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BillRiley said:
I think that was kind of the idea. Chris wanted to erase everything that made himself identifiable to the trolls and adopt a sort of disguise. Also, there appears to have been a thought in the back of his autism-riddled noggin that his "tomgirl" outfit would somehow make him appealing to lesbians. :lol:
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How funny that after giving up his iconic striped shirts, he moved right on to striped tops!
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How would Chris get out of having to choose between lego and vidya if he were somehow put in that situation so that he could have both with minimal effort?

(The idea operates under the premise that Chris still gives a shit about his vidya.)
 
Mr. 0 said:
How would Chris get out of having to choose between lego and vidya if he were somehow put in that situation so that he could have both with minimal effort?

(The idea operates under the premise that Chris still gives a shit about his vidya.)
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I dunno
Hunger Mythos said:
I heard that they like to eat these when they're feeling fancy:
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As a Swede, i feel the urge to try it out atleast ONCE! For Christorical purposes mostly. I'd trade it in with some Julmust and some Surströmming ;)
 
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Mr. 0 said:
How would Chris get out of having to choose between lego and vidya if he were somehow put in that situation so that he could have both with minimal effort?

(The idea operates under the premise that Chris still gives a shit about his vidya.)
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We've already seen the answer: Stop eating.
 
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What perplexes me is that Chris is desperate for money and as the current eBay saga shows, he has no problem in mooching off of his reputation as a lolcow, so why doesn't he join the other fat wastes of on the internet and become a Let's Player on Twitch ? I mean, if he does barely anything else during his days than just play videogames, why not play them for an audience and possibly, as a result of doing that, rake in some extra Twitchbucks ?

I mean sure, it carries the same downsides as his eBay saga, as in, his main audience would consist of :ween:s who would probably lose interest after a couple of months, but it has almost next to no downsides for him, if not the pain of having to go through some trouble in setting the whole thing up. While listening him droning over the relatively simple games for hours upon hours might be really boring for even a hardline Chris enthusiast, if he would end up being even a moderate success, he could afford maybe one or two more vidya games a month and thanks to the stingy ad-revenue pay system Twitch has for streamers, it wouldn't even endanger his beloved :tugboat: .
 
Do you find there is far more material on male autistics than female autistics? Why do you suppose that is?
 
Clown Doll said:
What perplexes me is that Chris is desperate for money and as the current eBay saga shows, he has no problem in mooching off of his reputation as a lolcow, so why doesn't he join the other fat wastes of on the internet and become a Let's Player on Twitch ? I mean, if he does barely anything else during his days than just play videogames, why not play them for an audience and possibly, as a result of doing that, rake in some extra Twitchbucks ?
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...but it has almost next to no downsides for him, if not the pain of having to go through some trouble in setting the whole thing up.
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You just answered your own question.

To add to that, Chris knows that his presence on the internet will attract the trolls so he's learned to be a bit more discreet. Granted there's times when he isn't discreet, like right now (his greed surpassing his desire to stay out of the spotlight), but for the most part Fatty finally, slowly learned that him tarding out and posting it on the web will bite him on the ass.
 
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Clown Doll said:
What perplexes me is that Chris is desperate for money and as the current eBay saga shows, he has no problem in mooching off of his reputation as a lolcow, so why doesn't he join the other fat wastes of on the internet and become a Let's Player on Twitch ?
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Because right now he's getting paid for what amounts to nothing. Why would he put any effort into anything if people throw cash at him for writing his name on a sheet of glossy paper? Like Marvin said, it will be months until we'll get any new content and I don't blame him
 
He's gotta run out of junk eventually. I doubt he's going to sell their entire hoard of whatever the heck it is they collect. What's the general gist of the crap he's selling, anyway? It's probably less of a rip-off than HBO's lineup.

I hope he keeps his Legos, though. I feel like it'd be a nice, healthy creative output for him apart from the infamous video series. Then when this hiatus is over, he can start the new season of his indie show.
 
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Hunger Mythos said:
I heard that they like to eat these when they're feeling fancy:
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Thoughts like this make me kringe at what levels Chris's cholesterol must be. I mean he was prescribe a statin drug it age 24!

Most men don't start statins until thier late 40s!

Given his diet and current exercise levels I fear for his short term health.
 
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Sweet and Savoury said:
Thoughts like this make me kringe at what levels Chris's cholesterol must be. I mean he was prescribe it age 24!

Most men don't start statins until thier late 40s!

Given his diet and current exercise levels I fear for his short term health.
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I think you're exaggerating just a tad, but yeah, Christian definitely appears obese, even to a layperson.
 
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