Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

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Aww this got so much better while I was asleep. Sadly I do think that Phil will pay, probably of course waiting till the last day possible. But it is an emergency in frankerZ, pay my fake irs please.

O yeah do remember that the taxes thing was probably stolen from his detractors, as that was one of the speculative points that were being made.
 
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I assume one of the usual dsp kiwi followers will update and tally up the current funds hes getting this month as a whole, it'd be rather funny to have a live rough estimate with the pay day but yes yes it'd be :autism: or whatever.

One can only dream.
 
Some things I’m confused about, so you aren’t the girl in the pictures he posted but you saw him three times with one of those times being in December? So he paid for you and another girl in the same month despite you not being paid yet? That doesn’t seem to make sense even for Phil. What also confuses me is that you say you have only seen him three times and that there is a third girl but why would Phil be telling people he’s seen the girl that came over recently three times before that? It’s such an odd and specific little detail to bring up and makes no sense why he would lie about the third girl coming over for the fourth time? Just some things that are weird and don’t make sense, I might be reading things wrong though...
 
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JackEastriver said:
Let's say Phil manages to pay her off. The funniest part is there's no way Phil can explain where his new girlfriend went without lending credence to this.
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Unfortunately, that part is pretty easy. He's supposedly already said the relationship is "on hold" because of the escort tax man issue. He can just say that she was scared away by his insane detractors doing everything they could to reveal her identity. She was worried for her safety, she could never be seen in public with Phil or she'd be harrassed forever, etc. etc.. And then Phil can cry about how these horrible sociopathic detractors are ruining his love quest and life, to get some more pity bucks. Unless people are smart about calling him out on it (which, judging by Twitter, they won't be), it'll just support the idea that he's hounded by these detractors.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Its very likely its true. At first I had serious doubt, and I still prefer this being fake but LOOKS LIKE thats not the case. And yes, his latest stream was very suspicious the way he behaved.
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Any clips of the stream when he addressed it?
 
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Any clips of the stream when he addressed it?
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I think there is one when it initially spread and he said it wasn't true etc, but then once things started getting more serious the best way to describe it is like this:
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Most likely the only time he's ever not snorted has been when he did the Twitch partnership stream for Twitchcon. So it's a little bit suspicious.
 
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Let's assume all of this happened, including phone conversations.

My god, this may be the toughest month this fat idiot will ever have to deal with. He cannot help himself about revealing bad shit that's happening to him. Now imagine him trying to say he needs even more money in all of this. All while trying his best to not reveal that he hired a prostitute to pretend to be his girlfriend.
 
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You know, when Phil said what he did about people who use escorts and prostitutes I had a feeling that there may be a little truth to the theory. When he does that it usually means he has done whatever he tries to tear down so vehemently and he either feels ashamed or he thinks nobody will ever find out. Reading this thread last night was like opening a Christmas present early. Things just started to line up as the info was doled out and holy shit this is going to be a good one. 2017 has been a wild ride.
 
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