Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

[scared sheep]

I am the only one in this thread who isn't sperging.

I’m not. No one here is. And you still don’t have any moral highground. You molested a cat.

 

[sbm1990]

That's the point you fucking moron, She's flipping out over being mocked and trying to justify her butthurt by making it look like moral outrage, yet does the exact same thing to me. I'm pointing out her hypocrisy. It's stupidity like yours that left me really unimpressed with the content here.

I think you're mad, because she turned you down. I don't blame her either, if I was a girl, I'd turn anyone down if they came on to me while rocking a bowlcut. Seriously fam, that hairdo's gotta go!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I am the only one in this thread who isn't sperging.

I'll give you credit for the fact that you haven't threatened to call the internet police or murder any of us yet so you're like, 41.3% more level headed then most of our visiting cows. If this was SolidMario we'd be on page 80 trying to figure out which personality we're heckling.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I am the only one in this thread who isn't sperging.

lol who fucks a cat then admits it in a .pdf chick tract?

Nigga, Leviticus 18:23.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm pretty sure @Oglooger is Mexican.

Doesn’t really change much.
Mexico’s a pretty Catholic country TBH.

I am the only one in this thread who isn't sperging.

Dude, we’d all have articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica if that really was the case.
You on the other hand?

 

[TheodoreLothropStoddard]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/b/b6/Deopillowfuckface.png

Deo: "OMG HOW DARE YOU MOCK A CHARITY!!!"

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/7/7f/Crusadingtwins.jpg

Also Deo: "HAHA LET'S MAKE FUN OF A MASS SHOOTING!!!"
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That's the point you fucking moron, She's flipping out over being mocked and trying to justify her butthurt by making it look like moral outrage, yet does the exact same thing to me. I'm pointing out her hypocrisy. It's stupidity like yours that left me really unimpressed with the content here.
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I am the only one in this thread who isn't sperging.

^

 

[Paden Reilly]

"She's making fun of mass shooters!" "No, she's making fun of you because you look like one." "THAT'S THE POINT, SHE'S A HYPOCRITE!"

Is there a reason this whole thing is in quotation marks?

I’m not.

Typica asspie meltdown.

I think you're mad, because she turned you down.

Ahem!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/When+honey+talking+with+other+girl/funny-gifs/5491113/38#38 I already have two girlfriends, why would even want to? (Besides, she's foxler's bitch anyway). On a serious note, before Deo knew about me, I spoke to her a little bit privately on FA, I was nice to her, sympathetic to her situation, and even tried to offer some advice...and she STILL treated me like shit. Sure hope she takes my advice, she's going to need it.

41.3% more level headed

Another serious note, that's because I grew up. I am 10 years older, 10 years more mature. Before I was naive, thin skinned, inexperienced, ect. I'm ultimately glad I ended up on ED, I'm glad I was a lolcow, it forced me to grow up. You're not going to get any of the old shenanigans out of me because I am a better person. I'm a little bit damaged, but I'm also a little bit stronger.

Also
TheodoreLothropStoddard is Yifflers sock account.

 

[Uncle Warren]

I'm a little bit damaged, but I'm also a little bit stronger.

More like a little bit more degenerate.

How come your FA is full of recent posts of

Spoiler: your fursuit paw stomp fetish

Spoiler: making a stupid face while playing with dicks

And last but certainly not least

Spoiler: kennel...butt?

From someone who could've had his own ED article from his own degenerate past had he not pursued an escape from that path, you clearly have not learned why you were mocked in the first fucking place.

 

[Meowthkip]

Is there a reason this whole thing is in quotation marks?

Take a guess.

 

[TheodoreLothropStoddard]

Also
TheodoreLothropStoddard is Yifflers sock account.

Everyone here knows I'm Der Führious. Although, I'd love to know more what happened on Len's old server when you and Yiffler had some sissy fight in the NSFW room. It wasn't Yiffler, but Emperor Birb [KKKutie] who came to me first when Len invited you. She was still a moderator when I first saw you in the pre-vet room. Like I've said before, not even your own kind [furfags] wants you to be around. As matter of fact, more and more furfags are starting to act the same way towards Foxler as they did towards you. You zoofags are trying so hard to get your beastiality normalized in the fandom. Do you really not realize that the majority of the fandom are trying to wash off the "animal fucker" label off their backs, yet you two jump in and have that title thoroughly emphasized?

Spoiler: You and Foxler might as well create your own fandom: Beast Fandom

Spoiler: Yiffler wasn't the only one; Almost every AltFurfag hated you

Luckily, I was able to save this image before the AltYiff server got shut down.

 

[Uncle Warren]

I had that nagging feeling we were withholding something until it was in the right context to do so.

And then ya post it. Perfect timing.

Spoiler: You and Foxler might as well create your own fandom: Beast Fandom

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Spoiler: Yiffler wasn't the only one; Almost every AltFurfag hated you

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Funny enough I never saw the second set of logs, so that is new to me. But all the logs definitely show that Crusader Cat still harbors his autism to this day no matter how much he claims he got better.

 

[Power Armor]

Another serious note, that's because I grew up. I am 10 years older, 10 years more mature.

so basically you're ten years old

 

[TheodoreLothropStoddard]

so basically you're ten years old

Is Crusader Catmongler Transaged now?

 

[Yutyrannus]

Yeah, I've been considering it.

Hold up, you think someone will buy that ugly cumrag from you, especially with the reputation you have and the evidence that its a murrsuit?



You're out of however many hundreds of dollars you spent on that stupid looking thing

 

[Flareon]

You're out of however many thousands of dollars you spent on that stupid looking thing

ftfy

 

[Paden Reilly]

Take a guess.

You suck at grammar?

Everyone here knows I'm Der Führious.

And you're also Yiffler, so stop trying to ask me for "dirt" on altfurry when you know you got banned because no one could stand your bullshit. Also, that last screenshot is a fake. How many is that so far?

you clearly have not learned why you were mocked in the first fucking place.

And apparently neither do you. Have you even read my ED page? Have you even read this thread? I was never mocked for my fetishes, I was mocked for threatening to sue FA. For God-tier e-detectives, you sure suck at your one job.

I'm sorry but this is ultimately why I'm so disappointed in this thread. You know nothing about me and can't even hazard a decent guess. You use multiple screenshots which are confirmed fakes, you overreact when I'm making an obvious joke, I even trolled you so hard you banned me from the thread. I really should have lowered my expectations from people who couldn't even get my dox right and censor the word "r-e-t-a-r-d". Stop being pathetic, I'm getting tired of carrying all of your dead weight.

 

[InLivingTuna]

I even trolled you so hard you banned me from the thread

Space Pirate doesn't have the power to do that.

So you say that you don't think there's discussion of you on places like ED for your fetishes, it's only because of you trying to sue FA, correct? So do you think that most people, if asked, would be okay with or at least apathetic to your history of sexually molesting real animals?

 

[Paden Reilly]

sexually molesting real animals?

Read the thread before posting r-e-t-a-r-d:

Crusader Cat / Paden Reilly

Crusader Cat / Paden Reilly

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Was this nigga ever even actually verified? He still has no tag. This dude could be molesting totally unrelated cats.

 

[Flareon]

You know nothing about me and can't even hazard a decent guess.

You're an animal rapist and a nazi, what else is there to know?