Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

I find it hilarious that Rusty bitches and moans about sex workers not wanting his business. I went to high school with a super senior that got a full refund because a prostitute could not bring herself to fuck him. And that was after she made him shower, wash his junk with rubbing alcohol, and double glove.

Okay, sorry this is OT but I seriously have to ask: How hideous WAS this guy?? Since she even drenched his crotch with fucking rubbing alochol, was it still residual stank that caused her to refuse him? Or was it other factors? There has to be something seriously wrong for a hooker to give up money like that and you've aroused (lol) my curiosity big time. What was it with him?

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Has Shit Lips ever released the lyrics to his Taylor Swift song?

 

[Bamboon McDrool]

But his favorite subject is talking all about himself.


Doesn't stop him from drinking energy drinks, though. Or maybe he's dense and doesn't realize they're loaded with caffeine, that's a real possibility.

I went to a Mormon Christmas once. Very against coffee. My friend wanted one and his mom was all "No you do not!!" I leaned in and asked him quietly what was with all the Pepsi. He just said "Shh...don't even". They seem to be okay with some rule bending depending how strict.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

what happened to all the other Russell threads? I can't seem to find them, were they moved or deleted?

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Well there's a week's worth of nightmare fuel in a tidy package. Way to abuse photoshop filters with bad intent, pal!

 

[DrJonesHat]

I personally had a pepper spray, bear mace, and a scimitar, but when your roommate attracts Russell, you can never be too prepared.

Did the college offer a course in sword fighting or is that something you picked up on your own?

Third, he's not interested in the date as anything other than a checklist for sex. Otherwise, he wouldn't pick a feeding trough chain to go to and not eat at. A normal dude would at least ask the lady what she likes to eat, so at the bare minimum, you don't take a vegetarian to a barbeque joint where the only thing that doesn't have meat in it is Coke, or take a celiac to a bakery; but then again, normal dudes don't ask hookers on dates.

Many escorts have a "package" for dinner followed by sex. But they expect you to understand it's not real. They will stop responding to you if start acting like you're actually in a relationship. I'm sure the Pretty Woman thing has happened, but it's rare. Would you want to be with someone who could only get sex by paying for it?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Okay, sorry this is OT but I seriously have to ask: How hideous WAS this guy?? Since she even drenched his crotch with fucking rubbing alochol, was it still residual stank that caused her to refuse him? Or was it other factors? There has to be something seriously wrong for a hooker to give up money like that and you've aroused (lol) my curiosity big time. What was it with him?

He was almost 21 at the time and still in high school, so he was legitimately a high functioning mentally disabled person. He also looked like a balding gorilla. There was also the factor that despite all this, when it came to women, he was legitimately creepy, he would actually sneak into the rooms of his friends' sisters to rummage through their panties. In other words, if you were a female, you'd have an utter sense of despair just being near this guy. Plus unlike Rusty, he made no effort to hide the fact that he was a creep.

The only reason he didn't gain any further notoriety was because he eventually developed multiple sclerosis and became harmless.

 

[Lunachu]

what happened to all the other Russell threads? I can't seem to find them, were they moved or deleted?

Everything was merged into this thread I believe.

 

[downloads]

I was thinking that he seems to find his reddit threads pretty fast and it occurs to me that gonewild would be a perfect Russ habitat, creepers offer the posters money all the time for chatting and he can private message them. I would bet any money he at minimum lurks there anyway. When I get drunk enough I’m gonna spend some time seeing if I can find any commenters that seem Russ like

 

[wateryketchup]

He was almost 21 at the time and still in high school, so he was legitimately a high functioning mentally disabled person. He also looked like a balding gorilla. There was also the factor that despite all this, when it came to women, he was legitimately creepy, he would actually sneak into the rooms of his friends' sisters to rummage through their panties. In other words, if you were a female, you'd have an utter sense of despair just being near this guy. Plus unlike Rusty, he made no effort to hide the fact that he was a creep.

The only reason he didn't gain any further notoriety was because he eventually developed multiple sclerosis and became harmless.

By Mormon logic he must secretly be Gabriel.

 

[LaLuna]

Did the college offer a course in sword fighting or is that something you picked up on your own?


Many escorts have a "package" for dinner followed by sex. But they expect you to understand it's not real. They will stop responding to you if start acting like you're actually in a relationship. I'm sure the Pretty Woman thing has happened, but it's rare. Would you want to be with someone who could only get sex by paying for it?

Just something own my own, and from high school.

The LDSBC didn’t have any excuricular classes. The college is literally one building. The building is 10 stories high. It doesn’t even have a campus.



The extra classes they did offer was religion, and they were hell.

 

[Dangerhair]

Many escorts have a "package" for dinner followed by sex. But they expect you to understand it's not real. They will stop responding to you if start acting like you're actually in a relationship. I'm sure the Pretty Woman thing has happened, but it's rare. Would you want to be with someone who could only get sex by paying for it?

That's just so fucking weird my brain refuses to process it. Paying for sex, I wouldn't do it, but I understand it as a concept. But paying for a fake date? You'd have to be really, really lonely for that, and only interact with people that hate you for it to make any sense.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Just something own my own, and from high school.

The LDSBC didn’t have any excuricular classes. The college is literally one building. The building is 10 stories high. It doesn’t even have a campus.

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The extra classes they did offer was religion, and they were hell.

They usually are unless they're taught objectively.

That's just so fucking weird my brain refuses to process it. Paying for sex, I wouldn't do it, but I understand it as a concept. But paying for a fake date? You'd have to be really, really lonely for that, and only interact with people that hate you for it to make any sense.

That is the demographic they target yes. The girlfriend experience (GFE) is very popular. Not everyone who does that is an asshole, some are just really shy around women, or don't have time for a girlfriend (like if their job means they travel a lot). But the vast bulk of such clients have some personality flaw that keeps them from being able to have a normal relationship.

 

[SwattedKat]

Has Shit Lips ever released the lyrics to his Taylor Swift song?

The song is called "I get you" and I know there are screen caps of the sheet music at least.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Has Shit Lips ever released the lyrics to his Taylor Swift song?

Actually yeah, here they are. Not sure if he wanted Taylor to sing this even though it's from his viewpoint or what.

The lyrics: (COPYRIGHTED 2015)

I Get You (song for TS)

By Russ Greer

(Drum rolls like marching band)

Can't imagine being 15/ and Waiting for Romeo on that White Horse/ making you believe it Was a Love Story. /Singing country tunes in the night air/ Trying to forget Drew and his blonde hair./ Teardrops On Your Guitar just show how Innocent your heart is/ Yeah, I get you/ I get you/ Walking out of each law firm/ looking for my State of Grace/ while trying not to show a downtrodden face/ I've been here All Too Well/ It's quite Treacherous/ Anywhere between Sad Beautiful Tragic/ I get you/ Yeah, I get you.

Chorus: I cant help but think what Taylor Swift did in moments like these/ Finger to the sky, holding her car keys/ Pedal to the metal/ Leaving here forever/ This city: I'm not gonna miss you/ The people: I'll gladly forget you/ I think I know what you went through/I'm going through it too/Taylor Swift, I get you. I get you. Yeah, I get you.

 

[Rainbow Trash]

He was almost 21 at the time and still in high school, so he was legitimately a high functioning mentally disabled person. He also looked like a balding gorilla. There was also the factor that despite all this, when it came to women, he was legitimately creepy, he would actually sneak into the rooms of his friends' sisters to rummage through their panties. In other words, if you were a female, you'd have an utter sense of despair just being near this guy. Plus unlike Rusty, he made no effort to hide the fact that he was a creep.

The only reason he didn't gain any further notoriety was because he eventually developed multiple sclerosis and became harmless.

That this guy has friends is the most disturbing part of the story.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

That this guy has friends is the most disturbing part of the story.

It was a combination of relatives, autists, and other creepers.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

what happened to all the other Russell threads? I can't seem to find them, were they moved or deleted?

The people who only follow Russel couldn't understand multiple threads based on specific content. So now we have to wade through for content between pages of "comedic poetry".

 

[wateryketchup]

Actually yeah, here they are. Not sure if he wanted Taylor to sing this even though it's from his viewpoint or what.

The lyrics: (COPYRIGHTED 2015)

I Get You (song for TS)

By Russ Greer

(Drum rolls like marching band)

Can't imagine being 15/ and Waiting for Romeo on that White Horse/ making you believe it Was a Love Story. /Singing country tunes in the night air/ Trying to forget Drew and his blonde hair./ Teardrops On Your Guitar just show how Innocent your heart is/ Yeah, I get you/ I get you/ Walking out of each law firm/ looking for my State of Grace/ while trying not to show a downtrodden face/ I've been here All Too Well/ It's quite Treacherous/ Anywhere between Sad Beautiful Tragic/ I get you/ Yeah, I get you.

Chorus: I cant help but think what Taylor Swift did in moments like these/ Finger to the sky, holding her car keys/ Pedal to the metal/ Leaving here forever/ This city: I'm not gonna miss you/ The people: I'll gladly forget you/ I think I know what you went through/I'm going through it too/Taylor Swift, I get you. I get you. Yeah, I get you.

christ that's awful

 

[Pony Horn]

Actually yeah, here they are. Not sure if he wanted Taylor to sing this even though it's from his viewpoint or what.

The lyrics: (COPYRIGHTED 2015)

I Get You (song for TS)

By Russ Greer

(Drum rolls like marching band)

Can't imagine being 15/ and Waiting for Romeo on that White Horse/ making you believe it Was a Love Story. /Singing country tunes in the night air/ Trying to forget Drew and his blonde hair./ Teardrops On Your Guitar just show how Innocent your heart is/ Yeah, I get you/ I get you/ Walking out of each law firm/ looking for my State of Grace/ while trying not to show a downtrodden face/ I've been here All Too Well/ It's quite Treacherous/ Anywhere between Sad Beautiful Tragic/ I get you/ Yeah, I get you.

Chorus: I cant help but think what Taylor Swift did in moments like these/ Finger to the sky, holding her car keys/ Pedal to the metal/ Leaving here forever/ This city: I'm not gonna miss you/ The people: I'll gladly forget you/ I think I know what you went through/I'm going through it too/Taylor Swift, I get you. I get you. Yeah, I get you.

"While trying not to show a downtrodden face"