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Quan_Chi said:
I did like how the guy summarized the fall of the SOK to piece it all together. For people like me who didn't sift through all of the shit we finally got to see the extreme shit Fred was pulling. The feud between kingofpol and Vidar was hilarious as well.

I can't wait to see what 2018 brings.
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Is it a guy or a girl? I assume the narrator is the video creator? I didn't see her credited if it wasn't.
 
The narrator was voice recognition program. Someone posted in the comments section. I assume guy because that's just what I do. If it's a girl it doesn't change my opinion of the video bein awesome.
 
No doubt he's forgotten that every single person you kill (and all the bosses by default even if you kill them by draining their stamina or let The End just die after two irl weeks) shows up when you meet The Sorrow.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
I just completed the Top 10 Worst DSPGaming 2017 Moments. I laughed, I got teary-eyed (go ahead, call me a fag), I got angry, and I was amazed. This was a fantastic achievement and an excellent summation of Phil and the SOK.
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You're a fag. But then, I just finished the SOK part, had to leave the couch looking for tissues (that Alice-part was... kinda heartbreaking) and remembered your post and felt like I had to comment to it.

Guess that makes me a fag too.

And now on to the last two parts of the drama.
 
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2018 Phil is no improvement over 2017 Phil, then. Asks for $1000, with the promise that he'll take MGS2 seriously, and learn the controls. Receives the money (and then some), then does neither.

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Nice work, fans. Hope you're excited for an even worse MGS3 "redemption run", with Phil fucking up just as bad and giving even less of a shit.
 
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der rademacher said:
I'm not so sure about that. Political talk? With his views leaning right wing and his misogynistic mannerisms the SJW-brigade would be all over him as soon as hey catch wind of it (and they would, that's almost guaranteed). And I doubt that Goutman would be able to just laugh them off (like he loves to do with his normal critics), as these crowds can be fucking relentless, making Fred effin Fuchs looking like Sister Theresa.

Well... now that I think about it... You're right, he should give it a shot!
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Or he would lock his chat to subscriber only and jack up the minimum threshold for messages related to tips and bits to pop up. The real consequences would be Twitch kicking him off.
 
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Transvaalan said:
Or he would lock his chat to subscriber only and jack up the minimum threshold for messages related to tips and bits to pop up. The real consequences would be Twitch kicking him off.
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Twitch kicking him off will never happen. The only thing that would get him off Twitch is Twitch changing the bits system in the future. People have reported him to Twitch but nothing has happened.

He knows that he sucks at games, he also knows he has a gullible fanbase that would do anything he asks. Why use your brain when your fans can help you on a whim. Since he has started streaming, he has relied on his chat to help him on tasks. Having said that, it is a double edged sword. On one side you have the trusted help from the stream chat, then you have the damn "detractors" trolling him, which makes the stream enjoyable.
 
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2018 Phil is no improvement over 2017 Phil, then. Asks for $1000, with the promise that he'll take MGS2 seriously, and learn the controls. Receives the money (and then some), then does neither.
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You mean when people say "new year, new me" they don't actually mean it?
 
So, Phil is off to a great start it seems. If he really is playing worse than before, would there be any point in doing a "redemption" TIHYDP which would basically compare old vs. new playthroughs while showing any potential new fuckups?
 
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I'm sorry if I missed mention of it, but did we ever confirm if the redhead chick in Phil's Christmas photos was actually the escort or not? Did the escort ever confirm her involvement as being LEGIT at all? Did she get "paid" and end her little tease/blackmail game? Or did we all just waste like two months with her bullshit?
 
How does one man have such bad burping?

Is it a genetic thing?

I don't know anyone who burps a quarter as much as he does even in the worst case scenarios.
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
I'm sorry if I missed mention of it, but did we ever confirm if the redhead chick in Phil's Christmas photos was actually the escort or not? Did the escort ever confirm her involvement as being LEGIT at all? Did she get "paid" and end her little tease/blackmail game? Or did we all just waste like two months with her bullshit?
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You mean you missed it in the 150 pages of unverified info that popped up in the last two weeks? And you call yourself a detractor? For shame.

I always thought it was laughable when people said DSP was less pathetic than his anti-fans, but hot damn, here we are. There's been a few dozen pages of utterly baseless out of control autistic speculation on a daily basis while DSP keeps raking in cash for being a horrible blob shaped like a person. A thread that went years only having updates when something actually happened now has ten plus pages a day of people talking about how DSP played the game so bad after he said he wants more of his fans monies.

It's probably okay to miss a DSP pre-stream here or there. Like you can take a day off. Cause this subforum is getting so frenzied and autistic over nothing that it's starting to make the pedophile butler look cool and collected.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
No doubt he's forgotten that every single person you kill (and all the bosses by default even if you kill them by draining their stamina or let The End just die after two irl weeks) shows up when you meet The Sorrow.
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Dude, chat'll warn him about that even though he won't remember it; I would not hope for this at all. It's one minor reason he sucked shit at 3; he intentionally changed his playstyle because of that gimmick and he cannot a non-lethal run cleanly.

And my prediction for why the donations are slim throughout this 'redemption run' are simple; his idiotic herd is dry at the moment and need more time to build back their allowance or lines of credit from the folks due to slitting their wallets for their pigroach-god. In the sex perverts' case, they need to build up their tardbux or wages before they can cripple themselves some more.
 
Adamska said:
Dude, chat'll warn him about that even though he won't remember it; I would not hope for this at all. It's one minor reason he sucked shit at 3; he intentionally changed his playstyle because of that gimmick and he cannot a non-lethal run cleanly.
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Well, as we've seen, Phil managed to be WORSE this time around with MGS2. For MGS3, he may not actually have the patience this time to go non-lethal whatsoever and will think he can just brute-force Sorrow.
 
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PUBG

1: 45 (Blames that he can't see who is sniping him)
2: 74 ("WOW first time i got killed by a crossbow")
3: 33 (Couldnt see the guy shooting him so he couldnt get away)
4: Game Crash
5: 39 (Dont know what happened when someone suddently sniped him of the bike (He was reading chat))
6: Game Crash (The game is a waste of his time, thats how bad it is)
7: 16 (Match wasted and the game sucks because he dont know where the guy shooting him was)
8: 65 (Killed by a "fucking camper", opens a door right infront of another player)
9: 22 (He know the guy was in the next room, but because of the delay on the controller he was unable to kill him, every match this time have been a waste of time)

In game:
Dont know if he have a vest on under his coat, wont bring up invetory to check.
Claim that the M16 is way better than the AKM, it's a good weapon unless you avoid any contact with other players the entire game.
Wonders why the AKM sprays everywhere, on full auto it does...
Get surrounded by 2 cars on a open field, refuses to shoot and runs and hide instead.

Will only quite at 4o if he finds a job that he wanna do or pay as much money so he can pay his bills.
Admits he watched Sailor Moon as a kid!
Rather travel relax places on Earth rather than the Moon even if it was paid for him.
5 places he wanna travel to: 1. California (Los Angeles) 2. Las Vegas 3. Canada 4. Europe (struggles to come up with the major countries of Europe, mentions German, UK, Italy and France) 5. Japan.
Gets asked why there is a market for female underwear but nothing for us (men), Phil: "I dont know what you mean?".
Mixes up Afghanistan with the Middle East.
 
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