Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

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Um this is probably nothing but Eterniaforever cheered and said, "I seen that pa dutch egg nog, i am pennsylvania dutch, so i got a kick out of that one."
Phil replied, "Yeah my girlfriend brought me some of that. That shit is really good."
 

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Um this is probably nothing but Eterniaforever cheered and said, "I seen that pa dutch egg nog, i am pennsylvania dutch, so i got a kick out of that one."
Phil replied, "Yeah my girlfriend brought me some of that. That shit is really good."

Oh man Phil...

So he confirmed his girlfriend has red hair, is dutch, had flight problems at the same time a escort with red hair who is also dutch had.

Also she looks very young which this escort also does, both are skinny and he said he is with his girlfriend on hold the same time the escort wants his client to pay him money and is pissed at him.

Also he said his girlfriend wants sex ALL the time which is the escort‘s job to tell her client he is such a great guy and wants to fuck his brains out 24/7.

I mean guys it‘s obvious.
Phil clearly has another girlfriend that he hid very good and this escort is just another troll, OKAY? *SNORT*
 
This lady should work for a collection agency...
plot twist, she is the actual irs. And this was the easiest way to get their money. it all makes sense, the account being from 2011, tax problems appearing just only now. The irs has been keeping watch and finally said. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! time to active agent D. E. to get the money he owns us.
 
The stench of shit coming from bull is getting stronger as the number of escorts involved increases.

I think before I discuss this, lets discuss the 'known' DSP lore.

Which of these points is universally agreed upon?
  • Phil deliberately masturbated on stream and didn't do it by accident
  • Phil and Leanna broke up because of the "hospital saga"
  • Phil actually has thousands of dollars in back taxes
  • Phil was actually really really good at fighting games in their heyday
  • Phil took a loan from his parents and then never paid them back
  • Leanna was a gold digger / Leanna was a pure and honest woman who was taken advantage of
  • Phil actually really has a new true & honest girlfriend that he's had for months
To this day, people still don't agree universally whether Phil actually masturbated on stream deliberately or not.

Now lets look at this current situation
  • Guy mid 30s man who had a 5 year relationship end and who probably will have extreme difficulty dating anyone due to reputation
  • Guy living by himself in an entire house with no known outside world contact
  • Guy with supposed huge financial issues
  • Guy who has a panda plushie sitting on his sofa to this very day (from where he made the drunk tweets)
  • Guy who has an entire room filled with ex girlfriend shit which he still hasn't cleared out
  • Guy who stayed up all night and got a "splitting headache" because his "girlfriend" got a flight delay
The points against the mystery woman story have been these so far
  • No picture of her next to christmas tree
    • Completely valid point that has been discussed to death and is still the main piece of da autism puzzle that is missing. Everyone already knows this since like page 2.
  • This is Fred Fuchs! Who else has had months of time to plan and prepare like this! I was there when the SoK went down and this is Fred Fuchs!
    • This account dates back to before TIHYDPs were ever made. Google it.
  • This account has a gap in posting history! It has been hacked and we are being taken for a ruse cruise!
    • There's not really any way to definitively know this except that she announced her plans to have a child 2 years before she did and made clear she was absent because she was having a baby.
  • Escorts don't have NDAs/contracts!
    • They do. Google it.
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    • Source: The Oxford Handbook of the Economics of Prostitution
  • Escorts don't do work unless they're paid 100% upfront!
  • People in Europe don't measure penises in inches!
    • They do. Google it.
  • Sex workers don't have networks where they keep tabs on problematic customers!

And now the argument is this:
  • People who hire escorts don't hire more than one escort over time after a break up!
    • They do. Google it.
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I think before I discuss this, lets discuss the 'known' DSP lore.

Which of these points is universally agreed upon?
  • Phil deliberately masturbated on stream and didn't do it by accident
  • Phil and Leanna broke up because of the "hospital saga"
  • Phil actually has thousands of dollars in back taxes
  • Phil was actually really really good at fighting games in their heyday
  • Phil took a loan from his parents and then never paid them back
  • Leanna was a gold digger / Leanna was a pure and honest woman who was taken advantage of
  • Phil actually really has a new true & honest girlfriend that he's had for months
Masturbating i think was an accident. This was back at a time when he wasnt frequently using webcam so he wasnt used to it being on or off and didnt realise as he had his capture software hidden behind other windows he had open. And he was banning everybody, detractors and even people who gave him money. I think that was a mistake.

Hospital saga might of broke them up. But i dont think so. There was that video of Leanna talking to Phil about going to meet a guy, and he was dismissive and fake smiling while he was playing. Then completely glossed over what she said and asked about dinner and then tried to palm her off by ignoring her again. I think she was already seeing a guy, Leanna and Phil had been broken up but they had an arrangement until she got her shit together.

I think Leanna was a gold digger at the start in a sense she was young and naive and saw money. It was pretty telling that Phil did everything he could to keep her at home, even funding her soap business so she could work from home. But once she got a job, her personality completely changed. Started acting more like a woman, dressing more like a woman. She had real in life friends who she went out with. You could tell the power changed in the relationship when she would intrude on his stream and make him look like a timid child. That time he raged over the " fake engagement ring " on stream and Leanna came in the room wearing it and flashed it behind his back to the camera so the trolls could see was hilarious. And now she dumped him. So i think in the end the money wasnt important to her once she grew up a bit and interacted with real humans. It was a happy ending for Leanna. She survived.
 
The points against the mystery woman story have been these so far
  • No picture of her next to christmas tree
    • Completely valid point that has been discussed to death and is still the main piece of da autism puzzle that is missing. Everyone already knows this since like page 2.
Further to this didn't she also at some point say she WASN'T the girl in the Christmas tree? So unless that is one of the other 4 members of Phil Burnell's Hooker Harem™ would this not point to the lass in the instagram pic being a real girlfriend? And if the real girlfriend is really real why is he flying an escort halfway round the world at the same time?

This Kimberlie also blocks anyone who questions her validity on Twitter, this must be proof her story is real as she must have caught twitterblockitis off of Phil irl.
 
Masturbating i think was an accident. This was back at a time when he wasnt frequently using webcam so he wasnt used to it being on or off and didnt realise as he had his capture software hidden behind other windows he had open. And he was banning everybody, detractors and even people who gave him money. I think that was a mistake.

Hospital saga might of broke them up. But i dont think so. There was that video of Leanna talking to Phil about going to meet a guy, and he was dismissive and fake smiling while he was playing. Then completely glossed over what she said and asked about dinner and then tried to palm her off by ignoring her again. I think she was already seeing a guy, Leanna and Phil had been broken up but they had an arrangement until she got her shit together.

I think Leanna was a gold digger at the start in a sense she was young and naive and saw money. It was pretty telling that Phil did everything he could to keep her at home, even funding her soap business so she could work from home. But once she got a job, her personality completely changed. Started acting more like a woman, dressing more like a woman. She had real in life friends who she went out with. You could tell the power changed in the relationship when she would intrude on his stream and make him look like a timid child. That time he raged over the " fake engagement ring " on stream and Leanna came in the room wearing it and flashed it behind his back to the camera so the trolls could see was hilarious. And now she dumped him. So i think in the end the money wasnt important to her once she grew up a bit and interacted with real humans. It was a happy ending for Leanna. She survived.

The point of mentioning those wasn't really to discuss them, it was just to say there are a lot of events surrounding DSP that people still don't agree on to this day.
 
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Further to this didn't she also at some point say she WASN'T the girl in the Christmas tree? So unless that is one of the other 4 members of Phil Burnell's Hooker Harem™ would this not point to the lass in the instagram pic being a real girlfriend? And if the real girlfriend is really real why is he flying an escort halfway round the world at the same time?

This Kimberlie also blocks anyone who questions her validity on Twitter, this must be proof her story is real as she must have caught twitterblockitis off of Phil irl.

The christmas pic thing is a valid point. My feeling about it though is that if she said she was the lady in the picture it would be tantamount to openly confirming this entire story. Unfortunately for DSP, as pretty much everything he says is extremely inconsistent I'm heavily drawn to taking Mysterywoman's story above his.

I definitely do think there are elements of disinformation in the story that Mysterywoman has presented. I'll be clear on that much, but I do think there is definitely some truth in there.

As to twitter, I have been DM'd a conversation she had with someone on here, so I do know that she has engaged on her Twitter account however the "code of escorting" prevents me from sharing it. I take it that most people don't want to deal with 600 sperglords asking "DID U HAVE SEX WITH DA DSP?!" every 5 minutes. Especially when that person openly works/admits to being an escort, I don't think its really as exciting news to them that they may have had sex with a client as it may be to other people.

One other interesting aspect I recall is that Phil said something untoward about mysterywoman on his stream, and after that she seemed to really get pissed off. After that DSP seems to have backed off on talking much more shit.
 
"There was that video of Leanna talking to Phil about going to meet a guy, and he was dismissive and fake smiling while he was playing. Then completely glossed over what she said and asked about dinner and then tried to palm her off by ignoring her again.

"You're going to meet a guy at the mall? Okay, but you'll be back in time to make me dinner though, right!? *SNORT*"
 
Let me say something about me blocking people on twitter.

I dont easily block people on Twitter because i think everyone is entitled to their own opinion and im an easy going person who respects peoples opinion, and i also dont really care what others think of me or say of me.

However some people you simply have to block as example there is a guy on twitter who either needs a serious pair of good reading glasses or he needs to lay off the drugs. Because when you start makjng things up then it pisses me off, like he said that i suppose to have said i was Norwegian which i never did i always been upfront ever since i even been on twitter that I was Dutch and from The Netherlands. Then he said I was making porn, sorry but being an Escort and being a Porn star are 2 completely different things and if you cant tell the difference then there is something wrong with you. Yes i have 2 videos on my twitter that could be seen as amateur porn but i hardly call it that, they are older videos and are for promotional purpose only, yes there are some more videos on my escort site for the same reason. Im not a Pornstar, i dont make porn videos for porn production companies etc. Sure i done a couple videos for clients and for them only and for their private use only and i have given some to certain fans also more as a promotion, but to call myself a pornstar no way, im an escort not a pornstar and never will be, i have couple times considered doing it but no not my thing.

Then there are guys who take it to a whole other level and bring my baby into it saying things like, o can i also book your baby or o is your baby already a whore too ? Or other personal things. These people I block and report to twitter.

But beside these types no i dont easily block anyone, if you cant start a discussion in a normal matter then dont tweet me to begin with because i either dont answer and ignore you or if your like mentioned above and make it personal or refuse to read then you simply get a block with no word said.

I have answered many people on twitter, a lot who simply came to me asking me in DM and i answered as much as i could, with some a little more then others.

As i always say, you're free to ask if you get the answer you're looking for i can not guarantee, if you ask me questions about my work in general you always get straight forward answers as i have always done throughout the years.

So sure feel free to ask but ask in a normal way and dont be an ashole, if i can answer it i will if not then i wont.

Now i wish you all a wonderfull day, and please try to enjoy the Holidays with family or friends or even if you're alone. The world is more interesting then lonesome Phill although he does make you crack up laughing lol.

Have a great day, XoXo
 
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The contract is for TIME this has been discussed to death already

All anybody has to do is show a judge the Slut Kim website to see what "time with her" entails. Verbal gymnastics won't help in this case as it is very clear what services are being talked about.

If those verbal safeguards ever worked, no hookers would be getting arrested.

Edit: If someone (i.e. the client) tells officers that sex occured at any point during the time that was bought, the hooker gets busted.

And just her wall of text alone (I am a squirt goddess. I can deep throat 15 inches.) is enough to legally make the connection as to what the money is going towards.
 
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