Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[drain]

India was a mistake

 

[KM 749]

On the topic of videos, Bollywood media contains some very entertaining special effects.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Teaching Indians the English language was a mistake, because they keep taking a shit on basic grammar. Maybe they should stick to their native tongues and spare the typographic excrement from our faces.

 

[autista]

I remember this one Bollywood live-action adaptation of Aladdin and this being my favorite song from it

Also, speaking of Bollywood, has anyone else heard of Nollywood (Nigerian movies)? Not to derail the thread too much, but they're all pretty much like this

Yes, you read that right "part 2"

 

[Dick In a Drawer]

we need a hindu content react

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

Trolls have become so good at emulating these guys that I'm never sure what's legit or not when I see this shit.

Either way shit's hilarious

 

[drain]

I remember this one Bollywood live-action adaptation of Aladdin and this being my favorite song from it

Also, speaking of Bollywood, has anyone else heard of Nollywood (Nigerian movies)? Not to derail the thread too much, but they're all pretty much like this

Yes, you read that right "part 2"

Something about indians making movies about africans is funny but at the same time weird
It's like they're saying that africa is a hellhole while shitting on the streets and stuff

 

[polonium]

Maybe... Maybe Indians have different hearing? Like not just different eardrums, like they're genetically primed to be attracted to longer, higher pitched, more grating sounds than other humans?

I sincerely believe the fundamentals of communication we learn in our formative years limit how we interact with people who learn different communication basics for the rest of our lives.

fftopic: There's some truth to this: your brain structure changes when learning a language for the first time, and it can make it more or less difficult to learn other languages later. That's why chinks struggle with R and L - it's harder for them to distinguish those sounds apart because their brain physically lost the ability to do it.

 

[Splendid]

I sincerely believe the fundamentals of communication we learn in our formative years limit how we interact with people who learn different communication basics for the rest of our lives. I think it's the root of why some people (people with threads here are a good example) constantly fail, why some people sound crazy even if you like what they have to say, and why so many cultures just can't seem to interact with each other without turning angry and violent. How you learn to communicate isn't as simple as deciding your primary language, it's also who you are inside, it's the voice that narrates your dreams and dictates your decision making process. How you learn to talk during your first few years is the whisper that guides your morality and the filter you hear other's opinions through.

Was your dad named Sapir, or was he Worf?
And why did he teach you his retarded hypothesis?

 

[Ruin]

It sort of blows my mind that a race of people who haven't figured out shitting in their drinking water is bad have such a large social media presence.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Maybe... Maybe Indians have different hearing? Like not just different eardrums, like they're genetically primed to be attracted to longer, higher pitched, more grating sounds than other humans?

I sincerely believe the fundamentals of communication we learn in our formative years limit how we interact with people who learn different communication basics for the rest of our lives. I think it's the root of why some people (people with threads here are a good example) constantly fail, why some people sound crazy even if you like what they have to say, and why so many cultures just can't seem to interact with each other without turning angry and violent. How you learn to communicate isn't as simple as deciding your primary language, it's also who you are inside, it's the voice that narrates your dreams and dictates your decision making process. How you learn to talk during your first few years is the whisper that guides your morality and the filter you hear other's opinions through.

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm over thinking things and there's a simpler answer, but also? open bob, show vegena bitch lasagna.

okay, but what about the decent chunk of people who's internal monologues are visual or conceptual rather than formed in discrete words?

 

[Linako 2.0]

Spent enough time doing IT support for this fuckers to know what kind of "people" they are. Fuck their caste system.

I have dealt with them in retail and fastfood.
not only do these fuckers smell. but they're somehow rich.
you can tell by the 10 debit cards they always carry that are rejected by the cash register half the time, while building up lines because they just have to use all those expired coupons, bartering, buying gift cards and trying to find the debit card that works.

 

[BigAmsGams]

Panty very moist

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

What was it like working IT support with Indians?


There are muslims in India, they're just more well behaved than elsewhere. If they acted out they would get their asses whooped by the Hindus.

Some? Try 180 million.

 

[Linako 2.0]

A bunch of the guys (as shown in this thread) seem like incels, but if incels were oblivious to the fact that women don't want to be with them (so therefore not as angry as the typical incel)...I guess what I'm trying to say is that they have a bunch of the lolcowness of an incel but minus the horrorcow qualities

It's like a country of perverted Johnny Bravos.
no wonder it was so popular over there.

 

[Rogowski]

All hail Durgesh.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I like how he nonchalantly said he was looking for a 13 year old girl. Is Durgesh India's To Catch a Predator?

 

[Android raptor]

Durgesh is the pickle man.

 

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