Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Jigglyjogglers]

He was in the movie Stand By Me, a film adaptation of the Stephen King novela "The Body". It's probably the best role he's ever had, and it was before he was the worst thing in Star Trek: TNG. He's had a few other roles that I can't think of, but he's mostly known for being the crybaby kid in TNG, being a feminist soyboy cuck on the internet, and playing himself on a mediocre sitcom that panders to nerds. His talent and life peaked before he was old enough to legally buy booze.

He was good in Stand By Me for the same reason Emma Watson was good in the early Harry Potter movies. He was supposed to play an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him... and he was, in fact, an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him. Then he grew up into an awkward, fat adult who cries because everyone hates him and suddenly he doesn't fit into roles so well anymore. Just like Emma Watson was good as Hermione because she was in fact a bossy, self-important little girl, but now that she's grown up into a bossy, self-important adult you realize that her actual acting range is limited to staring at things with her jaw slightly agape.

 

[Mola Ram]

He was good in Stand By Me for the same reason Emma Watson was good in the early Harry Potter movies. He was supposed to play an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him... and he was, in fact, an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him. Then he grew up into an awkward, fat adult who cries because everyone hates him and suddenly he doesn't fit into roles so well anymore. Just like Emma Watson was good as Hermione because she was in fact a bossy, self-important little girl, but now that she's grown up into a bossy, self-important adult you realize that her actual acting range is limited to staring at things with her jaw slightly agape.

You got a like for the Wil Wheaton stuff, but are a Winner for crucifying Emma Watson. Thumbs high.

 

[TiggerNits]

Bowling shirts for people with no balls. It's almost like they're the original hipsters.

Nah, hipsters of the time were wearing those idiotic club shirts and industrial band shit. Hot Topic was very much the hipster store of its time and thats a big reason it catches so much shit to this day (that and it sucks)

 

[The Dude]

He was good in Stand By Me for the same reason Emma Watson was good in the early Harry Potter movies. He was supposed to play an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him... and he was, in fact, an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him. Then he grew up into an awkward, fat adult who cries because everyone hates him and suddenly he doesn't fit into roles so well anymore. Just like Emma Watson was good as Hermione because she was in fact a bossy, self-important little girl, but now that she's grown up into a bossy, self-important adult you realize that her actual acting range is limited to staring at things with her jaw slightly agape.

But at least Emma Watson grew up fuckably hot, despite being a bossy, self-important bitch. Anyone who could find Wil Wheaton hot and fuckable should probably never breed so as not to pollute the gene pool of the human race more than it already is.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

her actual acting range is limited to staring at things with her jaw slightly agape.

Otherwise known as the "Jennifer Lawrence" school of acting.

 

[LN 910]

But at least Emma Watson grew up fuckably hot, despite being a bossy, self-important bitch. Anyone who could find Wil Wheaton hot and fuckable should probably never breed so as not to pollute the gene pool of the human race more than it already is.

She grew up to be fuckably hot.

 

[Tackleberry]

She grew up to be fuckably hot.

LOL the razor-thin grammatical line between creepy man with a rusty windowless van, and a male with a normal sex drive.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

He was good in Stand By Me for the same reason Emma Watson was good in the early Harry Potter movies. He was supposed to play an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him... and he was, in fact, an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him. Then he grew up into an awkward, fat adult who cries because everyone hates him and suddenly he doesn't fit into roles so well anymore. Just like Emma Watson was good as Hermione because she was in fact a bossy, self-important little girl, but now that she's grown up into a bossy, self-important adult you realize that her actual acting range is limited to staring at things with her jaw slightly agape.

see also: Ricky Gervais and his 'smug prick' 'act'

 

[AnOminous]

He was in the movie Stand By Me, a film adaptation of the Stephen King novela "The Body". It's probably the best role he's ever had, and it was before he was the worst thing in Star Trek: TNG.

And even in that, he was outshined by River Phoenix, who went on to have a vastly more successful career despite dying at 23.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Speaking of child celebrity deaths, we have another one today. Jon Paul Steuer, who played Worf's son, was found dead January 1st. According to the news report , the only reason he got the role was he was to only child they could find that was patient enough to go the three hour makeup process. Even at six years old, Jon was more disciplined than a 45 year old Wil.

 

[nad7155]

Bowling shirts for people with no balls.

I wear bowling shirts every Tuesday and I have big balls

My balls are so big they have three holes for ventilation.

Wil Wheaton is fat and I would not have sex with him

Would anyone have sex with you???

And even in that, he was outshined by River Phoenix, who went on to have a vastly more successful career despite dying at 23.

True, but River was a drug addicted mess from a very fucked up family.

At least pudgy Wil is still alive.

 

[Mola Ram]

At least pudgy Wil is still alive.

That is his punishment.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

At least pudgy Wil is still alive.

That’s not a good thing.

 

[Mikoyan]

Speaking of child celebrity deaths, we have another one today. Jon Paul Steuer, who played Worf's son, was found dead January 1st. According to the news report , the only reason he got the role was he was to only child they could find that was patient enough to go the three hour makeup process. Even at six years old, Jon was more disciplined than a 45 year old Wil.

Wow, the story about how he left acting in sheer disgust at the people in showbiz at age 12 is both the purest 'good person in Hollywood' I've seen in a while, and another example of how this bit player is something Wil never could be.

Meanwhile his bestie Felicia gets her parts because of someone *exactly like those people*.

 

[Medicated]

He was good in Stand By Me for the same reason Emma Watson was good in the early Harry Potter movies. He was supposed to play an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him... and he was, in fact, an awkward, gangly kid who cried because everyone hated him. Then he grew up into an awkward, fat adult who cries because everyone hates him and suddenly he doesn't fit into roles so well anymore. Just like Emma Watson was good as Hermione because she was in fact a bossy, self-important little girl, but now that she's grown up into a bossy, self-important adult you realize that her actual acting range is limited to staring at things with her jaw slightly agape.

Emma Watson wasn't acting the whole time? oh...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

At least pudgy Wil is still alive.

That's a good thing how, exactly?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

At least pudgy Wil is still alive.

You either die a hero or live long enough to have half the internet wishing you'd died a hero.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

She grew up to be fuckably hot.

I think the odds are about even that she ends up as a crazy cat lady.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

see also: Ricky Gervais and his 'smug prick' 'act'

fftopic: Have you ever heard the XFM radio shows. The 'smug prick' Gervais persona is Gervais taking his negative aspects and cranking them up to eleven. fftopic:

 

[TheImportantFart]

Although Star Trek likes to pride itself on its scientific accuracy, there was more than a little dodgy science on the show. Usually it's not too hard to suspend your disbelief, but occasionally it went a bit too far. I still think the most ridiculous thing on Star Trek I was ever asked to accept was the idea that Wil Wheaton could bag this:

Then again, Ashley Judd is a bit of an SJW herself, so maybe it's not as implausible as I thought.