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HansGruber said:
I'm torn for my predictions for next month's episodes:

• We meet Phil's girlfriend. She is a bubbly, bright eyed, funny gal with an endearing personality that fans and detractors alike fall in love with.
• We meet Phil's girlfriend. She is very shy though, and doesn't like to be on camera. Here are some shots of her from behind. Also she dyes her hair a lot.
• We meet Phil's girlfriend. She comes on camera says hello. Kisses him, leaves and then is never heard nor seen from ever again, after another successful $3,000 beg-a-thon.
• We don't meet Phil's girlfriend. We broke up. It happens. That's life I guess. Oh well, back to streaming video games right guize (snort)
• We don't meet Phil's girlfriend. She's dead. In a fire. Could never find her body.
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You forgot one.

•We meet Phil's girlfriend. She has odd fixations and ends up with a Lolcow thread within a few months due to her own hijinks.
 
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My schadenfreude wants her to be a massive bitch. A real ball busting pain in the ass. Who doesn't listen or pay attention to Phil, barks orders at him, and barges into streams to make fun of his little dick. I want her to stomp his ego into the dirt. But Leanna tried that too and he didn't crack then either.
 
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HansGruber said:
I want her to stomp his ego into the dirt. But Leanna tried that too and he didn't crack then either.
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Tbh, I think that was mainly because she tried it towards the end of the relationship. If soulmate does it from the honeymoon phase, it'll probably hurt Phil more, since back then, it was pretty obvious Leanna was sick of his shit.
 
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HansGruber said:
My schadenfreude wants her to be a massive bitch. A real ball busting pain in the ass. Who doesn't listen or pay attention to Phil, barks orders at him, and barges into streams to make fun of his little dick. I want her to stomp his ego into the dirt. But Leanna tried that too and he didn't crack then either.
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Or what if she deletes his twitch and YouTube so that dsp gave her more attention
 
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xenomorph said:
He even said how she is gonna take pride in the new house shes gonna live in. Neither of them are in it for eachother, Phil wants a maid he can have underwear time with and she wants to live in his house because Im sure he has told her he is ballin.
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Kinda had to fix that. I don't think that any woman, massively exceptional or not, would want to have his woolly gout body writhing around on top of them. This would probably be part of the agreement between Phil and his new maid-daughter. "You cook and clean, okay...? And I wont make you touch it, okay? *Snort* But, you'll have to parade around in your underwear for a few minutes while I scratch my leg, awlright?"
 
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With how much Phil goes on about his new soulmate not having much internet presence, I think it's a good time to show what you get if you look up Phil 'raw'.

philly.png philly2.png

Yes, both were done in incognito to avoid history bias.
 
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xenomorph said:
He even said how she is gonna take pride in the new house shes gonna live in. Neither of them are in it for eachother, Phil wants a maid he can fuck and she wants to live in his house because Im sure he has told her he is ballin.
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If the gf is real, I'm pretty sure she either got evicted, ran away from home or was in some sort of locked up institution (prison, mental facility or rehab).
That's why he has to buy her new clothes and would have a way to put the pressure on her. (Stay with me and do as I say or go homeless.)
 
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xWorst_Pon said:
If the gf is real, I'm pretty sure she either got evicted, ran away from home or was in some sort of locked up institution (prison, mental facility or rehab).
That's why he has to buy her new clothes and would have a way to put the pressure on her. (Stay with me and do as I say or go homeless.)
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inb4 "girlfriend hocked my tv and all my livestreaming equipment, going to be 30 minutes late today guys" saga
 
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xWorst_Pon said:
If the gf is real, I'm pretty sure she either got evicted, ran away from home or was in some sort of locked up institution (prison, mental facility or rehab).
That's why he has to buy her new clothes and would have a way to put the pressure on her. (Stay with me and do as I say or go homeless.)
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I'm still leaning towards her getting away from an abusive relationship. Phil's mentioned several times that they were in a similar romantic situation last year and I'm sure in his mind "my girlfriend won't cook my meals while I play video games for 10 hours a day" is comparable to actual domestic abuse.
 
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I seem to recall Leanna liking to cook and clean for Phil up until he demanded she get a real job (of course his lazy ass couldn't be bothered to get up early in the morning to do that because he has to be up all night to watch Netflix) and went out into the real world. That's when the relationship turned to shit, because she left the cave and saw the sun. He's gonna keep this new maid locked up in the house as much as possible, allowing her only to leave to get groceries and/or fast food for him.
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
I'm sure if it's real it's sitting on some hard drive and someone will upload it eventually. Probably sooner rather than later since it's been brought up.

Still, it's very odd to have a screenshot of it but not the actual video.
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I made this account just to post this.

I've seen the actual video, before it was removed from YouTube; it was originally called DSP Tries It: Sexting, then the clip was featured in TIHYDP Silent Hill 4: The Room. Both videos have been removed due to Phil's followers reporting them for sexual content, but one video still remains; an Endure of the TIHYDP.

Here's a link to the Endure containing the clip; I'd advise downloading it before this gets taken down too. If the link doesn't take you right to the timestamp, it's just after 11:58 in the video. Oh, and...have your eyebleach ready.

https://youtu.be/W-Vrpdgfz-g?t=11m58s
 
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