How much hate is within you? - List all the things you hate, then rate that hate on a scale of ten

[Angry New Ager]

People that use Doggo, pupper, hecken, bork, birb in real life to talk about pets. 11/10
Bonus hate if they're childfree and hate kids for being with in 500 yards of them.

All of this, and not just when they're talking about pets. Add to that anyone who uses the word "smol" instead of "small." They deserve to be spit upon.

That said, my hatred for clowns, child abusers, animal abusers, and people who post that Rainbow Bridge fucktarded thing when one of your pets dies cannot be measured.

Prius drivers: 9/10 (Gutless wonder of a car, driven by humans who are usually gutless wonders themselves, means they fuck everything up.)
PT Cruisers: 8/10 (I have moderated my hate somewhat, as there are far fewer of them on the road these days; I look forward to their eventual extinction.)
Hipsters in Fiat 500s: 9/10 (Great, you bought a car too small to carry anything but yourself and your bloated sense of self-importance. Enjoy the total lack of resale value, which you will discover when you try trading that POS in. Bonus hate points if you bought it in that ugly pea-soup green they used to paint the walls of prisons and mental institutions in.)
"Thoughts and prayers": 11/10
Pet owners who refer to their pets as "furkids," or say shit like, "I'm Chloe's mommy/daddy" when talking about the cat/dog: 10/10
People who can't parallel park for shit: 8/10 (QUIT FUCKING UP PARKING ON MY STREET, GODDAMN IT.)
Anyone who parks across two spaces in a parking lot: 20/10 (You gonna get keyed, mothafucka.)

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Prius drivers: 9/10 (Gutless wonder of a car, driven by humans who are usually gutless wonders themselves, means they fuck everything up.)
PT Cruisers: 8/10 (I have moderated my hate somewhat, as there are far fewer of them on the road these days; I look forward to their eventual extinction.)
Hipsters in Fiat 500s: 9/10 (Great, you bought a car too small to carry anything but yourself and your bloated sense of self-importance. Enjoy the total lack of resale value, which you will discover when you try trading that POS in. Bonus hate points if you bought it in that ugly pea-soup green they used to paint the walls of prisons and mental institutions in.)

shit, that's a lot of common ground. lemme add a few to the list.

the nissan leaf - the official cuckmobile. the ugliest car on the entire planet, it looks like a retarded insect. charge it for 6 hours so you can drive for a heaping 40 miles. hell, just about any nissan. they're just ugly and drive like dogshit. if you have a juke, cut your hands off.

anybody that adds a loud exhaust on their stock 03-07 sedan has a special place in hell waiting for them, where they are beaten with socks full of mario kart 64 cartridges for eternity.

the honda fit drives like a boy with progeria trying to row a boat through a hurricane. you're an asshole if you bought one.

anybody that stances their wheels needs to be publicly executed. i've seen it on a shrek green LS 400 and wanted to kill myself for just witnessing it. you aren't racing, so don't blow your money on wheels like you are.

 

[Mr. Fister]

shit, that's a lot of common ground. lemme add a few to the list.

the nissan leaf - the official cuckmobile. the ugliest car on the entire planet, it looks like a exceptional insect. charge it for 6 hours so you can drive for a heaping 40 miles. hell, just about any nissan. they're just ugly and drive like dogshit. if you have a juke, cut your hands off.

anybody that adds a loud exhaust on their stock 03-07 sedan has a special place in hell waiting for them, where they are beaten with socks full of mario kart 64 cartridges for eternity.

the honda fit drives like a boy with progeria trying to row a boat through a hurricane. you're an asshole if you bought one.

anybody that stances their wheels needs to be publicly executed. i've seen it on a shrek green LS 400 and wanted to kill myself for just witnessing it. you aren't racing, so don't blow your money on wheels like you are.

My brother used to cut the end of his exaust pipe to make it louder.

 

[ES 148]

do I hate mars bars


that's good idea

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who parks across two spaces in a parking lot: 20/10 (You gonna get keyed, mothafucka.)

Sometimes it's not their fault, though, because the original asshole who parked across two spaces forced them to do that. Then the original asshole leaves and it looks like the second guy there is the jerk.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Weeb shit: 100000000000000000/10
Bronies: 10000000000000000000000000000000/10
TV Tropes: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Hipsters: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Juggalos: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Steven Universe: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Shadman and his admirers: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

 

[Mimic]

Meeces - Pieces/10
That Hedgehog - Soos/Pingas
Pokémon - 7/10 (too much furfaggotry)
Jews - 14/88
The NYSE - 9/11

For real though
People who still use current year arguments - 9/10

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

One of my favorite writers is Oscar Wilde but man, I hate most of his fans on Tumblr.
Oscar Wilde fans on Tumblr- 8/10

 

[Lunete]

People who don't use turn signals: 100,000,000/10

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Eat Pant/10

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

"Is it bad if..." 13/10
99% of the time it's perfectly fine, they just want attention.
Also, whoever keeps ripping my bags of garbage near my front door after I put it nice and orderly for the garbage man: 100k/10 fuck you

 

[DeadwastePrime]

genocide crusade/10

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

People who stop their car in my path when it's my turn to cross the street at a crosswalk- 1000000000000000000000000000000/10

 

[AnOminous]

One of my favorite writers is Oscar Wilde but man, I hate most of his fans on Tumblr.
Oscar Wilde fans on Tumblr- 8/10

It's almost like they're unaware one of his favorite pastimes was enraging the easily triggered.

 

[Wallace]

Standing in line at the post office: 2/10
Cookies you think have chocolate chips in them, but they are actually raisins: 3/10
Not being able to find a decaf iced tea: 2/10
Deer ticks: 4/10
The dishwasher leaving spots on the glasses: 3/10

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

It's almost like they're unaware one of his favorite pastimes was enraging the easily triggered.

It's mix of them being really bothered by not agreeing with their "gays are awesome, straights are evil" opinion and them trying way too hard to sound like him and failing. Save me from the Wilde fans.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Trying to stand in one place for long periods of time - 1/10
Furries on DeviantART - 2/10
Loud noises & crowds - 6/10
People slamming doors and being loud when I'm trying to fucking sleep - 9/10
Myself - 10/10

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't need to rate shit. I have all the hate so fuck you.

 

[Mr. Fister]

I don't need to rate shit. I have all the hate so fuck you.

Congratuation, you get the fuckboi award for having the most amount of hatred in the entire internet!
The columbine shooters would be proud.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Chicago redditors. I’ve met more than a few and they’re huge pussies in real life. I despise weakness, especially in men.