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HerrKlicks said:
so the new meme in this thread now is distancing onself from the "his gf isn't real" speculations and then when speculating about something posting a disclaimer about how this was not "autistic illuminati"-esque investigation that is longer than the actual sentence of speculation?

Gotcha.
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His girlfriend is a real doll just like peter coffin!!!!
 
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tripmix said:
One exceptional individual telling a group of exceptional individuals what they can and can't do.

Glad to see you're off to a great start of not Fred Fuchsing this up.
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His point is valid, though. If people don't go all Freddy boy on her, Phil can't say it was the detractors that fucked the relationship up, if and when Phil ruins the whole thing. We've already seen how smug he gets when he gets an opportunity to do his little "I was right!" song and dance, with the SOK blowout. It'd be better if this went to shit because of him, and he has nobody to blame it on.

I mean, we're all exceptional, but hopefully we're not autistic enough to give Phil excuses he can use in the future, no?
 
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if she's asian it might explain why she's so damn short in that picture but I agree that her skintone doesn't quite match up.
 
neger psykolog said:
Having said that, I'm putting my bets on someone from a country in the SE of Europe.
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I don't know about that. 10:40 PM (for him) cookie baking would be pretty unpleasant to someone with like 7 hours of jet lag. It'd feel like 5 AM. DSP staying up until at least 1:29 AM watching movies, assuming it was with her, would be death. Assuming it was alone while she slept it'd still be super rude but that's neither here nor there.
 
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Jmboote said:
His point is valid, though. If people don't go all Freddy boy on her, Phil can't say it was the detractors that fucked the relationship up, if and when Phil ruins the whole thing. We've already seen how smug he gets when he gets an opportunity to do his little "I was right!" song and dance, with the SOK blowout. It'd be better if this went to shit because of him, and he has nobody to blame it on.

I mean, we're all exceptional, but hopefully we're not autistic enough to give Phil excuses he can use in the future, no?
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It doesn't matter what people do. He will blame detractors regardless of whether they contributed or not, just so he can further push his victim narrative. You can be a bunch of door whispering autists, or you can stay back and do nothing. The result is the exact same. He'll fuck it up, it'll be the detractors fault and his fanbase will believe it
 
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The only thing i have mentioned here on this forum is that i have question the truthfulness of his claim of having a girlfriend, not whether she is a sumo wrestler or a supermodel.

But for your information i don't think she is neither sexier or better than my 2 hands![/QUOTE]


Oh no, man. I wasn’t speaking to you directly…or indirectly. #nomalice I was talking more about how Phil is giving this impression of “look, I have a girlfriend. Look at what I did, snort.” He is making his life more important to his paying fans than to the rest of us who go through these normal social events…normally. Two hands, one hand, a Under Armor sock…love is love.
 
Moritsune said:
No clue how KG hasn't been banned yet. He's not too subtle with criticizing the guy on his own forums.
I remember Phil banning the previous forum's mods, estabilishing the narrative that they're some sort of traitors and he only let them hang out on the new ones because he's such a kind person.

On the side note, i've been trying to find a piece of "fanart" someone made. It was a drawing of
how DSP perceives the world around him, and it just seems perfect now with this new girl he's trying to show off
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I frankly believe he sees things like the fat guy in P5 sees things.
Everyone is his personal ATM and he is the owner of a floating restaurant that only deals with people who will give him money
 
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CausticMinory said:
I frankly believe he sees things like the fat guy in P5 sees things.
Everyone is his personal ATM and he is the owner of a floating restaurant that only deals with people who will give him money
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Immediately thought of this.
 
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Liquid Cup Of Sugar said:
It doesn't matter what people do. He will blame detractors regardless of whether they contributed or not, just so he can further push his victim narrative. You can be a bunch of door whispering autists, or you can stay back and do nothing. The result is the exact same. He'll fuck it up, it'll be the detractors fault and his fanbase will believe it
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GAMERGATE THE DETRACTORS MOVED MY STAIR MUFFIN
 
SoapQueen1 said:
I don't know about that. 10:40 PM (for him) cookie baking would be pretty unpleasant to someone with like 7 hours of jet lag. It'd feel like 5 AM. DSP staying up until at least 1:29 AM watching movies, assuming it was with her, would be death. Assuming it was alone while she slept it'd still be super rude but that's neither here nor there.
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"Honey, I'm so tired, can't we just go to bed? I'll let you do all that dirty stuff we talked about online!"
"NO! THE DETRACTORS ARE SAYING THAT YOU DON'T EXIST AND ILL BE DAMNED IF WE'RE NOT GOING TO STAY UP FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS STRAIGHT REDECORATING THE SHIT OUT OF MY HOUSE AND POSTING INSTAGRAM PICTURES OF YOUR HAIR TO PROVE THEM WRONG!"

I was browsing Instagram and found an unrelated to Phil account, but I thought this comment was pretty funny in light of all the "magical air of Seattle" shit:
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neural said:
I honestly don't know why some of you are persisting with this "find the mystery girlfriend" faggotry, microanalyzing every photo, dissecting every post Phil makes for hints.. It's one thing to speculate about it as it's the topic of the hour, but are we seriously going into Fred "the doors sound the same" Fuchs territory?

IMO, As long as he doesn't fuck up and put her into the streams like he did with PandaLee then it's entirely not our business. And if he does fuck up and lets her on stream and she's a normal person (preemptive :optimistic:), then she would not be funny enough to be our business.

Don't mistake this for me saying we should be somehow morally superior to DSP, we are simply here for the funny and the funny alone. And IMO, this has gotten far, far more creepy than funny.

It's been over 10 pages of SoK-tier autism, which has greatly reduced the quality of this thread. It also lends very high credibility to an asshole who shouldn't have a leg to stand on.
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Do you not know where you are? We all have :autism:. It's his own fault for having put his personal life on display for over 8 years. His ego is so fragile that any whiff of someone saying she was fake he went and posted a pic of the back of her head for proof.
SOK tier autism is blackmailing other people so they dont leave, we are pointing and laughing at Phil, hardly SoK tier in any capacity.
Phil will be the downfall of his own ego and fragile mind and lies, we watch and laugh, not pull the strings, this is what sets our autism apart from Sok's.
 
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Liquid Cup Of Sugar said:
It doesn't matter what people do. He will blame detractors regardless of whether they contributed or not, just so he can further push his victim narrative. You can be a bunch of door whispering autists, or you can stay back and do nothing. The result is the exact same. He'll fuck it up, it'll be the detractors fault and his fanbase will believe it
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The sad truth. I still stand by what I said, though. Phil will blame the detractors, but that doesn't mean people have to be creepers and Fred Jrs because they know he'll blame them. Not to mention, there's a distinct difference between Phil blaming someone out of necessity (and not having proof), and him blaming someone and actually having someone/something he can latch onto and use as evidence.
 
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Phil's sound financial advice yet again:
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It's $50 from what I can tell (or $71 if the pricetag near it is accurate)
 
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