Artcow Shawn Durkin / gameguySX75 / RedStarMaster7 / nuttydudesart - Mario shipping & SSB sperg, draws like a child, wants his nipples removed, suicidal over GameTheory.

[Bugaboo]

Everyone has been bullied bra, like literally everyone ever. You are not special just because the other kids at school threw pennies at you and shouted "Mario is dead!"

*throws pennies and shouts Mario is dead*

 

[Cosmos]

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pls no hate

Dude, no one hates you and we don't wish any harm on you. We just think you're really funny.

You really need to loosen up and stop taking everything so seriously (see: MatPat's theory video, the trolls on your DA page, this thread). Your overreactions are why people keep poking you and trying to get a rise out of you. And you need to stop oversharing; that just gives weens and trolls more ammunition to use against you.

I know you're gonna ignore/argue with my advice, but I still feel the need to offer it anyway.

 

[KM 749]

By the way, the ween found earlier in this thread got a clue and deactivated their account.

Good riddance.

 

[The Fool]

I dunno, I'm staring to hate the guy. He wanted to steal DLC, stealing is wrong and now I hate him. GOD the LORD would smite him for that if he ever went outside.

 

[HereticKiwi]

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pls no hate

It's getting better and better.

 

[skiddlez]

Yo Shawn, gonna hit you with some considering you haven't taken all advice and ignored it like most other cows do (at least not yet).

Toughen up, the more you let your feelings get hurt over dumb shit, the more they will inevitably get hurt by dumb shit. Brush yourself off (you should probably get off the internet for a while), watch what you say and do (cause you can and will be ridiculed for it) and don't dig the hole any bigger than it already is. Go outside, exercise (does wonders for confidence) and work on things in your life that you don't feel proud of.

In the event that you don't, your thread will always be here.

 

[WeeGee]

Honestly his whole journal reminded me so much of this:

Same exact magnitude of powerleveling(minus self doxing) and pleaing to make it stop, also it's funny how he's saying all the stupid stuff was from only 2014-2015, when a fair about of the eccentric stuff was from 2016 to present (calling randos Mario haters and the nipple removal).
Edit: Lmao, he thinks we want to fight him or something.

 

[The Fool]

Shawn, if you're reading this, then like many others have said, you care too much about things.

Consider it this way: You will die some day. Everyone will die some day, everyone you know, love and hate will turn to ash and all the things you love, even Mario, will one day die with the rest of man. Why bother caring about anything while knowing that? Why go on fighting knowing that one day every trace of your existence will be gone?
My point is, you should get off dA play some Minecraft.

 

[Slick Bridges]

I will never cease being amused by people who claim they want to be famous curling up in a ball and crying the fucking MOMENT someone does anything apart from praise them. What do you think real fame in the real world is like? It's a mountain of people telling you all the ways in which you are shit, every day. Let alone "YouTube famous". Although I guess then you can at least disable all the mean comments.

 

[Echs Why Zed]

Lmao, he thinks we want to fight him or something.
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There's no "fighting" here, Shawn. We only have our fun by documenting and laughing at bawling manchildren who chimp out like you.

 

[Nekromantik]

Wearing an undershirt would be cheaper and less harmful than cutting off your nipples.
That still weirds me out a bit.

 

[The Fool]

Wearing an undershirt would be cheaper and less harmful than cutting off your nipples.
That still weirds me out a bit.

I'm surprised nobody posted this yet

 

[WeeGee]

"They're making fun of me on the internets and I'm mad!"
I guess he doesn't and never will understand the purpose of this site, to document and laugh at eccentrics from all over the web.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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"They're making fun of me on the internets and I'm mad!"
I guess he doesn't and never will understand the purpose of this site, to document and laugh at eccentrics from all over the web.

It's always surreal when thread subjects actually use the term "lolcow".

 

[Roachdog]

another good piece of advice is if you hate your nips showing so much stop wearing white

 

[The Fool]

Guy is a pampered shut-in, he probably thinks every little sneer and critique is a personal attack. I mean, hell, he thinks every mention and drawing of Mario that doesn't involve Peach riding him means they literally hate Mario. Mario is basically the biggest and most well-known mascot in the entire world and dominated Micky Mouse some years ago, but that isn't enough for him.
Kind of feel sorry for him because I'm under the impression he may be legitimately retarded, but, what can you do.
More over, I'm a little disappointed. The guy is a riot, but not too much going on with him. I usually like cows with a little bit of psychological depth to them, this guy is a plant.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Guy is a pampered shut-in, he probably thinks every little sneer and critique is a personal attack. I mean, hell, he thinks every mention and drawing of Mario that doesn't involve Peach riding him means they literally hate Mario. Mario is basically the biggest and most well-known mascot in the entire world and dominated Micky Mouse some years ago, but that isn't enough for him.
Kind of feel sorry for him because I'm under the impression he may be legitimately exceptional, but, what can you do.
More over, I'm a little disappointed. The guy is a riot, but not too much going on with him. I usually like cows with a little bit of psychological depth to them, this guy is a plant.

Shawn is fun because most of his behavior echoes the Classical Era cows of 2008-2010. There's not much depth to him yet (still hoping to find out he stalks local events or loiters at malls like Chris) but he's a fun throwback to a simpler time when lolcows weren't just sperging about pronouns and bathroom laws.

 

[Roachdog]

Hes no coolbreeze for sure

 

[Nekromantik]

Every time he asks if the world is better off with out him or if he should end it, I can't help be read it as a genuine question and not in a tone of depression or despair.

"Do you think the world is better of with out me? Hmmm? I would like your impute friend."

 

[KM 749]

He’s already used his past bully and troll encounters to justify his rude or uncouth behavior. I’m sure that he’ll just use this thread as a crutch to gain sympathy from other gullible fools and to excuse himself from his dumb behavior.