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Phil. Got. Hoes... Phil got hoooeeesss..
In different area codes..

I dunno man, but I think @SirJamesDTech is pretty funny threatening physical violence against Phil while trying to warn everyone about how bad the SoK were. Not only that but trying to organize some sort of autistic coalition.

In any case, the threats of physical violence are funny, because we all know Phil is a supreme Italian Stallion with a 6 pack, multiple girlfriends in different area codes, escorts that his bottom boy bitches pay for without question (@BSV) while he lives in his Washington mansion. He regularly gets calls from the IRS, his legion of ex girlfriends, Machinima and even his fans and tells them all to get fucked. Word is his peak physical performance comes from his secret authentic Italian line of sauces which he refuses to sell the rights of to Digiorno because he's already a multi trillionaire.

Phil lives in a gated community and we all know @SirJamesDTech wouldn't even make it past the laser defences and Phil's tactical axe collection before he gets his ass beat while crying about sons of kojima and a bunch of other gay shit.

Women want him. Men want to be him. Based Alpha Male Phil.
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(go check on your gf because he's probably fucking her right now with his 16 inch cock that @BSV wants to suck)

(I already called the multiple ex girlfriends in different area codes story codes)
 
Past 2 weeks of DSP's life:
  • angry unpaid escorts
  • tax investigations
  • fundraisers
  • psychotic pedo butlers
  • sexual harassment allegations
  • mail order bride saga
  • Kghaleon calling a random person in the netherlands and sperging about DSP and detractors/escorts
Honestly, there's a great, great Guy Ritchie-style gangster flick in here, think Snatch or Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, you and dear leader should sell the rights to Hollywood ASAP.

I think movie audiences will love Vidar's transformation from clean-looking butler to homeless suspected pedo nazi wielding a broken glass bottle.
 
There goes Chad Phil Burnell again.
Multiple women in different area codes fighting for his attention.

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Also lol @BSV keep trying with the disinformation campaign
The English is way too good to be Vidar.

There is however a user here with pretty good English but still capitalizes words when they don't need to be capitalized however and leaves a space after a question mark.

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As for the picture she emailed it, no idea how she took the picture or with what camera, does it even matter what camera someone uses to take a picture. Do we really have to go so far that we have to resort to telling this girl that she has to get a better camera or phone and take better pictures or she isnt welcome to be heard ?

Exactly the reasons why she hasnt made an account here to begin with, the way people handle things with their demands. Only thing that accomplish is give Phill exactly what he wants this girl back in his disgusting arms. But if thats what people want by all means go for it fire away and drive her off to Phill.

Sorry just had to speak my mind how I feel about this.
I better explain it a bit better before misunderstandings happen, Escort Network is a combination of different escort providers, same escort group means same provider / website provider 3 are from different providers / websites. The Escort Network im part of is spread over the world from all of europe all the way to the us and australia etc. So Network lots of providers / website provider, group same provider / website provider.

Best way to describe him, Phills Double Dong because he swings both ways lmao.

Bye Bye Double Dong Vidar lol

Have a great night loves XoXo

No way, in his dreams maybe but No Way, Im never even going there again

O how funny Double Dong has his own thread, you know whats really true Mr Double Dong, that you gave Phill the money for my services thats just the best most hilarious part of it all. You got Cucked by Phill lmfao.

Now go give Phill the rest of the money so he can pay me the rest he owes me so we can get this over with ok, ok. Goodnight Mr Cucked Double Dong. Tell Phill I said hi and remind him of the interesting video we made on his bed and on the couch, maybe the words "Take Me Daddy" will ring a bell with him ;)

Goodnight guys, have a good one and have a great week, enjoy the Cuck party thats called BSV lol

I wonder how his Pussy Fund Raising Day will go lol

Correct he always calls me Kim, in Text Messages etc. Even on the phone.

Welcome to the Brownie Farms lol I gues BrowonieGate is now a thing and all because i said that i made him brownies.

So let me see if i got this right this KGhaleon is a Mod on his site and on twitch right ? And your saying his name is Keith ? Hilarious

lol, i dont mind people with short dicks as long as they know how to use it but Phill doesnt so no not really. He's a Pathetic short dick man if i would even call him a man. I mean cmon what man doeant know how to eat pussy for crying out loud pfff

He is so fucking dumb, Twitter is used by pretty much every damn Escort as a way for free advertising smh Wake Up Phill it's the 21st Century.

lol @neger psykolog cuckboy should be supporting his Master right now he needs the money badly specially after he reads the Text Message i send him lol

Maybe he cant sleep because all the Pissed Off text messages i send him hehe

Uh yeah if i would do an interview it sure wouldnt be with him, it would be with someone who also has over a Million subscribers
 
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Between Secret Life, D&k stroking vlogs, and the guy that makes the cartoons there is a serious professional industry sprouting up around Detractor vids. It goes without saying that each video represents more effort then phil has put in his entire career. Its even better than a lot of the pros I watch on other subjects. Now if some of the old parody makers and ranters would come back.
 
Kghaleon thread has been made:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kghaleon-keith-l-pickard.38060/

plz share horse stories

The English is way too good to be Vidar.

There is however a user here with pretty good English but still capitalizes words when they don't need to be capitalized however and leaves a space after a question mark.

:thinking:

BSV isn't the only person who is that interested to try this shit. Horse fucker is another strong contender.

lol someone on v made this:
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"If everyone who views my videos just gave a dollar a month on my Patreon.."
He expects so much more now, he tries so hard to milk his viewers with his new monthly goal and to that he expects large ammounts of tips and cheers and Patreon donations.
 
He expects so much more now, he tries so hard to tard cum his viewers with his new monthly goal and to that he expects large ammounts of tips and cheers and Patreon donations.
The saddest part of if it all is his typical paypigs will probably rise up and help him reach his greedy goals month in and month out.
 
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btw since the mysterywoman started there's been a clear need for somewhere that's a bit more off topic like specifically for this subforum

so now the designated shitting street thread that null made will be this place, I've stickied it:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/designated-whiner-shitting-street.37975/

i guess this thread is best for actually talking about dsp, his streams, his social media posts and those sorts of things but because of how convoluted DSP's online presence is and how many people it involves, thats a good place if you just want to discuss things a bit more semi off topic

this thread has probably been used as the same thing by people posting here (which is why its 2100 pages long)

I'll also be working on gradually merging some of the other threads so that there aren't so many and its easier to browse/post
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCj-rd054YQ
Phil on Normal - CWC on the hardest difficulty.

EDIT: forgive me i forgot how to add videos...
i physically laughed out loud when i read "CWC on the hardest difficulty"
good on chris, good on him for actually being able to beat parts of a game on a hard difficulty by himself where as phil needs chat to hold his hands on an easier difficulty.
 
I heard something possibly quite shocking when listening to today's prestream excerpt:


Relevant audio is 6:42 - 8:14. DSP claims "I didn't make a dollar on Twitch" until May, when he got paid for his earnings starting in March. DSP... you were on Twitch for three months prior to that. And made between $1500 to $2500 per month, if recollection of EddyB screencaps hold. He corrects himself later on by describing the money as "hardly any," but not after again characterizing this period as when he was "not making any money" on Twitch.

DSP spits on $2000 extra dollars a month, I see. Revealing.
 
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i physically laughed out loud when i read "CWC on the hardest difficulty"
good on chris, good on him for actually being able to beat parts of a game on a hard difficulty by himself where as phil needs chat to hold his hands on an easier difficulty.

Chris Chan is at least a genuine gamer. His obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog and other various franchises, along with his endless collection of Nintendo/Sony products, made that abundantly clear from the get-go.

Phil, on the other hand, despite playing games being his "job", honestly has very little love for anything gaming, at least now. Back in the day, he had some love for Street Fighter, and you can argue he likes Earthbound, given his tard rage on Twitter that one time when he played it but people didn't immediately adore it. But now, he doesn't even like Street Fighter, so beyond making money, he has no attachment to anything gaming-related. He doesn't enjoy playing games, but carries on doing so because he knows he can make easy money by clinging onto the medium.
 
The English is way too good to be Vidar.

There is however a user here with pretty good English but still capitalizes words when they don't need to be capitalized however and leaves a space after a question mark.

:thinking:


If your implying that whoever that girl is is me then your dead wrong. I just checked out her tweets they were at a time that i was already sleeping to begin with. No idea who she is but she does seem to know him. I certainly havent heard of a Rebecca Wendy Lynch before though and she claims to be living in Seattle.
 
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If your implying that whoever that girl is is me then your dead wrong. I just checked out her tweets they were at a time that i was already sleeping to begin with. No idea who she is but she does seem to know him. I certainly havent heard of a Rebecca Wendy Lynch before though and she claims to be living in Seattle.

Well as someone else mentioned. Becky Lynch is the name of a WWE wrestler.
 
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Well as someone else mentioned. Becky Lynch is the name of a WWE wrestler.

I know who Becky Lynch the Wrestler is but this girl her name is Rebecca Wendy Lynch she tweeted that to Phill as far as i know the Wrestler her name is not Rebecca Wendy but maybe i missed something ?
 
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