Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Meowthkip]

After having listened to the dramatic reading of this magnum opus, I have to say it is my favorite piece of future evidence to be used when Russel goes full Robert John Bardo on poor Tay-Tay.

 

[Russtard]

Imagine if this story became more popular than Russy's book. Delicious irony!

If you made an Adventures of Russman book on kindle for 99c or something I'd sure buy it

 

[Captain Smollett]

What if Russell's mum swallowed?

 

[Rayleigh]

Did a bunch of us buy copies? I uploaded the "pirated" copy, but Amazon gave me the whole book for free and several other people said the same thing in the locked thread

Russell has said he's sending copies to multiple people and I wouldn't be shocked if Russell sent multiple to the Swift family. I'd say a maximum of 5 were kiwis, the rest are Russell.

 

[theriddler3]

“What’s the rod of pleasure that they shove up their asses?” That’s a memorable turn of phrase.

Yeah, it could be easily misconstrued as a little Freudian. Pretty sure Russell thinks adding filler words and misused/poorly-used adjectives makes him sound smarter. It does not.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Christmas in Salt Lake City (to the tune of "Christmas in Killarney)
The moldy green, the stalking scene
The most horrific mouth you've ever seen,
Is at Christmas in Salt Lake City,
With the all the mace to buy.
He's awful to know, to kiss a goat
while banning him to rote,
And Taylor Swift you know of course
Has no idea at home

The court is always open
Fuck him or he'll sue
And Skordas before he's gone
will collect his greeny fee.
He's mumbly and ranty,
He probably stole her panties
It's Christmas in Salt Lake City
With All the Mace to Buy.

My first ever song parody, I did it in like five minutes, so I'm aware it's not good, but in keeping in the spirit of Russ's board, I'll do it half-assed and call it a masterpiece and scream at people for not agreeing with me.

 

[theriddler3]

Oh, look. Another phrase he doesn't understand.

I like how he's threatening to "nip her career in the bud". Russhole is too delusional to realize her career is no longer a bud. It's not a rose or a rose bush either- it's the goddamned gardens at The Getty. She's been world-famous for a decade now and one of the top 10 richest women in the US while only being a little over a year older than him.

Spoiler: The Getty's main garden

 

[This Fucking Guy]

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Yes you do Russhole, yes you do. Is this some unexpected reflection or unintentional projection?

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Guessing nobody told Russhole about this...

http://ew.com/music/2017/10/04/taylor-swift-kesha-taylor-swift-dr-luke/amp/

Is this his new boo?

Yes, we understand all that. However, a number of users don’t care for the format and have explained why they believe it doesn’t work well in relating the Shitlips story. The consensus, from what I’ve read here, seems to be that one main thread plus subthreads will work best.

This. Null dun goofed, the thread was fine as it was and had a great flow. There could have been a reminder not to go off-topic instead of locking the fucking thread and sperging out. So few people posting now because it's a pain in the ass.

Unlock the thread, keep on topic, post shit as it happens and pop caps in the relevant sub-thread. Fix'd.

He left this comment on TS's Facebook page. Circling back to threatening her publicly.
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He's not going to stop until he's been arrested or sectioned, even then he'll be all 'SHE RESPONDED TO ME I GOT TO HER LOL' and all along it'll have been some minion a million times removed from her who dealt with it. Priceless.

 

[sharshorita]

He's bound and determined. He's SERIOUS this time you guys. Everything he's ever done in life has been a huge failure, but this time it's going to work!

 

[wateryketchup]

I think he answered this question. But we all know an apology won't be enough. Nothing will ever be enough. He has no plan, no end game.

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Yeah, he'd just keep building his demands. After the apology she'd have to give him money and/or go on a date with him, then be in a committed relationship with him, then sing his grammy winning songs etc. He's very much a dog chasing after a car, and that's why it's funny to see him not getting what he wants despite how obvious it is that Taylor and Ariana both want to make up for all the wrong they did to him and just aren't allowed to because of the bullshit legal system that keeps disability discrimination in place.

*Edit to avoid double posting: What is Rusty's Holocaust script got greenlit?

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

This. Null dun goofed, the thread was fine as it was and had a great flow. There could have been a reminder not to go off-topic instead of locking the fucking thread and sperging out. So few people posting now because it's a pain in the ass.

This. All of this.


Russ is losing his mind with these public threats. He's begging for a restraining order because he knows that's the only validation he'll get from her. Sad, a little frightening, and always entertaining.

 

[AllSticky]

This. Null dun goofed, the thread was fine as it was and had a great flow. There could have been a reminder not to go off-topic instead of locking the fucking thread and sperging out. So few people posting now because it's a pain in the ass.

Unlock the thread, keep on topic, post shit as it happens and pop caps in the relevant sub-thread. Fix'd.

Are you sure you're posting this in the correct Facebook updates thread? Or maybe it should go into Russell's Real Face, which began as a spot to showcase Shitlips at his Russhole-iest and has since morphed into a new general discussion thread?

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

Great "marketing" strategy, dumbass--posting "ads" to read the book on a TS fan page? Yes, they're all going to read the book and suddenly turn on Taylor. Maybe next you can try to ruin Beyonce's career by marketing to the Beyhive.

If he had two brain cells to rub together, he'd peddle his pamphlet of bullshit on a "We Hate Taylor" site.

LOL... pull from "circulation."

 

[sharshorita]

If he gets full-on psychotic, they might actually finally force him to get treatment. The failure of the book to ruin Taylor's life might be the thing that gets him there.

 

[MistressCaridad]

What I can't stand is how he thinks little people have it easy. Some of them have serious conditions either early on in life or later on. Nothing in society is accommodated to their size at all. They either have to have clothes personally tailored to their size or use kids clothing. Some even have their house leveled to their size so they can live a normal life. Hell some actually go through a procedure of breaking their own femurs to actually add a couple of inches to themselves.

Here's Russ saying that little people have it easy because they can smile and eat without drooling. He has to be one of the worst lolcows I've ever seen. So what if you can't smile? You got a clean bill of health and can function in society if you WANT to, Russ. I'm sorry if this sounds a-loggish but sometimes the things Fuckface says just really get to me.

The thing is, Bamboon thinks that not getting his nasty little dick wet is far worse a fate than, ya know, painful surgeries and trifling stuff like that. He’s so fucking entitled that he really can’t grasp the idea that someone might have it worse than him.

Spoiler: Comments on dwarfism/slight powerlevel

one of my in laws’ relatives has a little girl with Jeunes syndrome, which is a form of dwarfism where the child’s rib cage doesn’t grow properly to accommodate their organs. So every eighteen months-ish she has to have a surgery where her ribs are broken and respaced so that as she grows she has room for her lungs, heart, etc. She has to keep having this done until she finishes growing and it’s hella risky. Shitlips really has no idea how fortunate he is as compared to some “little people”.

I also think Russhole is mad because a lot of women swoon over Peter Dinklage and not him... because he’s a 10 and little person Peter is just ugly!!!
ETA I am not saying Peter Dinklage is ugly, that’s just something Bamboon McShitlips would say. Peter Dinklage is actually quite an attractive guy.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He's losing it...

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Really losing it.

https://www.bizapedia.com/ut/mile-high-neon-the.html

We're coming up on the one year anniversary of his TS lawsuit failure this week. He's wasted and entire year of his life bitching, whining and sperging out over a celebrity who doesn't know he exists. What a waste.

 

[TitusOvid]

I like to think Taylor enjoys laughing at him as much as us.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

I like to think Taylor enjoys laughing at him as much as us.

I sincerely hope that she never knows who this asshat is. His endgame is recognition from her alone, so if she remains oblivious to him I'll be a happy r-tard. It is a pity though, you're right - she could get just as much entertainment and lulz from him that we do.

Are you sure you're posting this in the correct Facebook updates thread? Or maybe it should go into Russell's Real Face, which began as a spot to showcase Shitlips at his Russhole-iest and has since morphed into a new general discussion thread?

If only there were some sort of official general thread where it should really be posted. A thread where a sort of chronilogical flow of Russell's follies could be displayed for all to see. If only.

 

[Cato]

This. Null dun goofed, the thread was fine as it was and had a great flow.

Maybe for people who enjoy every piece of actual content being buried by 20 pages of a bunch of morons rephrasing and parroting the same sentence as one another and showering each other with "agree" ratings. I can assure you that many users who enjoy Greer as a cow--myself included--certainly did not like the "flow" of it.

There could have been a reminder not to go off-topic instead of locking the fucking thread and sperging out.

It would have taken a ludicrous amount of moderation to make the main thread passable for anyone who actually used this website more broadly and wasn't part of the weird Greer cult. The primary issue wasn't even people being "off-topic," but rather the overwhelming volume of repetitive and low-effort posts.