Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kari Kamiya]

I've been thinking: At least where I live, The Goonies is very popular with many families in my family ward, or even the entire stake. I don't know how popular it actually is with Mormons as a whole, but I'm going to assume every Mormon family since the '80s has seen The Goonies and have even grown up with it.

So with that thought in mind, it's a good chance Russell may have seen or even grew up with the film. I thought it was possible he could've looked up to or even connected with Sloth because both are deformed and mentally challenged, and (by the end) were adopted into a loving family. But then I realized that Sloth has done more good with his life than Russell ever did, and Sloth was chained up in the basement with nothing more than a television set since he was a baby. And also Sloth is a likeable character on top of that, the very polar opposite of Rusty.

Little Rusty couldn't even be arsed to take to heart the character of Sloth.

 

[Grumbles]

The end of February?

And it took him how long to get the few pages of "animation" that we saw in his book?

Fast forward to June 2019: "Important: due to slowness of this FRICKING artist my graphic novel video game DC comics collab and underwear have all been delayed until July. "

 

[The Great Citracett]

New year's Russolution #1

Exercise!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Washing four times a week would be a better plan.

Edit: I mistook the hands of the emojis for drool.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Good god his beard keeps on getting worse and worse. It's not that it's long, but that it's so poorly cared for.

 

[wateryketchup]

New year's Russolution #1

Exercise!
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*rates Rusty's whole life optimistic*

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

New year's Russolution #1

Exercise!
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Good god his beard keeps on getting worse and worse. It's not that it's long, but that it's so poorly cared for.

Jesus fuck! As a bearded kiwi, I sure as hell know that he's not properly maintaining his beard. It looks so uneven and pubic, and that's without taking into account his slack mouth. An electric razor set is very affordable this day and age.

 

[Barbarella]

Maybe he should cut his gym to 3 days a week and go to a barber the other.

He doesn’t do anything but cardio anyway. I wonder who pays for this gym membership-Mommy?

 

[Nope]

Good god his beard keeps on getting worse and worse. It's not that it's long, but that it's so poorly cared for.

Not only that, but perhaps it is the black and white nature of the photo, or is he already going gray in his beard, I expect to have a lot of salt starting if he really is going gray, really his hair seems to be starting to thin even more as well. Now normally I don't think this is such a big thing, but I think Russ will spaz out about it

 

[CausticMinory]

Maybe he should cut his gym to 3 days a week and go to a barber the other.

He doesn’t do anything but cardio anyway. I wonder who pays for this gym membership-Mommy?

Spoiler: Gym Sperging and offtopic

Actually Planet fitness (Russ' gym) has a charge of $10 a month but a renewal fee of $40 either in April or November depending on when he joined. They also have a promotion where you pay $100 to get a year long membership without the dues bs. They also have a "safe place" where no-one can demean anyone not matter what and no Chads allowed rule.

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

New year's Russolution #1

Exercise!
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Ratface has done absolutely nothing to prove that his trips to the gym has bore any fruit.

Selfies of his scrawny body in a hoodie.
Close-up selfies of his drool-encrusted face (Who the hell does that?)
Never shared his exercise regimen.

Clearly he’s just there to (pathetically) attempt to look good.

0/10. Would not spot for him.

 

[Grumbles]

New year's Russolution #1

Exercise!
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why his beard so snotty though

 

[CausticMinory]

Ratface has done absolutely nothing to prove that his trips to the gym has bore any fruit.

Selfies of his scrawny body in a hoodie.
Close-up selfies of his drool-encrusted face (Who the hell does that?)
Never shared his exercise regimen.

Clearly he’s just there to (pathetically) attempt to look good.

0/10. Would not spot for him.

It's probably worse than that. He's obviously creeping on chicks that workout there. Treadmills, stairs, ellipticals all give him a chance to look at ass and not get yelled at. Again cause PF has a no judging rule so they can't call him out or they'd get shamed as well.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Do you think he jealous because the cat can smile and he can't or because a piece of fruit is bigger than him?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Do you think he jealous because the cat can smile and he can't or because a piece of fruit is bigger than him?

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Current mood: someone looks at my facial expression and goes "Geez. That's unnatural. What's wrong with it?"

Current mood: Bananas everywhere, upset by this, would prefer a juicy peach (am willing to pay $1 and write song)

Current mood: Hair parted in the middle and about to sneeze.

Current mood: someone showed me his penis

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Brags about working out. Brags about having a brownie delivered to his rented room. What the actual fuck?

Kayli got another angry face...

 

[LolCoolCat]

Says the guy who was going to quit Facebook and has now posted four times in one day.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Do you think he jealous because the cat can smile and he can't or because a piece of fruit is bigger than him?

Source: Have had three cats in my life. That cat is mid-sneeze. I cannot even make myself think of what Russhole looks like when sneezing. That way lies madness. The human sneeze is, I think I remember, over 100 mph and I just don't want to picture his lips rippling in the wind.

Russ honey, there are definitely more expensive brownies than that, but you're against them even though you claim not to be. Too bad. Might unclench your tight little... fists.

 

[The Dude]

Says the guy who was going to quit Facebook and has now posted four times in one day.

He forgot "entitled". Also, if it's written it's libel, Russhole, not slander. Slander is spoken. You'd think someone who went through paralegal classes would understand that distinction. But maybe I'm "bias". And it isn't libel/slander if it's true.

 

[Grumbles]

Source: Have had three cats in my life. That cat is mid-sneeze. I cannot even make myself think of what Russhole looks like when sneezing. That way lies madness. The human sneeze is, I think I remember, over 100 mph and I just don't want to picture his lips rippling in the wind.

Russ honey, there are definitely more expensive brownies than that, but you're against them even though you claim not to be. Too bad. Might unclench your tight little... fists.

I've never imagined what it would be like to see Russ sneeze until this moment, but now I think it must be pure unadulterated Islamic Content.