DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Another day, more of phil's slow decline and empire of dirt. Seeing the thread number now makes me hopeful the thread can crack 2000 pages by itself. It doing that in the final days of the year would be pretty awesome for this thread and the wonderful kiwis who post in here

 

[Kosher Dill]

So does the end of net neutrality mean we can call up Comcast and offer to pay them to increase the lag on DSP's line?

 

[Kamatsubu]

They'd take the TV and then quickly find out the rest of his stuff is crap. It would be a sad day for that cat burglar.

Any burglar probably already wrote off Phil's house as having nothing of value to steal. Nothing he could do you know? Bugged burglar mechanics.

 

[FapCupFanta]

I think her breaking point was that hospital thing. The one fucking time in their entire relationship that she obviously needed his support for a change, he was an absolute fucking dick about it. I think genuinely started to sympathize with her at that point because he was obviously being an abusive psycho. I also think the hospital and maybe even her co-workers who encountered him in that period may have all just point-blank asked her about his abusive behavior and flat-out told her he wasn't just kind of a jerk, he was actually abusive and she had to get away from him.

Hospitals generally ask questions when a woman shows up and then her SO shows up and is obviously a fucking psycho.

I can’t really fathom how he thought it was okay to do what he did regarding the information about the hospital incident. Fred Fuchs is a complete shit and the SoK members had their issues, but they were pretty spot-on about Phil’s actions during and after Leanna’s trip to the hospital. Phil is a shitty gamer who hates his job, is an asshole, and proves himself to be pretty goddamned stupid. But worse than all of that was his willingness to disclose that kind of information about his girlfriend to hundreds (more like fifties once you account for any bots or BSV multi boxing the stream) of strangers for bits and tips. That’s such a core lack of respect for someone he supposedly loved. There’s no doubt in my mind she dumped his ass after that; that’d be the last straw to anyone with any kind of sense. And months later, we see just how little she really meant to him as a human being. He’ll bitterly talk her down as someone who held him back. In reality, he didn’t realize she was his closest human contact in his life.

I don’t believe she really was all that much of a gold digger. I think she was just young and didn’t have her priorities straight. She had no idea what she wanted from the world and a relationship. She got with Phil during his highest-earning years, and she probably was a bit star struck by that. But as Leanna matured and Phil didn’t, they started to grow apart. That distance on the couch got wider as she became more of a mother figure to him and less a companion. The kindling for her departure was stacked up by the time he lit the spark during the hospital stream, and the rest was history.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil really is a middle-aged middle schooler. He said the #1 thing he liked about his girlfriend is that she's attractive. Everything else is secondary to him.

And then he doesn't even fuck her with his gout dick, but instead jerks off on stream.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He did try to do that too. When he started making his own TIHYDP videos, and marketing like it's just as good as the real thing. He didn't even last all that long attempting to appeal to detractors.

i don't think his attempt at making TIHYDP was him appealing to detractors, it looked more like he was trying to fight by having fans only show the """""""""""""""""""""""good"""""""""""""" parts of his streams so when people looked up TIHYDP they would see the TRUE and HONEST phil being OH SO AWESOME.

She worked a real job outside of the house in addition to cooking, cleaning, and even (and this is Phil admitting this himself, here) managing her boyfriend’s bedtime for him.

why do all of the jerks get all of the pretty girls to fix their biological clocks

I think her breaking point was that hospital thing.

it pretty much revealed how much of a psychopath phil is. girlmompanda was in trouble? no, he obviously had it worse because she couldn't clean the house or tell him to go to bed.

They'd take the TV and then quickly find out the rest of his stuff is crap. It would be a sad day for that cat burglar.

most of the time, a home robbery ends with missing food too. nothing like those hungry man turkey dinners.

 

[Girlieplier]

Phil really is a middle-aged middle schooler. He said the #1 thing he liked about his girlfriend is that she's attractive. Everything else is secondary to him.

I'd love to talk female to female with his "gf". That is if she exists outside of his imagination. Because no matter how much he says it, he is not charismatic or witty and definitely not attractive. Unless you like that "I'm living under a bridge and haven't showered for a week" look and smell.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'd love to talk female to female with his "gf". That is if she exists outside of his imagination. Because no matter how much he says it, he is not charismatic or witty and definitely not attractive. Unless you like that "I'm living under a bridge and haven't showered for a week" look and smell.

I imagine that she's still suffering from PTSD after seeing him naked.

 

[Kamatsubu]

i don't think his attempt at making TIHYDP was him appealing to detractors, it looked more like he was trying to fight by having fans only show the """""""""""""""""""""""good"""""""""""""" parts of his streams so when people looked up TIHYDP they would see the TRUE and HONEST phil being OH SO AWESOME.

I distinctly remember though that he was pushing it as "oh man you guys love those TIHYDPs right? Haha well then wait until you see the official DSP sanctioned ones!"

So he was at least hopping on the bandwagon and hoping people would see his instead of going to the detractors videos. Because he knows full well they get a ton of views, and he wants them views.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I distinctly remember though that he was pushing it as "oh man you guys love those TIHYDPs right? Haha well then wait until you see the official DSP sanctioned ones!"

So he was at least hopping on the bandwagon and hoping people would see his instead of going to the detractors videos. Because he knows full well they get a ton of views, and he wants them views.

yeah he was trying to push the detractors off the brand to remove negative press
but he's too lazy to make his own videos, and his fans were too lazy to spend time making them

 

[Eekum Bokum]

DSP didn't make the TIHYDPs himself he got his fans to make them for him and after "quality controlling" the video DSP would film a short intro that would usually take him a week to make then upload to RIPGamingJuan...then of course he got lazy and couldn't be bothered to watch/upload, of course he blamed youtube for this for some reason.

 

[Dragoonism]

Pre-stream!

• "BUUUUUUUUURP! WOW, happy belchday"
• Claim that the clip of him winning a PUBG round without firing a bullet is either the second or third highest watched clip on Twitch from that game and it's fun since there are streamer that are way bigger than him that are more experienced and skilled at the game and doesn't come close.
• A anonymes viewer gave him Okami HD and he found out it is supposedly 40 hours long if you do everything in the game!
• Claim that the poll he put up about which of PUBG and Okami HD he was supposed to play on first stream was the closest ever, all through the night it was like 50-50, it wasn't decided until 15 min before the poll was closing when he tweeted about it.

• Claim he now knows what PUBG is and dont need to play it more, yet decides he will add it to his multiplayer madness weekend.
• Claim he always does good when playing Battlefron 2!
• He has only food in the house to a sandwich, no food that he can cook or vegtable for a sallad and he dont wanna go out eat every day.
• He went out more than once to eat with his girlfriend.
• Explains that tomorrow on the seocnd stream he will play Fighting EX Layer and goes in to a explenation about the developers Arika, which he has done every pre-stream now.
• He will start his special holiday content on thursday with Ask the King, either friday or saturday will be his 7+ hours holiday marathon.
• Claim that it will be several days of holiday content coming up, only mentioned 3 days with a multiplayer madness squeezed in between two days.
• Promise that he will go all out this christmas, unlike others before.
• The big news is the repeal of net neutrality and explains what it means.
• Nothing will happen to him since he has a contract with his internet provider and you can't alter signed contracts. Comcast can't fuck with him since he have the most expensive contract there is. But everyone else are at danger.
• There were no need for a net neutrality prior to 2015 since the internet sucked before that.
• Claims that more people are worried about what happening in the Walking Dead and Last Jedi than about net neutrality.
• He hopes that his gameplay takes his viewers away from the problems of the real world, but at the same time we should focus on the real world instead of movies and series.
• "Enough about that crap and lets talk about my stuff".
• Tells people they should donate to his best ever Patreon goal so that he can pay his taxes in january, if he fails paying them they will take his house.
• He had nothing to do with the back taxes, it was someone else fault!
• If he gets $2000 he will do both, starting 1 january and people will go crazy every stream!

• What does he like about his girlfriend? 1. Her attractiveness 2. Her kindness and the way she treats him which he is not used to and a lot of things like she is intelligent and a gamer and lots of things.
• Wanted to join the military, but did not because the recruitment officers was too cocky.
• Claim that he is neither a republican or a democrat, that he is independent, despite voting for Romney in 2012 and semi-promoted Trump early 2017.
• Consider his point of view refreshing and rare since 9 time out 10 everything online is either democat or republican.
• Claims that if he had started a political channel on YT people would mix it up with everything else that he does and some people would get turned of by him doing politics.
• Consider that everything he done on KOGaming is advertiser friendly.
• Claim that if he had done a political channel he might gone from doing tons of money and have a following to nothing because YT is just a bunch of retards.
• Asked about moving back to CT: The weather in CT is bad for his back, he will have a shitty internet, horrible taxes, horrible recordings, he will be back 5 years ago when everything was bad!
• Asked about Ramob: Claim he moved on from the past and other should, if you think about the past you are living in you parents basements and are crying, he could talk about how he used to make tons of money and be hugely popular.
• Claim he draw his own comic books as a kid and designed Mario levels, claim he stopt drawing when he reached high school.
• Claim he dont wanna talk about politics, but he has to from time to time in order to avoid things changing the internet and such.
• Claim Howard and Rambo ignored him for a year and then made a video out from no where and goes on standard respons about how they never talked to him when he lived in CT.
• Calls Howard and Rambo stupid because they told him that he could call and talk about it in the end of the video and he goes on a rant that he was the only one trying to talk to anyone, claim that they dont care.
• He claim that they could answered one of his hundred sms and calls to them, which they didnt. (Watched the video and they answered several, but he was always calling at bad hours and times demanding they play with him)
• Claims they made the video because they were feed up with being bombarded with request from fans about doing videos with Phil.
• Dont wanna call them friends anymore and struggle to come up with a new word, ends up calling the associates.
• It is Howard and Rambo that needs to contact him and ask for forgivness, not Phil.
• Claims people will bring up Leanna, calls her his exgirlfriend, in 2 years and he will call them brain dead.
• "Things change folk, they do, you need to be adult to understand".

 

[Shark]

Interesting

 

[BrunoMattei]

• Wanted to join the military, but did not because the recruitment officers was too cocky.

Yeah, we all know how that would go:

 

[Rare Drop]

• "Things change folk, they do, you need to be adult to understand".

This is rich coming from Phil- I think the only cow that changes less is perhaps Andy Dobbo, who's reduced to posting tryhard tweets for the hope of long expired fame. The only thing Phil has over him is that Phil has pure tenacity on his side for dying on a hill. Andrew would bitch about a stiff wind, Phil would bitch and try to push against it until it knocked him on his ass- or it turned into a hurricane and sent him skyward.

 

[Girlieplier]

I imagine that she's still suffering from PTSD after seeing him naked.

No amount of therapy could ever help anyone get over that. Eww

 

[Xenomorph]

• Claim that he is neither a republican or a democrat, that he is independent, despite voting for Romney in 2012 and semi-promoted Trump early 2017.

What a lying faggot, his stream chat is full of faggots screaming about blacks, immigrants and cp shit..he doesnt wanna walk any line to offend his pay pigs.

• Wanted to join the military, but did not because the recruitment officers was too cocky.

Sure you did Phil, couldnt have been because you hate taking orders and are lazy as fuck now could it?

• Claims people will bring up Leanna, calls her his exgirlfriend, in 2 years and he will call them brain dead.

And we will call Phil, homeless.

 

[Scurrly]

I still don't get why Washington state is going to take his house for owing a few grand. Keep in mind that the full cost includes hiring a tax attorney - which he claims he paid for the retainer on credit. They're just going to put him on a payment plan.

Willfully misrepresenting the facts. The only way he loses his house is if he realizes it's not worth it to keep going further and further into debt from his credit card interest.

 

[Xenomorph]

Poor Phil, losing John still cuts like a knife.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I still don't get why Washington state is going to take his house for owing a few grand. Keep in mind that the full cost includes hiring a tax attorney - which he claims he paid for the retainer on credit. They're just going to put him on a payment plan.

Willfully misrepresenting the facts. The only way he loses his house is if he realizes it's not worth it to keep going further and further into debt from his credit card interest.

he's projecting the idea that even with a 50 dollar a month payment plan he would go over the max amount of money he can spend in one month. It has to be a scam there is no way he is autistic enough to spend 10k a month on bills. He's just overreacting.