing on his public posts. It's nothing we haven't seen. Also this isn't Kayli watch. If Russ replies, sure show it. But Kayli's posts themselves don't need an update.

Just some thoughts.
 
What I can't stand is how he thinks little people have it easy. Some of them have serious conditions either early on in life or later on. Nothing in society is accommodated to their size at all. They either have to have clothes personally tailored to their size or use kids clothing. Some even have their house leveled to their size so they can live a normal life. Hell some actually go through a procedure of breaking their own femurs to actually add a couple of inches to themselves.

Here's Russ saying that little people have it easy because they can smile and eat without drooling. He has to be one of the worst lolcows I've ever seen. So what if you can't smile? You got a clean bill of health and can function in society if you WANT to, Russ. I'm sorry if this sounds a-loggish but sometimes the things Fuckface says just really get to me.
 
I think some of the problems that were appearing in the general thread were;

1) People were talking in circles or going on tangents. Instead of talking about Russ people would start arguing for/against LDS, as an example. It okay when it still involves Russ. But when we start fighting over personal opinions, it derails the thread

2) Not reading the content; content being buried. Many people could not find content in the 500 page thread. It was very common for users to ask for a link to things they missed. That does show the thread is becoming too bloated for newcomers.

3) Duplicated content. It's okay if someone ninja'd the new Russel post from you by a minute or two. But when users can't even check ten posts up to see that someone already has the new facebook update, just clogs the thread.

4) Unless Russel replies, I don't think we need an update whenever someone comments on his facebook. Especially when it's just anons riffing on his public posts. It's nothing we haven't seen. Also this isn't Kayli watch. If Russ replies, sure show it. But Kayli's posts themselves don't need an update.

Just some thoughts.

The fix for 1, 2 and 3 is to keep that content in other, supplementary threads in addition to their original postings in the general thread. Label them clearly and have people search through those smaller threads instead of asking in the general thread.
 
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At $300 an hour or whatever - these are mostly lawyers in private practice - even spending an hour with each client and reading Russell's bullshit will get you halfway there I should imagine.
 
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At $300 an hour or whatever - these are mostly lawyers in private practice - even spending an hour with each client and reading Russell's bullshit will get you halfway there I should imagine.

Greer v. Herbert is state defendants. The state already has lawyers who defend it against nutcase lawsuits. Barbara Schwarz alone has probably filed 100 times more lawsuits than Greer in Utah. Greer barely rates.
 
A quick filk, sung to "Away In A Manger":

Away from a brothel
No 10 in his bed
The little tard Russell
Laid down his big head

The lawyers on high
Look down where he'd say
"Miss Swift, darling Taylor
Won't you be my bae?"

The papers are filed
And Shitlips awakes,
He logs onto Facebook
In hopes of a break

But laughing face ratings
Wherever he looks
Leave poor Russtard shaking
No sales of his books

He drools and he fumbles
He must find the words
But everything out of his lips
Is a turd

Bless all the dear Kiwis
That laugh at this fool
And never change, Russell,
Forever a tool
 
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