Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[PsychoNerd054]

Didn't M-Hirt mock a dead child and then ask for proof that she was innocent of the "crime" of being republican? Didn't he also scam numerous artists with a sob story that he was dying from cancer or some shit?

Oh, Right... that's not nearly as bad as making a video where Chris throws around a transformer believing that doing so will physically donald trump. As we all know, instead rambling about how the president is a russian sleeper agent deep in the pockets of the kremlin is more rational!

Even Chris knows for damn sure he's not allowed to hurt people physically. Even then, the so called "Car attack" was Barb's idea, and Chris only went with the idea because he was overly dependent on her when it came to decision making, and he has a very impressionable mind. Other than that, his only response to things that stresses him out are things that make allow him to let it all out, wheter it be killing the trolls in his comics or beating up one of his toys which represents one of the said trolls. But even then Chris doesn't do the latter anymore.

By the way, when did he laugh at this republican kid? I just dying to see the lengths Hirtes will go to in order to prove he's somehow better than Chris.

Also, does anybody find it the least bit strange that Hirtes keeps mentioning how Chris allegedly tortures his cats to the point he doesn't shut the fuck up about it? That's literally the main reason he gives to everyone that he's better than Chris!

 

[chadmuska]

By the way, when did he laugh at this republican kid? I just dying to see the lengths Hirtes will go to in order to prove he's somehow better than Chris.

In 2002, a kid of a GOP senator died in a freak accident and he was talking about how it was justified because of her parents, as well as asking for proof that she was innocent. Quoth the OP:

In these quotes from Usenet (archive) he was getting roasted for a-logging on a 7 year old who died in a hottub. In one quote he literally asks for proof that the child was "innocent".

mhirtes

6/20/02
TellTheTruth wrote:
>
> "Buck" <Buck@BottomlessPit.Net> wrote in message
> news:HcoQ8.3176$5R2.121628727@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com...
> > Fuck Off!
> >
> > What kind of loser revels in the death of an innocent child?

What proof do you have that she was "innocent"?

mhirtes

6/20/02
MHIRTES DROWNS IN MISERY!
TellLoadsOfRepugLieswrote:
>
> He takes pleasure in the drowning death of a seven year old girl.

No, I take pleasure at the fact that a kid has escaped from the
domination of one of the most evil political parties to blight the face
of the Earth. No doubt she would have been forced to become a shrill
bitch harpie from Hell with a serious hate-on for minorities, the poor,
the elderly, and the disabled, as has been proven in the likes of Kathy
"Spreads her legs for Dubya" Harris, Anne "Fry the Liberals!" Coulter, etc..

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Also, does anybody find it the least bit strange that Hirtes keeps mentioning how Chris allegedly tortures his cats to the point he doesn't shut the fuck up about it? That's literally the main reason he gives to everyone that he's better than Chris!

Much like his obsession with calling everyone "pedos", his extreme focus on it hints heavily at projection.

Mikey probably tortured cats as a child, just like he probably collects CP now.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Mikey probably tortured cats as a child, just like he probably collects CP now.

Makes sense, he calls everyone who criticizes him a "manchild", and his posts show him acting like one. Not to mention, he refers to Chris as "fatty" all the time. I wonder what that infers!

 

[FataBataRang]

Not to mention, he refers to Chris as "fatty" all the time. I wonder what that infers!

It means he's fat.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

It means he's fat.

Well, no shit!

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Didn't M-Hirt mock a dead child and then ask for proof that she was innocent of the "crime" of being republican? Didn't he also scam numerous artists with a sob story that he was dying from cancer or some shit?

Oh, Right... that's not nearly as bad as making a video where Chris throws around a transformer believing that doing so will physically donald trump. As we all know, instead rambling about how the president is a russian sleeper agent deep in the pockets of the kremlin is more rational!

Hirtes A-Logs Republicans almost as much as Chris, I imagine because they might take away his tugboat.

 

[Done]

Hirtes A-Logs Republicans almost as much as Chris, I imagine because they might take away his tugboat.

All the more reason they should.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

All the more reason they should.

I wonder if there will be any REEEing over the new tax reform.

 

[drain]

Hirtes keeps mentioning how Chris allegedly tortures his cats to the point he doesn't shut the fuck up about it?

he calls everyone who criticizes him a "manchild", and his posts show him acting like one.

This sounds like projection to me. Like the closeted gay dude who won't shut up about homos and how gross it is to suck dick, unironically 24/7

 

[PsychoNerd054]

This sounds like projection to me. Like the closeted gay dude who won't shut up about homos and how gross it is to suck dick, unironically 24/7

It may seem repetitive to say this at this point, but that's sort of Hirtes' entire motivation for trying to make Chris rage so hard despite it being impossible to do through his means. He's got a target that he'll spam constantly in order to distract from how much of a big fucking loser he is. Nowadays, he won't shut the fuck up about the farms now due to how he's realized that A-logging Chris isn't giving him positive attention from here.

 

[drain]

He's got a target that he'll spam constantly in order to distract from how much of a big fucking loser he is.

You know, he wouldn't have to spam Chris with trash nonsense to distract from how much of a big loser he is if he didn't acted like a big loser during most of his life. Dude is "trolling" r.etards since the dawn of the internet, it seems.
He is failling to grasp that you haven't to act like a edgelord to prove you aren't r.etarded. You just have to NOT act like a r.etard.

 

[FataBataRang]

You just have to NOT act like a r.etard.

There's just one problem with that. He can't not act like a r.tard because he is a r.etard.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

You know, he wouldn't have to spam Chris with trash nonsense to distract from how much of a big loser he is if he didn't acted like a big loser during most of his life. Dude is "trolling" r.etards since the dawn of the internet, it seems.
He is failling to grasp that you haven't to act like a edgelord to prove you aren't r.etarded. You just have to NOT act like a r.etard.

The original A-log was sort of the same way. He didn't realize that he wouldn't have been trolled so hard if he didn't act so re.tarded. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have gotten as much attention as he does now if he hadn't orbited Chris all of the time. He would've been ignored seeing as he's just a fat socially akward nerd.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The original A-log was sort of the same way. He didn't realize that he wouldn't have been trolled so hard if he didn't act so re.tarded. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have gotten as much attention as he does now if he hadn't orbited Chris all of the time. He would've been ignored seeing as he's just a fat socially akward nerd.

The original A-Log eventually got julayed into submission and realized that if he talks about Chris now it opens him back up to the trolls who were fucking with him, and mostly keeps to himself these days. Mike didn't learn this and keeps attempting to troll to this day.

That's why A-Log only has that community watch for him and his orbiters and not a full-blown thread like Michael. His drama settled down years ago, Mike is still a constant stream of shrieking into the void about CWC.

He is physically incapable of learning from his mistakes.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

The original A-log was sort of the same way. He didn't realize that he wouldn't have been trolled so hard if he didn't act so re.tarded. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have gotten as much attention as he does now if he hadn't orbited Chris all of the time. He would've been ignored seeing as he's just a fat socially akward nerd.

I don't know. His convention video is absolutely hilarious.

I wish he'd done more stuff like this.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know. His convention video is absolutely hilarious.

I wish he'd done more stuff like this.

I loved how he didn't realize he was the biggest cringe at the con.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Mike has been spending the past couple; days getting roasted in the Null thread on /cow/
He's been posting there for a while but today's comedy starts with this post:

He gets this response

And this person comparing him unfavorably to, get this, @Andrew Noel Schaefer. Yes, Weeny Tran is more endearing and popular than Hirtes ever was or will be.

Mike gets pissy at the suggestion of a /cow/ thread on himself and accuses anon of being @yawning sneasel

/cow/ continues shitting on the lolcow in their midst

A confused black man enters the fray and gets told that Hirtes really is that terrible

cwcki club is brought up, as they too follow the exploits of Mike

Michael continues to push his pet theory that "foxdicks" and Null are "mad" at him for "trolling" Our Pet Lolcow by making 100s of socks and being an incredibly pathetic manchild. Only he reads that deeply into the nickname OPL. Because Mike has :autism:

Hirtes whines about being called on being Hirtes and claims mocking him "plays into Null's hands". /cow/ isn't having any of his bs.

Pot calls the kettle "ass-raged"

People continue mocking Hirtes, and @Andrew Noel Schaefer shows up in the middle of this to continue talking about @Smutley in the context of some posts I didn't cap as they aren't really pertinent to this thread, but you can find them on /cow/ if you want to see the other weeny posts.

And that, was the great post-Christmas Hirtesing on /cow/.

For now at least. He'll probably be back.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Apparently, this tryhard hasn't heard the phrase, NYPA!

 

[GS 281]

Why is @Michael J Hirtes mad though?