Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

skiddlez said:
Just as I was having trouble wrapping my head around cars tits I'm now being thrown this shit. I think I should get off KF for a bit.
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Or you could get off on Kiwi Farms, looking at drawings of cars having sex. I’ll understand if you prefer the previously stated option, but @Half-dude won’t.

Oh shit, @Half-dude, important question. Is there tractor porn?

 
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Fuck it, might as well open up pandora's box now. What's the weirdest thing you've ever drawn related to cars by your standards?
 
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Well now I kinda HAVE to tell you to stay, don't I?

Mostly cause if you leave half the people in this thread will act like I cancelled New Year's.

But really, post all the car vagoo you want, buddy. I'm just a bitter jerk.
 
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Broken Pussy said:
Exactly! He’s not up in here calling us all Misty or accusing us all of being part of an anti-intellectual conspiracy to make fun of blind people who aren’t even talented. He’s sharing his art with us. He is trying to make us happy. We need to accept his gift into our tiny hearts and allow them to grow three sizes, like a car penis when it senses a car vagina.
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I literally laughed out loud at that! Well played Pussy, well played lol. XD But in all seriousness thank you, I'm glad some people are seeing sense.

Computery Guy said:
Well now I kinda HAVE to tell you to stay, don't I?

Mostly cause if you leave half the people in this thread will act like I cancelled New Year's.

But really, post all the car vagoo you want, buddy. I'm just a bitter jerk.
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I just wanna be friends with people Computery. I know you're probably not used to that, from what I hear most people come on here telling you guys to go fuck yourselves and that you're horrible and all, and honestly I probably felt that same way at first when I saw myself being attacked. But... I can see the good in you guys, and.. I really do think we can be friends here despite our differences. Okay? Friends? <: )
 
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Half-dude said:
I just wanna be friends with people Computery. I know you're probably not used to that, from what I hear most people come on here telling you guys to go fuck yourselves and that you're horrible and all, and honestly I probably felt that same way at first when I saw myself being attacked. But... I can see the good in you guys, and.. I really do think we can be friends here despite our differences. Okay? Friends? <: )
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Half-dude said:
Lol yeah that song kinda amuses me lol, yeah because when I hear that I imagine the girl is OS and she literally thinks that tractor is sexy not the guy, so the guy singing the song is in for some disappointment later lol. Another great country song that can be read TOTALLY different when in OS context.


Lol kind of a hot song to me, talking about car butts lol. Or that maybe the guy is dating his truck, and it's his truck that's the girl that dumped him out on the side of the road and left him lol.

If there is tractor porn, I didn't draw it lol.



Not sure I understand what you mean. : /



You sure you wanna know? Lol there ARE two pictures that even I look back at and have to say "what the fuck is my problem" lol they're lovingly entitled "Half-Dude's ..sigh... Pussy Adventure..." T_T I guess technically it's the 'unbirth' fetish but the fact that I don't think it's consensual... well makes it kinda rapey in hindsight.. I haven't touched the drawings since. >> That poor VW Passet..

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Uh what's a trap car?
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Never knew you had pics that you considered "fucked up", somewhat surprising.
 
Half-dude said:
Not sure I understand what you mean. : /
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There's lots of smut of people making contact with the outside of the cars (breasts under the chassis, etc.), why isn't there more about people being inside the car? Like, you know, the passenger seats. Why isn't there more of that? or any of that, as I've never seen any.
 
The Fool said:
There's lots of smut of people making contact with the outside of the cars (breasts under the chassis, etc.), why isn't there more about people being inside the car? Like, you know, the passenger seats. Why isn't there more of that? or any of that, as I've never seen any.
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Well to me it's just too wierd, it's like if you cut open your GF's torso and crawlled inside to fuck the organs... that's why I didn't draw any at least.. Just doesn't work anthropomorphically even if the anthromorphic cars still have seats and interiors on their backs..

If it makes you feel batter though, I do know maybe OS guys that actually prefer to make love with their cars on the interior rather then exterior.. but I prefer not to literally fuck my baby's brains out.

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Benny The Cab. Hot or not? @Half-dude
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Not, not one bit.
 
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Half-dude said:
Well to me it's just too wierd, it's like if you cut open your GF's torso and crawlled inside to fuck the organs... that's why I didn't draw any at least.. Just doesn't work anthropomorphically even if the anthromorphic cars still have seats and interiors on their backs..

If it makes you feel batter though, I do know maybe OS guys that actually prefer to make love with their cars on the interior rather then exterior.. but I prefer not to literally fuck my baby's brains out.
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I dunno if I'd go with that analogy. It's just, you're supposed to go inside of cars. Just thought it was weird there's not actual smut of that.
But yeah car tits are still cool
 
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