PUBG
Sorry for the wall of text, but he talked a lot for 3 hours!
1: 21 (Well i got completly destroyed by guess what gun... the M16, the best gun in the fucking game, in my opinion, he probably had a good scope and wa able picked me off with it and it was just dumb luck because i had to run the entire match towards the white circle, i never even saw another human.)
2: 70 (WOW, this shotgun (S686) is terrible, it dosent even fire straight you saw that? I went to fire and when i fire the first shot the gun moved right. This gun sucks, you have to be real close to kill someone with this shotgun.)
3: 4 (Doode! I (the car) went from low health to no health (car exploded with him in it), that shit went from low health, ok i still have some time, and then it just exploded, it didnt even show the bar depleted, it just went *fart sound* (You both hear the shoots and see the bar go down!))
4: 3 (Couldnt get him, he had a much better gun, i hit him though. Almost had him right? That other guy was way off in the corner, they distracted him with fucking explosives)
5: 36 (I had the wrong gun, i pulled out the fucking wrong gun, because i had the stupid handgun. I fucked myself by pulling out the wrong gun, i totally wanted the M4 and i pulled out the stupid handgun!)
6: 13 (What is the S1897, i don't even know? I dont even know what him me, what is the S1897? Is that the stupid shotgun, seriously, if that killed me that's ridiculous)
In game:
Gets killed in the 2nd match while using a S686 and complains you have real close with it to ge a kill, during his last PUBG stream a guy shoot him point blank range while jumping with a S686 and he claimed that was impossible.
In the 3rd match he claim that the only reasone he is in top 18 is because he drives around in a car.
The only diffrence he have seen with the new patch for PUBG is that the cars take more damage.
In the 4th match he loses his car and claim he can't reach top 10 anymore.
Later in the 4th match he happily announces that it is time to camp, despite over multiple games bitched about people camping.
Over several matches in both this stream and others, he gets overly happy and takes huge pride in "stealing" another players car and thinks that the other player will be extremely upset and angry each time.
Calls the M16 the best gun in the game because you can spray with it and kill enemies, which is impossible with any other gun because of the frame rate.
Off game:
Gets called out on being valedictorian at his HS, "No, that is true, i'm incredibly smart!"
He dont remember, guesses it was 1400 or something! Ask what the highest number you can get! Dont know what ACT is.
He wont stream himself while taking a IQ test!
Claim his GPA point was 4.0 in HS, he thinks it should have been higher since he did extra shit, but his school disagreed.
Claim he got rejected for all the good school because he is white and not rich, he would easily got into Yale or Harvard it if wasnt for that.
Claim he wouldnt learn anything anyway going to Ivy league school since only stupid people comes out of them!
While in College he got a partial scholarship and shared the best room in the dormitory with his friend and they had parties every night.
Claimed someone once pulled the fire alarm while they had one of their big parties at 1 am and everyone was just drunk or high so they couldnt hide it.
At his first semester he partied wildly, drank and smoked a ton and banged a ton of girls who just let him because it was the party room.
His room at the college was the cool room because his friend was rich and had a car, they had drinks and weed and they were the cool guys with good grades.
Claim they gave girls liqueur and then the girls slept with him and his friend, it was just a natural thing!
He lost his virginity in HS with his only serious girlfriend at the time, then he just experimented with sex in college.
He learned the diffrence between sex and meaningfull sex in college and he wants meaningfull sex, otherwise he can just jerk off. (Leanna stopped giving him sex prior to that stream accident then?)
Gets asked if he would ever network with eg H2ODelerious or OhmWrecker, no because no one wants to network with him.
Claim some of the big YTers of today wanted to do "colab" with him back in 2010-2012, but he didnt want to because he played games with Rambo and Howard.
Gets asked if he had money would he have kids? No, since he dont think to much into things, he just do if they are presented to him.
Wont adopt a kid since every kid needs a mother and a father or 2 parents.
Claim he is not the kind of person who rushes into things simplby because the look good at the moment.
Calls himself a hyper logical person that would never put himself in a position unless he know he could handle it.
Calls his life phases and it is why he dont keep in contact with any friends he ever had, when one phase of his life is over he moves on and every friend he had during that phase is ignored.
His SF phase where he traveled all over the country to play with friends lasted for many, many years, 2005-06.
Refuses to contact any old friend he had in school since he dont give a shit about them anymore.
In HS he was skinny as fuck, 6 feet tall and super skinny, then his second year in collage, when forced to commute to college, he got fat and decided to work out for 2 years and become muscular.
Birth Control was a big endeavour to use 18 years ago!
His mother named him Philip after Saint Philip!
Claimed earlier he dont mind gays or bisexualls, gets asked about his opinion on them again and refuses to answer those foolish questions. (Only time he been mentioned them so far, 3rd match, during the stream, he was sort of forced and otherwise avoided mentioning them)
Takes a stab at Rambo and Howard, calls them people he thought were friends but was just looking out for themselves. Refuses to mention their names.
Claims that he tries to be the best friend he can be, like give people anything that they ask for. Mentions Rambo and Howard how he did a ton of stuff that they wanted to do and how he paid for them, continues to claim that they never ever talked to him about stuff that bothered them until they released the video.
Claims that there is 2 types of persons, passive aggressive and openly aggressive, the openly tells you right away if something is wrong, while the passive dont and he dealt mainly with passive.
Claim that some people dont dare to talk to him since he is 6 feet tall, fat, but with lots of muscle mass and they are afraid he is going to go nuts if they say something negative, but he is way more chilled than people think.
Where he lived in CT is pretty ghetto.
Women are attracted to 2 things.
1. Guys who isn't shrimpy, which he is since he got some muscles.
2. They like manly men, mean with facial hair, men who isn't skinny and can speak up for themselves, honest and upfront
This is why he dont have problem with women, unlike many other guys. He had a friend who girls didn't go close because he was nervous, skinny and Asian.
Multiple times females viewers have gone obsessive towards him and he have calmly talked them into place and this have happened with more than one girl since he started on YT. (Leanna and GamerNicole are more than one)
He have never taken advantage of a girl that is his fan on YT and had sex with her.
Claims that it is nothing special with life, it is just simple. (Now i want DSP and LTG to sit down and discuss life philosophy, for you who dont know, LTG think that God is alien that was created by a alien that was created by alien that was created by a alien...)
His dad goes on YT to watch the latest claims about Phil is and laugh at the videos because he knows they are all lies.
Claims people will flag both is Twitch stream and YT videos because of the things he said.
Admits he avoid watching trailers and info about games since he don't want spoilers.
A fan claims that haters hate him for mastrubating on stream and he wonder how people can hate someone for that.
Wont play Metal Gear Survive since Konami is a evil company that doesn't listen to its fans and fired Kojima and ruined MGS 5.
Claim that people shouldnt look up to the biggest YTers or streamers since most of them are just scumbags that are terrible people, thinks it is horrendous that people still kiss their asses and gives them money.
Takes a stab at the Fury in MGS 3, the devs know that he sucked so they gave him the super power of knowing exactly where the player was.
Fan pointes out that the Fury uses a motion detactor and Phil thinks that is stupid.
He wont call Demon's Souls a redemption run, he is going to call it "The Final Run", because he wont grind and he will try to legitly beat the Old Monk!
Fan mentions GTA 5 Online, Phil wont play it since it was horrible at launch, he couldn't do his Suicide Kings in it, no heists. Have heard a ton of new cool stuff have been added to free to it, but because of microtransactions he wont play it.
Since he couldnt do everything that he wanted to right at launche he got tired of GTA 5 Online.
Wont play Monster Hunter World since it takes to much time to learn the controls and both him and his viewers got to bored with him playing it for 3 hours.
Calls Buttery Jack one of the worst meals he ever eaten and is disgusted by people still eating it.
There is no Jack in the Box where his Girlfriend lives, but she have seen it on his video and every time she come visiting and sees commercial for it she gets disgusted.
If he won 100 million dollars he would:
1: Pay all his debt and parents debt if they have any
Buy his parents a new place since their place in CT sucks, sell his condo, "Shit there is a lot i wanna do" yet struggles to come up with anything.
He wouldnt stress as much about work, go to the doctor to get a full check up, go on a vacation since he never had one in a million years and now have a girlfriend to go with him on one.
He would most likely spend as much he needed to get himself set up in his house and then give the rest away to charity since no one needs 100 millions.
Wont get a property manager for his condo in CT because there is none, there isnt any reliable ones.
In the nice areas of CT there are tons of property managers, but where he lived there is none you can rely on, claim he called 2 of them, first one never called back and the other one contacted him when he said he couldn't be contacted and when the guy contacted Phil a week later the guy didnt know who Phil was and Phil told him fuck you!
No one in the area where he lived relies on other to rent out their property, they all do it themselves.
No since one is alcoholic that locked himself out at 2 am when getting the mail and the other one is probably dead from natural causes.
