Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

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JackEastriver said:
Dream scenario: everything is revealed and Phil has to adapt and make the best of it. Attempts monetization.

DSP Tries it: prostitutes

"Now she was pretty good herself, but the brownies were a bit undercooked. (SNORT) If the price were a little lower I'd give her a better rating, but as it stands right now, Kimberlie gets a 3 out of 5."
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"This vagina is not very easy to eat" *smacks lips for 45 seconds*
"hmmm is alright I guess, shes not moaning BUGGED CLIT MECHANICS AH COME AHN!"
 
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xenomorph said:
"This vagina is not very easy to eat" *smacks lips for 45 seconds*
"hmmm is alright I guess, shes not moaning BUGGED CLIT MECHANICS AH COME AHN!"
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"I wouldn't recommend it though. After about a 40 seconds of 'pre-tasting' it starts to produce its own oil. Now since leanna left, I was looking to go vegan, so this may not be a good choice for me? Sound good?"
 
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xenomorph said:
"This vagina is not very easy to eat" *smacks lips for 45 seconds*
"hmmm is alright I guess, shes not moaning BUGGED CLIT MECHANICS AH COME AHN!"
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DEVOUR DEVOUR

Oh, wow. He so needs to just come clean and do DSP tries it for all the stupid shit in his life.
 
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"I wouldn't recommend it though. After about a 40 seconds of 'pre-tasting' it starts to produce its own oil. Now since leanna left, I was looking to go vegan, so this may not be a good choice for me? Sound good?"
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"The buns are obviously too thick, *snort* I dont like just having a mouth full of bun ack ack ack. Could do with some more special sauce, I have some in my pocket, but it would have been nice if it was already prepared for consumption. You mean to tell me you've been in business for years but you cant even distribute your meat sauce properly? Wow d00d, I can't give this a good score, 2.5/5, just being honest, folks.
 
Man... I know phil can be a asshole, but holy shit since his beggathon he has become EXTREMELY arrogant.

Like more then usual. its really sickening... i really do hope MW is real and she just fucks his shit up after the nda ends...

He really needs to be taken down a peg, and this is coming from someone who really doesnt want to see him just get his life fucked up.
 
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BusyMaribo said:
Man... I know phil can be a asshole, but holy shit since his beggathon he has become EXTREMELY arrogant.
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It's cause Phil looked at his bank account and feels happy (the only thing that gives him any semblance of joy). He's probably buying some dumb shit feeling good about himself cause he feels like he beat the haters and doesn't budget shit in his life and then at the end of January he'll be full on depression cause of da bills.
 
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DatBoi said:
"The buns are obviously too thick, *snort* I dont like just having a mouth full of bun ack ack ack. Could do with some more special sauce, I have some in my pocket, but it would have been nice if it was already prepared for consumption. You mean to tell me you've been in business for years but you cant even distribute your meat sauce properly? Wow d00d, I can't give this a good score, 2.5/5, just being honest, folks.
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BWOHN
 
BusyMaribo said:
Man... I know phil can be a asshole, but holy shit since his beggathon he has become EXTREMELY arrogant.

Like more then usual. its really sickening... i really do hope MW is real and she just fucks his shit up after the nda ends...

He really needs to be taken down a peg, and this is coming from someone who really doesnt want to see him just get his life fucked up.
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Chill my brother. If she is real she just wants her money. And if it’s true she is brining in two other women who have some stuff on the pig man. Now it’s kinda up in the air but it’s going to be on some pod cast of sorts.
 
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GnomeofDoc said:
Chill my brother. If she is real she just wants her money. And if it’s true she is brining in two other women who have some stuff on the pig man. Now it’s kinda up in the air but it’s going to be on some pod cast of sorts.
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Whats the name of this podcast and when is it going to be.
 
@SilkyEnigma No idea on the name or who is hosting it. I think it will be on or the day after the 12th so just kick back and read about some other lolcows till then man.
 
whyamitoxic said:
As much as I know it's not true. Wouldn't it be amazing if Kimberlie turned out to be Fred!? It would be more of a big reveal than definitive proof that phil got an escort.
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I would bet that Leanna has more to do with this than Fred. As this whole story has unfolded, I have a nagging thought in my head that Leanna may be involved in some shape or form.

Borderline_Systematic said:
Damn pussy protection patrol out in force. Calm down lads.
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Stop moralfagging and be calm yourself ace.
 
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Sparkletor said:
She hinted at tyt. The young Turks?
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If she hinted the The Young Turks then she's bullshitting you.

She has 3 options. Keemstar, H3H3, or Painkiller Already, and I'm stretching it with the third one as far as million subbed people who might be interested in this story.
 
So a little news, I just spend almost 3 hours talking to yet another girl who contacted me who is also not an escort. now let me remind you right away this girl does not use any form of social media at all Except to 1. Watch Phill his streams on Twitch and 2. She Went on the internet to look what the fuss was about with me as soon as Phill went mental on stream almost 2 weeks ago and eventually landed here after some searching, and no she does not have an account here or atleast not yet. She contacted me today and from the things she said I really do believe her, she has been with Phill 5 times she said. And she has a lot to tell. We had to cut it short because calling to the US aint cheap and almost 3 hours was already long as it was. I will be keeping in contact with her. She did not want to register here yet seeing how things went with me. Now let me remind you right away to not confuse anyone that this is not either of the 2 girls I previously mentioned that is an entirely different story all together.

Not going to say too much yet, but I call tell you this, her name is Tiffany and she is 22 years old living in the USA and always has been a fan of Phill and in a way she still is but she has her doubts in a huge way after everything that has happened the last couple weeks. And yes again she watches his streams on Twitch. She find it kinda hard to come out here and tell her story with all the negativity going on at the moment so I told her its best to wait for a little while untill everyone has calmed down and untill everyone is ready to give this girl a chance to tell her part.

She did send me a Picture and she did give me permission to share it here so that atleast you all know that we are talking about a girl here.

All I can say is be patient guys and girls and for god sake dont start the I want this and I want that and I demand that thing again when the girl does register here it will only scare her away and drive her right back into Phill his disgusting arms.

I will inform @Null and @neger psykolog if and when she decides to register here and come forward. Until then lets be patient and see where this part will go.

Also dont come bugging me for information as I will not give any until she says otherwise, and again be patient this time and let things run its course because the way it looks now Phill has had more then 1 Fan Girl Visiting him. Both have both good and very bad experiences.

So lets behave like adults and wait until she is ready, this is just to let you all know that there is more dirt on Phill out there then anyone could have thought possible.

One thing I did notice from everything her and the other girls told me he has a thing for young girls and prefers them under the age of 25.

Her picture that she send me is below.

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And now I'm going to get ready for bed since it's now almost 7 AM again, these long nights are driving me nuts but it was well worth it.
 
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