Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Sanshain]

What an astonishingly pathetic ball of self-loathing and impotence.

 

[Fat White Bitch]

http://www.lulu.com/shop/wil-wheato...on-selections/hardcover/product-22830086.html

For 100 dollars, Wil is selling a 20 page book full of pictures of mundane objects that would fail a middle schooler in Photography 101 while trying to pass it off as a "parody" of postmodernism. Some inspiring examples include a pencil with paper clips, some tiles, and Wil himself in full color against a black and white world:
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It's a riveting parody classic that acts as a perfect simile for Wil's own career.

I don't know what's more pathetic, the book itself or the fact three people actually bought it.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I don't know what's more pathetic, the book itself or the fact three people actually bought it.

I think the real winners are the ones giving it five star reviews.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Anyone else remember this?

You gotta feel bad for Meow Solo here.

 

[TheScooper]

I actually hated Felicia Day in the new MST3k season, I honestly hated the new MST3K season.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I actually hated Felicia Day in the new MST3k season, I honestly hated the new MST3K season.

Her and Fatton Oswalt make quite the cringe couple.

 

[Mola Ram]

Her and Fatton Oswalt make quite the cringe couple.

Uh oh. She better watch out for lethal nightcap roofies if Patton Oswalt is around.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Her and Fatton Oswalt make quite the cringe couple.

what really got me was the incessant video game references. It really reminds you that you're watching MST3K made by middle-aged soyboys.

 

[TheScooper]

Her and Fatton Oswalt make quite the cringe couple.

Those two unfunny clowns made be cringe to the point I just skipped the host segments. I honestly don't know why Joel approved of those two, eh I always preferred Mike, Bill and Kevin.

 

[Chefbot]

That's actually a major aspect of the nu-male persona... for all their projection of a harmless, childlike, powerless image, inside most of them lurks a heartless abuser just waiting until a susceptible female has been lured in.

Someone post that "predators disguising themselves as prey" comic.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Yep, totally inaccurate portrayal of the character there, completely made-up.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

That's actually a major aspect of the nu-male persona... for all their projection of a harmless, childlike, powerless image, inside most of them lurks a heartless abuser just waiting until a susceptible female has been lured in.

Someone post that "predators disguising themselves as prey" comic.

I'm reminded of a fairly famous Restoration comedy called The Country Wife. Restoration comedy was absolutely filthy for the time, as it was a backlash to Oliver Cromwell (the similarity of "country" to "cunt" is not accidental), and also represented the first time women were permitted on stage in England. Anyway, this one is about a Mr. Horner, who pretends to have been forced to become a eunuch as a treatment for syphilis. Since he's not packing anymore, all the men of London trust him with their wives ... and of course he proceeds to bang every one of them. These nu-males constantly make me think of Mr. Horner. It's all a fucking charade. Wheaton spending so much time on Suicide Girls is incredibly telling.

Funny, I was reminded of a slightly different thing.

Gary Larson fucking predicted the entirety of the "nu-male feminist" group.

 

[XYZpdq]

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Yep, totally inaccurate portrayal of the character there, completely made-up.

Showing again that he really doesn't know anything about nerd shit, even the stuff he was a part of.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Virgin Wil Wheaton vs Chad Jaleel White

I'm late af on this, but screw it. If no-one else is going to make this a reality...

...I shall oblige.

 

[The Janitor]

Two thoughts here:

1. God dammit, these two were both on the MST3K reboot (albeit, Wil was in a lesser role compared to Felicia Day, but the point still stands that they were both in the reboot), and thanks to this site, it's officially ruined for me.

2. "Shut Up Wesley," & "Bye, Felicity" emotes when?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I have never watched The Big Bang Theory but having seen this limp vegetable is in it as himself, I never will.

He also enjoys brewing his own beer at home,[81] and he collaborated with Fark creator Drew Curtis and Stone Brewing Co. CEO Greg Koch to create a geek-themed stout beer called Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout.[82]

Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout.

That's not geek themed, that's just word salad. I have never had it but it probably tastes like Wesley Crusher - sickmaking and pungent and ruins everything it's put into.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I have never watched The Big Bang Theory but having seen this limp vegetable is in it as himself, I never will.



Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout.

That's not geek themed, that's just word salad. I have never had it but it probably tastes like Wesley Crusher - sickmaking and pungent and ruins everything it's put into.

 

[LocalFireDept]

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Any alcoholic drink using the word "woot" in this day and age is definitely exceptional. That extends to the person drinking it.

 

[Ravelord]

Those two unfunny clowns made be cringe to the point I just skipped the host segments. I honestly don't know why Joel approved of those two, eh I always preferred Mike, Bill and Kevin.

At least that's fixable, just say that after the last episode Jonah was revived and Felicia replaced with her sister or any other family member which could be a better actor.

The riffs are still fine which is what matters the most.

 

[Tranhuviya]

What were his actual complaints about the Wesley minifig, again?