Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Bob is simply not advanced enough. We’ve already got machines that weigh as much as him, consume one-fourth the resources and give better movie reviews.
He is obsolete and has no place in the glorious future. Patreon is simply separating the moon wheat from the chafe.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Bob is simply not advanced enough. We’ve already got machines that weigh as much as him, consume one-fourth the resources and give better movie reviews.
He is obsolete and has no place in the glorious future. Patreon is simply separating the moon wheat from the chafe.
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I've spent years/minutes mastering my skill set of dealing with the general public so I have no sympethy when someone with a differant skills set gets made redundant as I have no doubt I will always be relavent since I provide a supplementry non-vital service.
 
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Clay Claymore said:
“I can’t run my business like this, Patreon!!”

Bob, going online to make two-part exposes on why you hate Batman v. Superman and blow Marvel does not a business make.
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It is an obsession, not a business.
Even if his e-begging account runs dry he'd still produce the upteenth part of his BvS review and other capeshit bullshit. Unlike Chris, who gets lazy unless there is a carrot dangling in front of him, Bobby is compelled to get his stupid mug seen and his stupid opinion heard. Hence there is no rational reason to give him money.

Chan the Wizard said:
Bob is simply not advanced enough. We’ve already got machines that weigh as much as him, consume one-fourth the resources and give better movie reviews.
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And if you want, you can have a 3D hologram of an anime avatar as your movie reviewer!
 
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Good. Can't wait for Blob to realize that he can't make mediocre videos while playing SMB3 and bitching on Twitter all day long, but that's pretty optimistic in general.
 
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Maybe it'll be half as good as Fembusters!
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By "getting his Frank Castle mojo on", you mean "Stopping a mass shooting." Great gun control argument.
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And when reeeeeeeeeing to the head of Patreon didn't work out, Bob falls on his next line of defense.

Stereotyping others.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
And when reeeeeeeeeing to the head of Patreon didn't work out, Bob falls on his next line of defense.

Stereotyping others.
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There are times I wonder if Bob is legitimately mentally ill. Not :autism:, but some other disorder where he suffers from delusions. It's like he just invents behaviors for the people he hates and then acts as if they really happen. These aren't even stereotypes; they're just figments of his imagination he seems to think are behind these dastardly Patreon events.

He's about three steps from ranting about the Lizard People.

nlanpro said:
Oh my god. Shut the fuck up, Bob! We get it. You will lose money. No need to shove it down your followers' throats for Nth fucking time.
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Frankly I think anyone who follows Bob deserves whatever they get.
 
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PurpleDude said:
He's already there, man. 9/11 was a inside job and everything. Just replace lizards with first person shooters.
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How serious was he about that, though? My impression was always that FPS were responsible for the cultural conditions that made 9/11 possible, which is hilariously stupid but not strictly delusional in the way I mean.
 
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Mola Ram said:
How serious was he about that, though? My impression was always that FPS were responsible for the cultural conditions that made 9/11 possible, which is hilariously stupid but not strictly delusional in the way I mean.
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He thought winners don't use drugs made people use drugs. The guy on the podcast explicitely compares first person shooters did 9/11 to MK Ultra, which was a failed CIA brainwashing experiment.
 
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PurpleDude said:
He thought winners don't use drugs made people use drugs. The guy on the podcast explicitely compares first person shooters did 9/11 to MK Ultra, which was a failed CIA brainwashing experiment.
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Oh Lord. Yeah, I know MK Ultra. Someone starts mentioning MK Ultra, it's as big a red flag as Majestic-12 or fluoride in the water or silver dimes.
 
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The Nothingness said:
Why would Bob or anyone else want an all-female version of The Thing? Was the prequel to the John Carpenter version not enough "girl power"?
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Personally I don’t think that Bob (or his feminist friends) would exactly approve of a film that consists of women fighting, being paranoid and eventually being killed in gruesome ways. That’d make women look bad and of course Bob can’t have that. He’s more interested in propaganda films that espouse his views and ideas.
 
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