Careercow Eric Garland - TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY

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Eric Garland is a self-proclaimed "futurist, keynote speaker, author, intelligence analyst, columnist, and bassist." who tweeted in relative obscurity and ran a company called "competitive futures LLC" where he charged hundreds of dollars to engage in techno babble and jargon that makes the average TED talk seem unpretentious:

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That was until he set the world on fire with a little "game theory"--a rambling rant about Russian interference in the presidential election. Here are some highlights:

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With insight and analysis such as this, it is no wonder his Twitter thread was deemed the "Federalist papers of 2016" by the editor in chief of Mother Jones [source]

Instead of fading into obscurity like Ken Bone, Eric doubled down and has become one of the preeminent centrist conspiracy theorists on the internet along with Louise Mensch.
He has accused Bernie Sanders, Jill Stein, and pretty much every other 2016 candidate other than Lincoln Chaffee of being Russian agents with the sole purpose of bringing down his Queen Hillary. He has accused major media personalities, congressmen, corporations, and probably the guy who paints lines on the road of being traitors to the US and uses unverified bombastic tweets to drive his points.

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He has been widely debunked at a fraud by the media who overexaggerates his qualifications to drive business for his consulting firm. Of course, this is obviously because of Russian interference:

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The most important question

DOES HE CHIMP OUT AT TROLLS?
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Why yes he does.
Twitter: @ericgarland
Website: https://www.ericgarland.co
 
He speaks like he's writing an early-00's Livejournal post while tripping on power fantasies. He also claims himself to be a professional analyst, and yet he has the internet presence of a Tumblr persona.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/competitivefutures (http://archive.is/nhHbn)
2nd Youtube account (bass stuff): https://www.youtube.com/user/ericgarlandbass/ (http://archive.is/pm1cL)
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ericgarland (http://archive.is/Ti5NV)
Medium: https://medium.com/@ericgarland (http://archive.is/VgjGh)
 
So Eric's Patreon is a hoot. He has 171k Twitter Followers, and is making a total of $90 a month from 18 people. Granted, all Eric does is tweet or write shitty articles, unlike a lot of Patreon whores who make youtube videos or stream, but he's still making less than a tenth of what DSP makes, and a hundreth of what Jim Sterling makes.

I'm actually really surprised that the lefties have cottoned on to the fact that this guy is a fucking lunatic, and plenty of articles exist calling him out on it. You'd think that just saying "Trump = Devil" as loudly and autistically as possible would get you sainted in 2017.
 
It's still absolutely incredible that we live in a world where some people believe that a movement about ethics in gaming journalism and Pepe the frog were preparations for a conspiracy to hijack the United States and turn it into a fascist nightmare.

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He's referring to this article where he's sent multiple personal armies after journalists who dare criticize him:

https://www.fastcompany.com/4051221...ssment-problem-just-look-at-the-last-two-days

This dude name searches like crazy and will respond pretty consistently if he sees you shit on him
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Also this happened in this twitter thread :story:
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I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up here to accuse us of being funded by the Kremlin
 
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"Russia used trolls to abuse Hillary Clinton supporters, forcing them to hide"

Eric, buddy, old pal...
You do realize most of the mainstream media was talking about how Hillary would be preferable for months leading up to that day?

You know, on TV stations that are far more visible than internet sperging?
 
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