Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Butta Face Lopez]

I'm not completely familiar with how Twitter works, but isn't saying "Don't tell @sh0eonhead" just like telling that person "I'm not telling you this, but"

 

[LN 910]

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Shoe's face looks dirty.

 

[HamaBau]

Woah, that's cringey. They couldn't keep that moment for each other for even a few minutes. He HAD to share it even BEFORE he did it.

 

[LulzKiller]

Remember girls - never say yes to a a cunt who larps as a skeptic

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

They've been together like 2 years, still live in different countries, still don't have RL jobs. And then you get engaged? I wonder if this is how the divorce started with his last wife.

I wonder if Skeptic's ex was as clingy as June is.

Woah, that's cringey. They couldn't keep that moment for each other for even a few minutes. He HAD to share it even BEFORE he did it.

It's so weird to announce on Twitter the location of a proposal. That's such an attention whore move.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Divorce saga when?

 

[LtCucumber]

They've been together like 2 years, still live in different countries, still don't have RL jobs. And then you get engaged? I wonder if this is how the divorce started with his last wife.

I can't be the best judge of character, but if you've been together for two years, and you've not even been living together for any time out of those two years, engagement probably isn't smart

It's so weird to announce on Twitter the location of a proposal. That's such an attention whore move.

More pressure on her to say yes?

 

[MW 002]

Getting engaged before knowing if you'd be able to stand living with your significant other?

Makes sense to me.

 

[Buer]

I wonder if June and Greg still have NRE(for new relationship energy) even though they've been together for 2 years or so. I mean the way they(especially June) acts as if they only started dating awhile ago. I wouldn't have believed they've been together for 2 years unless you told me. Going from long distance to married is a huge jump. I think they should have at least tried living together for a year before getting engaged.

 

[MunsterCheese]

this will end well, I'm sure.
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Nothing says "I love you" more than inviting the whole internet to watch. Maybe he will have the marriage ceremony at a Skeptic conference too.

Divorce saga when?

She is going from living with Mom & Dad at a ripe old failure to launch age, to moving in with a once divorced husband. Outside of her stint in college with arranged living conditions, she has never lived out on her own nor been independent. She will never divorce him because she won't have to courage to try and be on her own. So he would have to be the one dumping her (again). Maybe once she finishes picking through half of the hair she has left on her head.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I can't be the best judge of character, but if you've been together for two years, and you've not even been living together for any time out of those two years, engagement probably isn't smart



More pressure on her to say yes?

My first thought was that he invited people so he can turn it into some big Youtube video.

 

[CervixHammer]

Remember girls - never say yes to a fella who buys your ring at Zales.

other farms are suggesting Jewlr.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

You mean they didn't even make a cringey proposal video to make fun of? Why must you do everything wrong, Shoe and Skeptic?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

other farms are suggesting Jewlr.
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That's actually not all that bad. The original pic made it look like a mall special. Depending on the quality of the stones, he may have spent real money on that.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That may well be but it's important to remember the reason was apparently "bc ur my goffik princezz"

 

[Lackadaisy]

That may well be but it's important to remember the reason was apparently "bc ur my goffik princezz"

I never realized it before, but June is essentially irl Ebony Darkness Raven Dementia Way right down to the shitty makeup.

 

[Medicated]

I never realized it before, but June is essentially irl Ebony Darkness Raven Dementia Way right down to the shitty makeup.

What? who is... ahahahahaha

 

[Broken Pussy]

I never realized it before, but June is essentially irl Ebony Darkness Raven Dementia Way right down to the shitty makeup.

I like to imagine that her future will be like that of another Raven...

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/raven-sparks.5040/

 

[millais]

Apparently they like Porgs

 

[Petronella]

>June's getting chunky
>hasty engagement
>mfw we could be in for the Skeptic Junior Saga