Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
LightEmittingDiode said:
Couldn't resist
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(:off-topic:) Not bad, but I think Garbodor is a better fit for Russell.
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Would've gone for Slowpoke because it never seems to close its mouth, but it actually does. Slowpoke is also more popular than Garbodor. Slowpoke has it better off than literal trash.
 
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He missed the chance to proclaim how much of a 9/10 he is that even men can't resist his body.

Damnit Russ, you had the perfect set-up and you blew it like all the money spend on wooing prostitutes.
If it actually really happened which it didn't because no one wants to fuck Russ
 
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There'll be another post soon in which it becomes apparent that Russ' roommates were discussing their Ihop adventure with no intention of being accompanied by Russ. Russ will rage a little, and learn nothing.

How can someone so consistently have serious problems with other people with absolutely no awareness that he alone is the one common factor?
 
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I give it a month before he is kicked from this new place. I'm not from the US so I don't know how it is but over here when renting a place you need to provide references showing you can pay your rent and something from the previous landlord saying you were a good tenant and you won't wreck the place.
A cursory Google search tells me its pretty much the same in Utah. Who is providing these references given he has been fired multiple times and left multiple rental situations in the last few months.
 
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GloriousScarf said:
I give it a month before he is kicked from this new place. I'm not from the US so I don't know how it is but over here when renting a place you need to provide references showing you can pay your rent and something from the previous landlord saying you were a good tenant and you won't wreck the place.
A cursory Google search tells me its pretty much the same in Utah. Who is providing these references given he has been fired multiple times and left multiple rental situations in the last few months.
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If you are renting a room in a private house where others have already done that, you can move in without providing anything to the landlord. It depends on the original contract but it’s possibke to just move in. He isn’t the primary renter. But his roommates should have done at least the minimal google.

I think he’s lying again.
 
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LolCoolCat said:
I'm surprised they would want to be seen with him in public let alone living with him!
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It will be the first and last time they go anywhere with Russ. I’d say it takes less than 48 hours to realize he’s an insufferable asshole.

But you just know he milks the hell out of that small window of time, when new ppl give him the benefit of the doubt and are extra nice because he’s disabled. I cringe when I think how hard Russ pushed for them to “all go out together” like he’s got new best friends to hang with.

The awful strange ride these roommates are in for until he’s evicted again. I hope at least one of them finds KF and posts about it.
 
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Purple Panther said:
Taylor swift has done shit to you, it's all been your own antics back firing on you Russ...View attachment 343283

Oh a comment! How is be getting all these women to comment on his statuses....

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Let's see who she is..

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Oh god he's gonna harass her...she's in music and media.
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It will be interesting to see if he gets this job. I’ve heard he’s been black balled in SLC for any legal jobs. So I doubt it’s a real law firm. My guess it’s a company that needs a mail bitch.
 
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NipplelessWoman said:
It will be interesting to see if he gets this job. I’ve heard he’s been black balled in SLC for any legal jobs. So I doubt it’s a real law firm. My guess it’s a company that needs a mail bitch.
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You're so close!
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And he's off to bed, to wake up and do the very same things tomorrow, with completely different results I'm sure.
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I'll believe Russ was shown some guys dingle dangle repeatedly when he fucking tags the guy in a call-out post. I know he's tagged his friend who got married, Kayli, either Soren or Viramontes, and one other chick who he was wooin' in call-out Facebook posts. It's his thing and it's a golden opportunity for his favorite things: asspats and attention.

Also, Russ knows showing off your dick to an unwilling person is a big no-no. He's made several references to it regarding "thugs" and otherwise Chad-types in his insta thirstrants to women about why they should DM him back. He knows it's gross and he would definitely pitch a fit if it happened and he didn't like it, especially if it repeatedly happened. Honestly, I thought FaceTime's unofficially official use was to have video chat sex-- that's one of its main uses and I'm sure he knows that.

Edit: whoops, I loaded the next page and I really just reiterated what had already been said. Sorry, guys.
 
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That woman is either playing with fire or is being paid to comment on Russes page.

So he has new roommates and a potential job? Things are certainly looking up for Russ. But none of this makes sense to me.

Does nobody in SLC know to search before getting into a work/living relationship with somebody? Or even call to check references? Could these things be true and honest?

Could he back with his parents and not admitting it?

Puzzle pieces are missing. Am I alone in thinking this?
 
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Russell on negative Star Wars reviews: "The negative reviews stopped me from going."

Russell on negative reviews left on his book: "False, fake, evil trolls who didn't read my book are lying! Friggin buttheads. Take my word for it, this inspirational bombshell of a book will change the world. Taylor Swift ruined my life. Help me ruin hers."

Strokey, I simply can't keep everything straight with you anymore. Thankful the Orchard helps out by keeping track and logging everything you post.

Side note, Rusty posted in 2015 & 2016 about going to Star Wars with friends (in 2015) and his sister (in 2016). Of course there were photos from both outings. This time last year, it was all Taylor Swift and Stars Wars posts from him. It's a safe bet to say that he keeps posting about not wanting to see the movie this year because he doesn't have anyone to go with. He wants to see it. Transparent posts like this tricks him to believing his own lies.

As entertaining as he is, he's also extremely exhausting. I can't begin to imagine how drained he makes people IRL.

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SwiftlyRuiningRussell said:
Guys, we're talking about Russell here. This is a manchild who's threatened and angry over ANY man being happy or feeling satisfied. There's no way in hell he'd standby and watch another guy kiss and have sex with a girl he paid for without exploding into rage, especially if Rusty is the one footing the bill for the hooker.
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Eh, he talks a big game online to girls who have 'spurned' him and when he's scribbling on bathroom walls but we've seen nothing to tell us he'd have anything to do EXCEPT stand by and watch another guy if that guy decided to fuck 'his' girl. And it would be very awkward with the slurping. I feel like it would be like his losses in court where he just kinda looks dejected and like he doesn't know what to do next. If he goes off on someone physically I doubt it would be a male or anyone physically imposing to him.
 
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