Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

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JackEastriver said:
"...would you accept an empty game case signed by me?"
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"I'll give you a shout out on my famous You Tube channel dood it's as good as real money."
"Hold on let me msg King Jezzal for the rest of your pay."
"I placed FORTH at EVO, I shouldnt have to pay girls to sleep with me"
"Let me ask my Mommy and Daddy to pay for it, they owe me for not getting me that Wolverine toy"
 
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Jotaro said:
I honestly think even DSP would realize being extorted by a hooker is a dangerous road though.
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Maybe hes so retarded that he believes someone from across the globe cant do damage in anyway and he could just shrug it off as "this dumb broad is crazy, she keeps saying i owe her money and i've no clue who she is"

it is DSP after and we all heard the stuff he said about rambo contacting him, he lies through his teeth.
 
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Drip Feed said:
Maybe hes so exceptional that he believes someone from across the globe cant do damage in anyway and he could just shrug it off as "this dumb broad is crazy, she keeps saying i owe her money and i've no clue who she is"

it is DSP after and we all heard the stuff he said about rambo contacting him, he lies through his teeth.
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Actually the only reason he booked me was because i been following his game streams since i was still in school and had constant contact with him so he trusted me more then a random escort.
 
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Alright, let's try to round up the possible ways DSP can react to this, it's a delicate matter, with DSP having to amble through the minefield of his own lies, which somewhat limits the # of possible alternatives:
  1. Pay the lady and make her go away, quietly and with no fuss, in which case she will.
  2. Pay the lady and make her go away, while loudly proclaiming that all this is fake detractor stuff to cover shit up.
  3. Feign ignorance/deny this ever happened and not pay her anything, in which case she skewers him publicly while we watch in glee.
  4. Completely ignore her, not pay anything and hope the problem goes away, in which case she still skewers him publicly while we watch in glee.
  5. Reveal it himself and claim that he paid, but she is blackmailing him. This is easily the most exceptional alternative I can think of, but we ARE living in the best timeline so I think there's no harm in dreaming.
Anything I missed?
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LOL ninja'd by Dear Leader while typing it, seems he's going for option #3.
 
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I'm sorry, but imo, this is way to good to be true. Unless she can produce something like a photo of DSP sleeping, something only she could get, I won't believe it.

Dsp is a liar, dsp is a lot of things and this 'Mystwry Woman' is feeding us everything we want to be true. It simply is too good to be true.
 
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Imo i see it as innocent till proven guilty, ill give it till after the weekend or whatever for this DM, if its substantial then cool, its funny, like null n others have said, no point in saying its fake or whatever, just eat it up till/if the cork pops, thats what this whole thread is here for, berating her isnt doing much either.

Shes already said and its also a silly thing to request that she takes a picture of shit around his house or of him, literally for what reason, would anyone willing take pictures with phil?, honestly though, i wished it was leanna here.
 
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I just figured it out. In true Phil fashion, he's not outright lying... When talking about paying for sex Phil said: "Never in my life have I and never will I. That's LUDICROUS!"

And that's what brings us all here today. Phil never paid the escort.
 
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Murmur said:
I just figured it out. In true Phil fashion, he's not outright lying... When talking about paying for sex Phil said: "Never in my life have I and never will I. That's LUDICROUS!"

And that's what brings us all here today. Phil never paid the escort.
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Staying on this thought trail, maybe after her first two visits, Phil was delusional enough to legit think she was his girlfriend and is now baffled as to why she wants money from him.
 
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