Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rainbow Trash]

Being Russell's emotional tampon sounds awesome and there is an opening now

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What in the what?!
Russ, sounds like your buddy wanted to bang you, the way you put it. Missed your chance, bruh.

 

[xyrichard]

I'm wondering what he meant in his Facebook book post when he wrote "wanted to get hotels with me. Showed himself to me".
Is he implying that a man wanted to go to a hotel with him? "Showed himself to me" is he implying this man showed him his dick?
At first I thought what he meant with " showed himself to me" he was talking about about the guy showing his true colors ( that he really wasn't his friend)
But the sentence right after "wanted to go to hotels with me" is "showed himself to me" so it seems like he meant the guy showed him his dick.

That's how I read it. In conjunction with only wanting to talk about sex -- irony alert -- Russ says that this guy only wanted to use him for "one thing", presumably that being his moebius-ridden asshole. The complaint about the guy's "buddies" in quotes has a distinctly shrewish tone to it too for a couple of supposedly heterosexual friends. What on earhth is going on?

 

[Russtard]

Call me pessimistic, but does anyone else think this is a fabrication to help him jump on the #MeToo train? My brain will simply not process the concept of another human wanting to fuck Russ.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Kayli asking the important questions:

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I'm rather interested to see what Strokey the Snowflake will give as his answer.

My money is on a phone call, or maybe a FaceTime. If his parents spoke with him then it was definitely short and awkward, because once they got "Merry Christmas" out of the way, what is there to talk with him about really? They wouldn't risk a normally-safe, superficial question like "how's it going, anything new?", would they? If they follow him on Facebook they already know the answer. Maybe just his sister... though, with her being local, maybe she stopped by for a visit.

I love that he goes from thinking he would just dump "tons" of flowers on Taylor Swift's house from a plane (if he only knew the address!!!) to suing her as the only means of gaining her attention- even though he has likened suing to duels of old.

In his book, his perception of reality was that TS was living in this impregnable (gag) tower, and her agents jealously guarded her from Strokey's sperging. His "logic" was that the agents would have to tell her about Shitlips if there was a lawsuit, and she (being a "good person") would look him up and see how misunderstood and mistreated he'd been; she'd fire all her negligent agents and go on a date with him; he'd sweep her off her feet, and they'd ride off into the sunset together.

I'm sure that made sense in his head, but reality wasn't so accommodating for his fantasies.

Of course, now the grapes which were so sweet before (though he'd never tasted them, and had no chance at tasting them) are sour... TS is no longer a "good person" in his mind; it's no longer just her agents... she discriminated against him, and that's why he's so furious that she's being recognized for standing up against it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He should print out that post and send it to TS for Valentine's Day.

And that 30 minute crying video sounds awesome.
Time magazine gets tons of mail like that every time they name a person of the year. If they bother to look at his video they'll probably laugh at it as hard as any kiwi would.

I look forward to the next Time expose: Weirdos on the internet, with Russ as the key figure.

Previous Time persons of the year include Hitler, Stalin and the Ayatollah Khomeini. At least historically, it’s about making note of significant people (or groups of people, or things). It’s not Time’s official certification that such-and-such a person is generally admirable.

They've had to explain it more than once. It's not an honor. It's simply a person or group who did something significant during the year. In 2001, they were going to name Osama Bin Ladin as POY but they knew they'd have a bunch of idiots screaming "TIME LIKES TERRORISTS" so they picked someone else.

Despite it being explained to him several times, he cannot fathom that her agents never pass along unsolicited material from ANYONE. None of the instances he cites have her doing so. It was going to prom, it was visiting someone, etc. He wanted special treatment, and is furious he didn't get it. From what @NipplelessWoman told us, he was treated with kid gloves by the church, so maybe that's where he got his ego.

 

[FlyGuy0912]

Do you really believe that fucking a stranger is less mentally exhausting than texting them a few times a day? That's like saying putting on tomato is the exhausting part of making a cheeseburger.

I do. Don't presume to understand unless you've been one. Its the number of texts, calls, and "needyness" from EACH AND EVERY ONE that she has to deal with, plus have to maintain the distance, while at the same time making each one feel special. Think of having to just fuck russ once VS listen to his rants, day in, day out, over and over...all the while AGREEING WITH HIM AND MAKING HIM FEEL LIKE HE'S THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE HE THINKS HE IS?

Multiple that times 10.

So - fuck 10 "Russes" or make 10 of them feel special.

Which would be more mentally mentally draining?

 

[Angry New Ager]

I heard that line at the beginning as "corresponding spheres of sexual abuse,"

It could very well be that. I listened to it over and over, and still couldn't come to a definite conclusion, so I said fuck it.

Since it is, as you said, a re-hash of other posts he's made this past week, maybe the correct word can be found in one of them. But again, I said fuck it, because after sitting through all of that slurping several times over just to get the intelligible 99% of it written down, I'd had enough of Russ for one night.

Also, I have no idea where he got the idea that he has some inherent "right" to have TIME Magazine print his story.

In before somebody posts Spoiler: :autism:.

But seriously, Narcissism's one hell of a drug.

I'd be interested to see what law he can point at to make that one valid - although I suppose he'd just use the same "I relied on TIME's representations of printing articles, and that means they should print mine, specifically, for some reason". It's hilarious how he gives options in his proposals (either you can do this, or that) as though he holds any leverage in a negotiation that is completely one-sided to begin with. It's so gracious of him.

He reminds me of every cow who shrieks about how their right to free speech is being suppressed when a privately-owned forum deletes their offensive posts or bans them for posting offensive shit that is clearly against the TOU (or at least common decency).

Russell has the right to make his case against Taylor Swift known--however absurd and legally without merit it may be. That he can make this video and post it to YouTube; that he can write and self-publish a "book" and sell it on Amazon; that he can keep posting his nonsense to Facebook (including to Taylor Swift's own official Facebook page) is all evidence of that.

What he doesn't get is that nobody else has to give a shit, much less help him. Magazines such as Time, or news outlets such as the local newscast that refused to cover the Ariana Grande trial, are not there to be "fair," or provide him with a forum. They get to decide what is newsworthy, not Russell Greer. And Russell Greer is not newsworthy. He's just another of countless cranks with a grievance that approach news outlets every damned day, demanding exposure.

And what Russell doesn't seem to realize is that news outlets are being merciful by not giving him a wider audience for his complaint. He thinks he's got trolls and haters now, and that his reputation is in shambles, and that his life is hard? The only reason he can still get a menial job laundering uniforms is because the number of internet autists who are keeping track of his antics and mocking him is relatively small, and not every employer googles their lowest-tier hires. Once the entire nation sees him slurping away on TV, and he becomes recognizable by just about anybody on the street, he can kiss that job--and any future jobs--goodbye.

He thinks he wants a national, or international spotlight on his complaints? No. No he doesn't. He really fucking doesn't. He just doesn't know that, because his grandiose fantasies of power and revenge are running the show.

Once again--Narcissism's one hell of a drug.

I'd really like someone to point out to him that Hitler was Person of the Year once. He'd probably still think what TS did to him was worse than genocide.

Donald Trump was Person of the Year last year, and he's hardly a paragon of virtue, fairness, and integrity. But Person of the Year doesn't go to "good people," as Russ seems to think it does; it goes to the ones whose actions really made news, and in a big way.

Is Russell claiming that another human being was hitting on him/seeing him as a sex object???

It would appear so, wouldn't it? I swear, the look on my face upon reading that resembled that of Russell himself.

I think we can toss this story on the same pile as his alleged lawyer friend who allegedly got burned by a Molotov cocktail for speaking to Russ.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Damn, Russ broke up with his hotel jerk off buddy on Facebook. That's cold.

 

[xyrichard]

I'm pretty sure, though, that the person he's referring to IS the prototype for the lawyer friend.

 

[Dangerhair]

I'm wondering what he meant in his Facebook book post when he wrote "wanted to get hotels with me. Showed himself to me".
Is he implying that a man wanted to go to a hotel with him? "Showed himself to me" is he implying this man showed him his dick?
At first I thought what he meant with " showed himself to me" he was talking about about the guy showing his true colors ( that he really wasn't his friend)
But the sentence right after "wanted to go to hotels with me" is "showed himself to me" so it seems like he meant the guy showed him his dick.

I'm thinking it's either Michael or Soren, who he went on his mission with. All they really did was go to strip clubs and party.

 

[theriddler3]

I love that he goes from thinking he would just dump "tons" of flowers on Taylor Swift's house from a plane (if he only knew the address!!!) to suing her as the only means of gaining her attention- even though he has likened suing to duels of old.

He knows her fucking addresses, lol. He uploaded a Google Maps image of her home in California with some weird comment as a caption. I was interested to see if it really was her house when the image first got posted- apparently she bought some historic house and the address was blasted online. Russ also claims to have sent flowers or chocolates to her NYC apartment that he had a Russian (IIRC) dude deliver via some weird courier service. He complained that there were already a bunch of bouquets there for her and his gift/message wasn't going to be noticed amongst all the gifts.

 

[uglytroll4u]

Call me pessimistic, but does anyone else think this is a fabrication to help him jump on the #MeToo train? My brain will simply not process the concept of another human wanting to fuck Russ.

It was the first thing I thought. This scumbag is not above making that kind of shit up in order to gain sympathy (hello, hit and run accident!).

 

[MG 620]

Also. Oh my fucking God, it's so gross watching him talk. And that nasty slurping. I couldn't finish the video.

On a related note, if my face was frozen I would much rather learn sign language and then make an occational word.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Damn, Russ broke up with his hotel jerk off buddy on Facebook. That's cold.

Well the buddy only gave his “TS I’m a Victim too” video a casual “like” so really who’s being cold here?

Jerk off buddy could have DM’ed or at least commented ffs. A real JO buddy would have done him the courtesy of a reach around to dry his salty swifty tears

 

[Dangerhair]

It was the first thing I thought. This scumbag is not above making that kind of shit up in order to gain sympathy (hello, hit and run accident!).

Notice how fast he dropped that?

On a related note, if my face was frozen I would much rather learn sign language and then make an occational word.

He actually did, and used it on his mission. Because much of sign language is lip reading and facial expressions, the ASL speakers he was conversing with thought he was legitimately mentally disabled.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Wait, so someone was his friend and confidant for YEARS putting who knows how much effort into wooing him and Russell wouldn't fuck him?

Russ is getting sued.

 

[theriddler3]

It was the first thing I thought. This scumbag is not above making that kind of shit up in order to gain sympathy (hello, hit and run accident!).

Even if that wasn't his original intent, it very likely will be his plan once he reads your comment.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

It could very well be that. I listened to it over and over, and still couldn't come to a definite conclusion, so I said fuck it.

He's saying "tiers." That part of the rant is actually him reading a previous Facebook post of his, verbatim, where he used that very strange phrasing. The actual post is a few (dozen?) pages back.

I do. Don't presume to understand unless you've been one. Its the number of texts, calls, and "needyness" from EACH AND EVERY ONE that she has to deal with, plus have to maintain the distance, while at the same time making each one feel special. Think of having to just fuck russ once VS listen to his rants, day in, day out, over and over...all the while AGREEING WITH HIM AND MAKING HIM FEEL LIKE HE'S THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE HE THINKS HE IS?

Multiple that times 10.

So - fuck 10 "Russes" or make 10 of them feel special.

Which would be more mentally mentally draining?

You're greatly overestimating the services rendered. From a cellphone, there is nothing stopping the escort from "having a dead battery" or "missing the call" or responding with one word or having someone in Malaysia do it for them at a rate of 2 cents a text. At best, you're getting juggled along with 3 other men for a period of 20 minutes once a day (Until something important "comes up," whoops,) at worst you're getting prescheduled snapchats from a Bluestacks account in the developing world. They (full disclosure: we) spend all day thinking about how to streamline this shit while the rest of the world thinks about it for a few minutes at a time, they've got systems upon systems worked out to extract the most amount of money possible with the least amount of effort.

But apparently this is all off-topic so I'll let you guys figure out the hustle for yourself.

 

[talk talk talk]

Shitlips is getting exactly the coverage he deserves: A thread on the Farms.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's saying "tiers." That part of the rant is actually him reading a previous Facebook post of his, verbatim, where he used that very strange phrasing. The actual post is a few (dozen?) pages back.



You're greatly overestimating the services rendered. From a cellphone, there is nothing stopping the escort from "having a dead battery" or "missing the call" or responding with one word or having someone in Malaysia do it for them at a rate of 2 cents a text. At best, you're getting juggled along with 3 other men for a period of 20 minutes once a day (Until something important "comes up," whoops,) at worst you're getting prescheduled snapchats from a Bluestacks account in the developing world. They (full disclosure: we) spend all day thinking about how to streamline this shit while the rest of the world thinks about it for a few minutes at a time, they've got systems upon systems worked out to extract the most amount of money possible with the least amount of effort.

But apparently this is all off-topic so I'll let you guys figure out the hustle for yourself.

That's not how my friend ran the company she was with.