Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[8777BB5]

"Now listen son, I need to tell you that your sister is getting married. You won't be coming"

I wouldn't be so sure about that. If he sees any photos of the female guests I think he will be cumming

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think maybe the worry was he'd try showing up with a hooker as his date or something and dear old dad had to sit his ass down and set him straight.

 

[LolCoolCat]

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That's not Deja vu you dumbarse, you just went to the same place by choice.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I guess the engaged sister is from his adopted family, the one who still visits with him (not the bio sister in LA who wanted nothing to do with him).

The temple wedding would be a good way to keep Russ away from the ceremony, perfect in fact. But the reception? God what a nightmare for the sister. Russ would creep on every bridesmaid and single woman there and you know he would be showing off all his cool moves on the dance floor too. Poor sis, there’s no way he won’t ruin the reception if she ends up inviting him.

He’d Ruin it for her, but I’d sure as hell go to a reception to watch all the myriad of ways Russ makes an absolute ass of himself. Crying shame booze isn’t allowed at Mormon weddings so guests could get loaded and gawk at Russ’s antics.

Just think of the topics of conversation he'd bring up: how Taylor Swift ruined his life; his book; legalizing brothels in Utah; his haters; how unfair it is that the news media won't cover his story in the manner it deserves. By then, he'll no doubt also be sperging over how Katy Perry ruined his life, too (because you know that's where his latest "crush" is headed).

I don't believe for a minute he's capable of spending a few hours carrying on friendly conversations about pleasant, non-controversial topics in order to not embarrass his still-in Mormon family, or make other guests uncomfortable. His Narcissism simply won't let him subordinate his ego to basic social expectations, and if that gets him in hot water with the fam, he'll just dig in his heels with some self-serving justification or other. He's guaranteed to be the turd in the (non-alcoholic) punch bowl.

 

[xyrichard]

That's not Deja vu you dumbarse, you just went to the same place by choice.

I don't know, I think it's pretty uncanny that the same person would be working there two days in a row.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I don't know, I think it's pretty uncanny that the same person would be working there two days in a row.

Only if the person's Russ. Hmm. Wait a minute... are you suggesting that Russ's new "law firm" might actually be an IHOP?

Nah. He'd never make it one day, let alone two. Too much drool in the food, for a start. And if that wasn't enough, too many hot women for him to creep on.

 

[CausticMinory]

That's not Deja vu you dumbarse, you just went to the same place by choice.

... So Russ might have found a new chick to stalk IRL. Wait staff dont get paid enough to deal with frozen face. Especially since he'll most likely leave her a tip and thing that'll be his "in"

 

[Supreme Sundae]

They should let Russell be the ring bearer.

I can see it now -

 

[The Dude]

I'm sure they'll invite him to the reception, but I'm willing to bet his pops laid down the law with a line like "This is your sister's big day. You WILL not ruin it by embarrassing her with your selfish, delusional nonsense. There will be decent people there, so any talk about prostitutes, brothels, law suits, or how you can't get a date is strictly forbidden. If you mess this day up for your sister your mother and I will turn our backs to you. We will never bail you out again when you inevitably screw your life up again. You'll be dead to us. Is that understood?" I'm also willing to bet that one of his parents will be within earshot of him at all times to shut him up when he inevitably starts in with his delusional bullshit.

 

[LaLuna]

I'm sure they'll invite him to the reception, but I'm willing to bet his pops laid down the law with a line like "This is your sister's big day. You WILL not ruin it by embarrassing her with your selfish, delusional nonsense. There will be decent people there, so any talk about prostitutes, brothels, law suits, or how you can't get a date is strictly forbidden. If you mess this day up for your sister your mother and I will turn our backs to you. We will never bail you out again when you inevitably screw your life up again. You'll be dead to us. Is that understood?" I'm also willing to bet that one of his parents will be within earshot of him at all times to shut him up when he inevitably starts in with his delusional bullshit.

His parents would never be that frank with him, and they will never cut him off. Even when he brought a fucking gun to school to kill people, they lawyer up Russell on their dime with the best attorney they could get.

My guess is that his dad met with him to explain why Russell was the last to know about the engagement.

 

[The Dude]

His parents would never be that frank with him, and they will never cut him off. Even when he brought a fucking gun to school to kill people, they lawyer up Russell on their dime with the best attorney they could get.

My guess is that his dad met with him to explain why Russell was the last to know about the engagement.

I'm sure their daughter will understand, when her wedding is ruined by her slack-mouthed brother, that their parents felt coddling their special little snowflake was more important than making sure the most important day of their daughter's life proceeded without the delusional rants of an entitled hobgoblin.

 

[2al]

Greer's insistence that Taylor Swift keeps doing things to cause him misfortune reminds me of this comic.

Isn't that pretty much most cows?

 

[LaLuna]

I'm sure their daughter will understand, when her wedding is ruined by her slack-mouthed brother, that their parents felt coddling their special little snowflake was more important than making sure the most important day of their daughter's life proceeded without the delusional rants of an entitled hobgoblin.

Ohh I agree. I imagine she’s been told on multiple occasions that, “That’s just how your brother, Strokey, is.”

Plus, everyone that knows him knows he’s a hazard. There won’t be a soul at the wedding that hasn’t been prepped by being told, “Don’t talk to Russell about sex workers, Taylor Swift, or trolls..”

His family knows he’s a hazard, and I imagine they have to baby proof all family functions when he does go.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I think I summed up how Russell may be viewing his parents currently.

 

[The Dude]

I think I summed up how Russell may be viewing his parents currently.
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More like "Daughter getting married. Doesn't ensure douchebag son doesn't wreck her wedding."

I don't care how delicate, hyper-sensitive, or rétarded your mongoloid child is, you DO NOT coddle him to the point that you essentially give him permission to ruin your daughter's wedding. Most girls dream about their wedding day their whole lives. It's a day that is only rivaled by the birth of their first child. It's the one day that they get to be the absolute center of attention, the most important person in the room. If you're a parent you do everything within your power to ensure your daughter gets her perfect day, even if it means drugging one of your other kids who is known to be an embarrassment to the family, strapping them down in a chair, sticking a gag in their mouth, and locking them in a room five counties away. The thought of Strokey the Snowflake ruining his sister's wedding day because he is incapable of putting someone else's needs and feelings ahead of his makes me sick.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I don't care how delicate, hyper-sensitive, or rétarded your mongoloid child is, you DO NOT coddle him to the point that you essentially give him permission to ruin your daughter's wedding. Most girls dream about their wedding day their whole lives. It's a day that is only rivaled by the birth of their first child. It's the one day that they get to be the absolute center of attention, the most important person in the room.

Plus, she's a good Mormon... she really only gets one shot at it.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Maybe you get extra going-to-heaven points if your retarded angel sex pest brother ruins your wedding by talking about how he's been banned from all the whore houses in neighboring states.

 

[downloads]

His parents would never be that frank with him, and they will never cut him off. Even when he brought a fucking gun to school to kill people, they lawyer up Russell on their dime with the best attorney they could get.

My guess is that his dad met with him to explain why Russell was the last to know about the engagement.

Oh wait unless I missed it I don’t think we have ever had confirmation about the gun thing, so did Russell actually tell you that story? He did actually bring a gun to school and was in trouble with the law?

 

[badboy2000]

But to be fair, if I didn't know Russ and was sat next to him at a sober wedding, there couldn't be a more... fascinating person to ask "so Russ.. What do you do?"
A little like a real life Dinner for Schmucks

In other news, 2018 is going to be massive

 

[Rayleigh]

Do we even know if Russell's sister is Mormon? He was adopted by a Mormon family, are his biological parents Mormon too?

I think I summed up how Russell may be viewing his parents currently.
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These are his Mormon parents, not the ones his biological sister and him share.