Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

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FedoraManManMan said:
I think shes fucking with us personally with these tweets for the lulz as @MysteryWoman wouldve came here and explained she was doing this before ever making these statements. As much as I want this to be so god damn real, I think shes having fun guys *sigh*
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The Twitter account and escort girl website is 100% owned by the MysteryWoman user. That's all that's ever been confirmed.
 
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xenomorph said:
So are you all gonna keep sperging about whether or not she is real this or that, look even IF she wasn't it's getting Phil's panties in a twist and there is great laughs to be had over that.
None of us will know for sure and we were told why. IF he doesnt pay by the 13th shit hits the fan if its a ruse cruise fine, all I know is its getting his panties in a twist and I like to see how he reee's at it all. Because no matter what, he does fuck with people's emotions for money and uses people's good nature for money and that's not ok.
I dont get what the big deal is. Sit back, relax and close the detective shop.
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The way I see it is that it's okay to get on Phil's case for things he actually did like bait and switch Patreon goals or calling viewers lazy for not watching his stream. I don't care for made up drama from strangers. If Phil made up drama for money there is a story. If a detractor does it just seems desperate.
Him simply addressing an escort story made up by detractors isn't funny to me personally. If he really did pay for an escort and information surfaces that proves that he did then it would be funny.
 
xenomorph said:
True, if DSP was shut down so are the luls that come with him. It's a double edged sword.
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Who cares? Before the escort thing, DSP was arguably the most boring, repetitive lolcow on the site. He begs/scams people for money, yells and belittles his retarded fanbase, cries about made-up financial emergencies...rinse, repeat.

That's how it's been for months now and there's very little to laugh at. His personality sucks and, unless you have some sort of snorting fetish, his streams are unbearable. The thread is only entertaining when terrible things happen to him. If the escort he tried to pass off as a girlfriend in order to scam idiots for money, ends up ruining him, it will be a glorious and fitting end to The Pigroach saga.
 
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Not sure if theres something else happening on jan 12th or if its been searched a hell of a lot, but i was at someone else's house when i decided to google "how long till the 12th"
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i just thought it was a tad funny, anyway, he's definitely on edge with the phone checking and constant replying about this "escort lady" as everyone seems to put it in his chat, i missed most of the stream so hopefully someone will upload clips from it.
 
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So, to sum up what apparently happened:

An idiot fucked over an escort. A normal client, in this situation, would get worked over by the john in this situation. In our situation, the idiot gets worked over by the escort, via twitter, using sass.

DSP is officially the omega male. A girl a decade younger than him, on a different continent, just went 'Bitch where my money' and stomped him.

We truly live in the best timeline.
 
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xenomorph said:
True, if DSP was shut down so are the luls that come with him. It's a double edged sword.
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Phil's cockroach-iness mandates that even if he's sleeping under a bridge and streaming from the local library with 2 viewers... he won't leave.

TheGoutinator said:
Did she report him to Patreon? Ahahaha.
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UPDATE: Twitch too.
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My guess is that he texted her something like "can't pay you with the viewer donations this time, need them for the IRS, plz extend deadline"

and she forwarded that right to Twitch/Patreon
 
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JackEastriver said:
My guess is that he texted her something like "can't pay you with the viewer donations this time, need them for the IRS, plz extend deadline"

and she forwarded that right to Twitch/Patreon
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One thing for sure this tart isn't very bright, she wants money but is reporting him to twitch and patreon where his money comes from and she works as a hooker where I'd imagine discretion is key and on the same Twitter account she advertises her services she's outing one of her clients for small penis, prem ejac, dogging [fucking dogs was probably OTT] and myriad other things. If it turns out she is a legitmate ho but trolling she's just gone full DSP and fucked herself out of money. Literally.
 
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JackEastriver said:
My guess is that he texted her something like "can't pay you with the viewer donations this time, need them for the IRS, plz extend deadline"

and she forwarded that right to Twitch/Patreon
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Twitch in particular has been the most systematic entity to ignore this shit. YouTube and Patreon I can't really fault as much because they don't have as many rules regarding it.

FrankPentangeli said:
One thing for sure this tart isn't very bright, she wants money but is reporting him to twitch and patreon where his money comes from and she works as a hooker where I'd imagine discretion is key and on the same Twitter account she advertises her services she's outing one of her clients for small penis, prem ejac, dogging [fucking dogs was probably OTT] and myriad other things. If it turns out she is a legitmate ho but trolling she's just gone full DSP and fucked herself out of money. Literally.
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Given she's already supposedly given him one extension, if he's trying the sob story shit on her, then she's pretty much doing exactly what the alleged NDA was intended to do.

If everything is true & honest and like the previous post was speculating, he's trying to get another extension, then this is just her turning up the volume another notch.

Its certainly not a requirement on DSP's side, but its awfully suspicious that he hasn't really talked about this more in depth in a way that mentions her by her full name or anything or worked to point out what he feels are inconsistencies in her story.
 
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FrankPentangeli said:
One thing for sure this tart isn't very bright, she wants money but is reporting him to twitch and patreon where his money comes from and she works as a hooker where I'd imagine discretion is key and on the same Twitter account she advertises her services she's outing one of her clients for small penis, prem ejac, dogging [fucking dogs was probably OTT] and myriad other things. If it turns out she is a legitmate ho but trolling she's just gone full DSP and fucked herself out of money. Literally.
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Depends of what she wants the most : Money or revenge.
Assuming this story is true, of course...
 
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Null said:
The Twitter account and escort girl website is 100% owned by the MysteryWoman user. That's all that's ever been confirmed.
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If so, how come she hasn't been verified yet?

Honestly as many people have said this lines up too well to be legit in my opinion. As dumb as Phil is, I seriously doubt that he'd be retarded enough to hire a hooker for thousands of dollars just to show her off to his cultists and detractors. What would be his endgame? He'd just stop mentioning her until enough people ask and then he'd say they just broke up? Doesn't seem like it'd be worth it to him to spend and to risk this much just for internet cool guy points.

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Null said:
because i'm reluctant to throw any rep behind the claims made beyond that

this is the 5th time i've explained this shit
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you should start a twitch channel where you just refresh this thread and people come in and ask the same questions 200 times
"he didn't read da thread, there was nothing I could do ack ack ack ack"

bonus points if you get your own special Norwegian butler and european escort sagas
 
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FrankPentangeli said:
One thing for sure this tart isn't very bright, she wants money but is reporting him to twitch and patreon where his money comes from and she works as a hooker where I'd imagine discretion is key and on the same Twitter account she advertises her services she's outing one of her clients for small penis, prem ejac, dogging [fucking dogs was probably OTT] and myriad other things. If it turns out she is a legitmate ho but trolling she's just gone full DSP and fucked herself out of money. Literally.
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If she believes Phil's reason for not paying her is greed, then it makes perfect sense.
 
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