Inactive William Edward Atchison / FuckYou - The Couch Cuck

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Not to parrot what's already been said, but this is pretty surreal. Not in the "I knew that guy" sense, never talked to him. But it's like, this is life after death on Earth. He got stopped by a fucking couch. And now he's getting posthumously shit on here(and likely elsewhere). It feels pretty strange, seeing someone leave this behind as their legacy. Funny and retarded, but still strange.
 
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This would be so hilarious if he hadn't killed those two kids. Getting defeated by a fucking sofa is America's Dumbest Criminals levels of dysgenics. I mean holy fucking shit!

My condolences and prayers to the friends and loved ones of the deceased students. As for @FuckYou I suppose the most fitting end for this story would be if in hell he spends the eternity as a sofa.
 
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Fougaro said:
This would be so hilarious if he hadn't killed those two kids. Getting defeated by a fucking sofa is America's Dumbest Criminals levels of dysgenics. I mean holy fucking shit!

My condolences and prayers to the friends and loved ones of the deceased students. As for @FuckYou I suppose the most fitting end for this story would be if in hell he spends the eternity as a sofa.
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imagine what it would be like to have satan sit on ur face ha ha
 
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Echs Why Zed said:
I imagine his version of Hell would be an obvious way out, but impossible to get through because of a fucking sofa.
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A modern Sisyphus. He'd see an obvious way out, meticulously plan how to use it, and then he'd need to pee, get surprised with his pants down, and then he notices the obvious way out has been blocked by a fucking sofa.

And on that sofa kiwi farm members who laugh at him for being the failure he is. Because if there's a God, that's surely where devout kiwis go, a place where they can laugh at exceptional individuals for all eternity.
 
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Meowthkip said:
His posts in the Serial Killer Fangirls thread showed he was jealous of dead guys and guys in prison having teenage girls lust after them. He was pretty bitter about it.
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He wasn't even the biggest (obviously) autistic idiot in that thread. We should probably dox anyone who tisms out in that thread in the future, as a public service.

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KiwiFarms is now an alt-right death squad that actually kills people now.
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If they really believe that they're pretty fucking dumb to keep poking us. They don't.
 
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Cuddly Pirate said:
KiwiFarms is now an alt-right death squad that actually kills people now.

@FuckYou is one hell of a faggot. I propose we ban him for being this much of a ween.
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It's not like we cheered him on or even had an inkling that he was planning something like this. I'm sure most people here didn't know what he did on other sites.

That said, since I can't shit on his grave in person, this thread's the next best thing.
 
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