Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

Gullik said:
This is a country with a few thousand years of culture. What we are seeing here is something that us normies can't fully comprehend.
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In essence, I tend to think that India is what you get when you fuse 5000 years of pro-cosmic theocracy with the modern technology. If it wouldn't feel weird and these people would appear normal to us something would be off. As a result, they sometimes make really cool music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI9srWfwdV4
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
You know, I don't care much about Indian Social Media because it gets repetitive after awhile but I do have one story about travelling in India itself. Back in the early 1990's my father was hired as a shipping and inventory control consultant for one of India's largest shipping companies. That's not important. What's important is that it involved a bit of travel around the subcontinent so he was given a car and driver for some of the closer locations. As he was being driven from one place to another his driver needed to stop and get gasoline, so they stopped at a brand-new shiny 7-11 equivalent. My father goes inside to buy bottled water (a must) and was surprised to see a white guy with bright red hair working the register. He gets to talking to the dude and discovers the white guy is actually Irish. From Ireland. And the company running the store had hired a couple dozen Irishmen to come run the stores. So make of that what you will, but apparently the Irish are the Apu's of India.

Next on Uncle Karl's story hour: The time my father flew from Iran to Kabul on a whim several months before the Russian invasion.
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They import gingers? Weird. They could've just hired one of the billion old Indians who dye their hair bright orange with henna.
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xyrichard said:
WTF -- there's a picture of a decapitated little boy he's using for his magic???
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Wait what? A human corpse? Holy shit, that's new. Last I checked he just had cats and chickens.
 
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xyrichard said:
Take a look and tell me if you think it's real and what it is?
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I'm not sure why he uploaded that, he didn't add any explanation next to the images. He posted some other pictures of human gore although it seems they were all accident related. I don't think it's Manyaunyau holding the boy's corpse. The guy's face is different.

Lol, he thinks that somewhere out there (Jupiter, I think?) there are humans who hatch from eggs. Maybe we should have an African thread.
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xyrichard said:
Take a look and tell me if you think it's real and what it is?
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He's holding the boy's head and a limb in another photo. It almost looks Photoshopped in, like he took a picture holding a little boy and then photoshopped the head and body separated from each other. You can see a jagged neck wound in the photo with the body and the photo with the head, though...

EDIT: Ok. Here they are. No genitalia shown but still quite graphic. Please be warned.

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autista said:
I remember this one Bollywood live-action adaptation of Aladdin and this being my favorite song from it

Also, speaking of Bollywood, has anyone else heard of Nollywood (Nigerian movies)? Not to derail the thread too much, but they're all pretty much like this
Yes, you read that right "part 2"
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Bollywood music is pretty dope. Here's a song with a pelvic thrusting Indian in a gold Elvis suit.
And one with a very, very poorly animated cool kid Ganesha in a backwards baseball cap.
 
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ForgedBlades said:
We have two Pajeets straight off the boat living on my floor in my dorm this semester.

We had to have a floor meeting a couple weeks into the semester because """""someone""""" was tossing shitty toilet paper into the garbage can. This meeting consisted of a discussion about how used toilet paper goes into the bowl to be flushed.

Then we had to have another meeting a week later because """""someone""""" was using half a roll every time they wiped and was clogging up the toilets. There are now signs up in the bathroom instructing people how to properly use the toilet.

This post is also about that same """""someone""""".
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You are lucky your Pajeet knows to put the poo in the loo at all!


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On using toilet paper... with shitty 1 layer toilet paper, sometimes you just have to use half the roll unless you want to leave your ass shitty. And unless you are CWC, you don't want to. The trick is, flush more than once, instead of piling it all up until the end. These shitty toilet paper rolls are a legitimate eastern european problem. Some people bring their own rolls to work just to have normal TP for their bunghole.
 
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