Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[tortoiseshell]

I played the latest build last night. Shiromi spotted a corpse that a teacher was standing over, screamed “I’ve got to find some place to hide,” ran down to the fountain area where Senpai sits and proceeded to just continually run against it. Sometimes she’d spin in circles before returning to her attempt to phase through the fountain.

I don’t think matchmaking would make a lot of sense as an option for Megami since she’s not trying to get with Sempai, she’s trying to stop you from killing (as far as I know anyway). But I have no idea what she’s trying to stop you from if you decide to go pacifist. Did Alex mention alternative routes or motives for Megami if you do a pacifist run?

She’s chilled out, I think. Pacifism is supposed to be the hardest route, so all the effort goes into making Megami easier.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I should really stop checking that subreddit, but it can be hilarious sometimes.
I don’t get how he can complain about fans bombarding him with dumb questions when those are the only ones he answers.

Spoiler: Bitcoin, seriously?

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I know; Mr. Saikou uses the Bitcoins to order all the technology for his daughter Megami to post her crappy intro and technically make her 'attend' classes.
Or buy all the hookers and blow he wants to deal with the terrible school/bribes he gives to the fatass headmaster ("the deal is off, Mr. Saikou1!)

 

[GravityBeliever]

99.99% chance that Megami’s “suitor” is the Science club leader.
It’s “hinted” [read: blatantly stated] both on reddit and in his character profile that he is not interested in her romantically but needs her as a stepping stone to take over her family’s corporation. So I’m pretty sure that Alex already has some weird creepy plans for matchmaking Megami since he seems to like her more than any other rival.

Spoiler: CRINGE WARNING:

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I was prepared for cringe yet I still received damage. It took me a bit to realise it was a convo. I bet ALex's thought process was that he should use science-y words like "calculation" and "synthesizing" because he is in the science club, and that's totally the way people into science talk in everyday convos you guys.

 

[Chi]

99.99% chance that Megami’s “suitor” is the Science club leader.
It’s “hinted” [read: blatantly stated] both on reddit and in his character profile that he is not interested in her romantically but needs her as a stepping stone to take over her family’s corporation. So I’m pretty sure that Alex already has some weird creepy plans for matchmaking Megami since he seems to like her more than any other rival.

Spoiler: CRINGE WARNING:

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When I thought the characters/stereotypes couldn't get worse he decided to go with the scientist we see in the cartoons for preschoolers.
Meaning that this guy

has the same personality as this guy.

Instead of going with the mysterious one who never talks he somehow made worse.
Decide Alex, is your game "super serious" and horror edge or a buggy meme game.

 

[MagneticTowels]

he decided to go with the scientist we see in the cartoons for preschoolers.

Who do you think enjoys this game?

 

[shasetoma.]

Obligatory first-time post. Before this, I only passively observed Alex's development of YS through his channel and blog, then got sick of it after awhile and noticed that he streamed a whole lot. I didn't think much of it, mostly because I thought that if he wants to slack off, then that's his problem. Fast forward to now, I was on my way to the cwcki when I decided to stop over here and I subsequently fell down the rabbit hole chronicling just how retarded he really is. I have to hand it to him though, he lucked out stupid well ever since he pitched YS. I think some people would kill to be blessed with the opportunities that he has (and they would probably do a hell of a lot better). Shame he had to capitalize on it in the most imbecilic, sleazy, and unsustainable way possible.

I'm glad I got here in time to see this thread reach 1k. I might have been a bit :late:, but just from reading the OP it's already been quite the ride. Here's to hoping there's more in store.

 

[Canned Bread]

Who do you think enjoys this game?

Preschoolers are to young to be horny teenage boys.

 

[Cupcake9]

So, about Megami's behavior on a pacifist run. If I remember correctly, he once stated on Reddit that despite the player being pacific the whole playthrought, she would still fill the school with secutiry guards, metal detectors and policemen anyway simply because she is "too paranoid".
Which just makes the replay value even more stupid, since no one really cares about Senpai as a character, so no one would do a good ending thinking about the FREAKING MAIN GOAL a better life.

 

[NoMoreFacon]

So, about Megami's behavior on a pacifist run. If I remember correctly, he once stated on Reddit that despite the player being pacific the whole playthrought, she would still fill the school with secutiry guards, metal detectors and policemen anyway simply because she is "too paranoid".
Which just makes the replay value even more stupid, since no one really cares about Senpai as a character, so no one would do a good ending thinking about the FREAKING MAIN GOAL a better life.

Wouldn't that kill the elimination method of ruining someone's popularity though? Megami might be the most popular & the daughter of the Saiko Corp., but all those restrictions that she imposes would naturally lower her popularity from the start & far more than bad rumors or stuff like "oh X student is a slut" or "X student was cheating on a test" since they affect the entire school population. (Speaking of which, why would anyone believe bad rumors about Megami from you, a total stranger, if she hasn't been in school in weeks? Even with high popularity, that doesn't really make any sense.)

There wouldn't even be a point to using those elimination methods then.

 

[tortoiseshell]

I’ve noticed that (very) recently, whenever sensitive topics appear where Alex can see them, he ignores them. There was no response to the criticism video, he ignores insulting / criticizing posts that he had to have seen, and if a fan asks a question about anything even vaguely personal or that could possibly stir something, he just skips over it in favor of the game-related questions. I doubt it will last, of course.


more future plans.

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

"Early access is only a bad thing when a lazy developer promises to finish a game and then abandons it"


So I guess it's not a bad thing if the lazy developer never finish the tutorial and provide a debug meme build as the finish product.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I’ve noticed that (very) recently, whenever sensitive topics appear where Alex can see them, he ignores them. There was no response to the criticism video, he ignores insulting / criticizing posts that he had to have seen, and if a fan asks a question about anything even vaguely personal or that could possibly stir something, he just skips over it in favor of the game-related questions. I doubt it will last, of course.

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more future plans.

But he IS a lazy developer!

 

[princess13456789]

I’ve noticed that (very) recently, whenever sensitive topics appear where Alex can see them, he ignores them. There was no response to the criticism video, he ignores insulting / criticizing posts that he had to have seen, and if a fan asks a question about anything even vaguely personal or that could possibly stir something, he just skips over it in favor of the game-related questions. I doubt it will last, of course.

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more future plans.

Alex doesn't realize he is the lazy one.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

When I thought the characters/stereotypes couldn't get worse he decided to go with the scientist we see in the cartoons for preschoolers.
Meaning that this guy

has the same personality as this guy.

Instead of going with the mysterious one who never talks he somehow made worse.
Decide Alex, is your game "super serious" and horror edge or a buggy meme game.

He looks more like this

 

[I'm Yogurt]

"Early access is only a bad thing when a lazy developer promises to finish a game and then abandons it"

Then in this case it will be a bad thing.

 

[LucasSomething]

99.99% chance that Megami’s “suitor” is the Science club leader.
It’s “hinted” [read: blatantly stated] both on reddit and in his character profile that he is not interested in her romantically but needs her as a stepping stone to take over her family’s corporation. So I’m pretty sure that Alex already has some weird creepy plans for matchmaking Megami since he seems to like her more than any other rival.

Spoiler: CRINGE WARNING:

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Does alex not know how non-waifu stereotypes like 'Mad Scientist' work at all? They're supposed to be hammy, and do everything "for science!". Of all the things you can do, he simply gave the student a ton of unfunny verbose and one evil laugh, without proper context the student sounds like a very annoying autist instead of a "mad scientist".

Also, i don't see anyone mentioning but Megami is doing the same thing as he is! Alex makes her use so many pointless words to sound smart but it makes her look like a robot.

"It would be more preferable if your experiments did not involve explosions whatsoever."

You can't say 'more preferable' Alex, that's like saying 'more better'. Imagine if this conversation was actually voiced, how cringy it would be.

 

[samuraicrack]

i'll be perfectly honest in saying that despite all of eva's cringey and creepy shit that he has done in the past, i'm still interested in yandere simulator's development. that probably makes me a huge faggot.

 

[Slutpuppies]

The idea of Yan Sim coming out at all, let alone episodically is

 

[princess13456789]

Did anyone see this?

 

[Cotton Bloomers]

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more future plans.

Eva, the mere existence of your mess of a "game" is a bug in and of itself.
Seems like he's jumping back-and-forth between the idea of charging money for access to the game's alpha version and launching a crowdfunding campaign. Or is he planning to do both? How much of a slimy jew can one man possibly be?