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Pictured: DSP and Actual Girlfriend at the Gout Mansion, February 2018

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AmericFront said:
I doubt she didn't google his name after he told her what he does.
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What if he hasn't actually given her his real name or online handle? :ruse:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but according to Phil's wording she is well aware of "what he does." Nebulous description. Who knows what kind of lies have been put forth by either party?

Was watching prestream today, and lmfao to hear the tentative date DSP gave for his brief hiatus -- February 11th through 17th. This cocksucker is planning another Valentine's Day reveal vid, isn't he? Creepy.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
Was watching prestream today, and lmfao to hear the tentative date DSP gave for his brief hiatus -- February 11th through 17th. This cocksucker is planning another Valentine's Day reveal vid, isn't he? Creepy.
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Why not? He’s already replayed MGS2&3 and is teasing another shower video. I seriously wouldn’t be surprised if there is another fapping incident before the end of the year.
 
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Windows 98 said:
you forgot the shocking twist: she's actually a mommy freak and cooking/cleaning are how she cares for her little boy. we all think she's phil's new daughter-maid but what if he's her new fulltime son?

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Does Phil have a diaper baby fetish. After all that stress of a hard days work he just wants to slap on a diaper and have Mommy take care of him.
 
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"Hey phil I can't cook today"

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"Hullo everyone, sorry for being an hour late. Had to go to the store and get the girlfriend some ice in a bag because, and you're naht gunna believe this -- ready? She slipped and hit her eye on the door knob while she was cleaning earlier *fake laugh* Can you believe it? In addition to having a 101 fever she trips and falls. It's good too, cause I mean she can use the ice to cool down and put on her eye. That's what it means to be street smart, and naht book smart like these retarded asshole developers who program these games in a way that gets me killed from beginners traps all the time. She's fine now though, she's actually making dinner right now. Oh here we go, another troll cheer, says 'Phil you piece of shit, we all heard you hit her in the background when you took a break from the game earlier.' Uh, no, fuckin' idiot, that didn't happen! Thanks for the money stoopid fuck, ACK ACK ACK ACK."
 
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Keystone said:
"Hullo everyone, sorry for being an hour late. Had to go to the store and get the girlfriend some ice in a bag because, and you're naht gunna believe this -- ready? She slipped and hit her eye on the door knob while she was cleaning earlier *fake laugh* Can you believe it? In addition to having a 101 fever she trips and falls. It's good too, cause I mean she can use the ice to cool down and put on her eye. That's what it means to be street smart, and naht book smart like these exceptional asshole developers who program these games in a way that gets me killed from beginners traps all the time. She's fine now though, she's actually making dinner right now. Oh here we go, another troll cheer, says 'Phil you piece of shit, we all heard you hit her in the background when you took a break from the game earlier.' Uh, no, fuckin' idiot, that didn't happen! Thanks for the money stoopid fuck, ACK ACK ACK ACK."
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And still Twitch keeps him around.

Do you think if Phil hit her off camera while a stream was going that the police could be called? Would it be the first legitimate SWATing on Twitch?
 
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Confidential Baldwin said:
And still Twitch keeps him around.

Do you think if Phil hit her off camera while a stream was going that the police could be called? Would it be the first legitimate SWATing on Twitch?
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It's completely possible that it would be the first legitimate SWATing on Twitch. Just make sure to save the footage.
 
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Keystone said:
"Hullo everyone, sorry for being an hour late. Had to go to the store and get the girlfriend some ice in a bag because, and you're naht gunna believe this -- ready? She slipped and hit her eye on the door knob while she was cleaning earlier *fake laugh* Can you believe it? In addition to having a 101 fever she trips and falls. It's good too, cause I mean she can use the ice to cool down and put on her eye. That's what it means to be street smart, and naht book smart like these exceptional asshole developers who program these games in a way that gets me killed from beginners traps all the time. She's fine now though, she's actually making dinner right now. Oh here we go, another troll cheer, says 'Phil you piece of shit, we all heard you hit her in the background when you took a break from the game earlier.' Uh, no, fuckin' idiot, that didn't happen! Thanks for the money stoopid fuck, ACK ACK ACK ACK."
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"a huh huh she can also use some of that ice to make me some Gin and Thanic too, killed two birds with one stone!"
 
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The girlfriend reeks of a rebound, including the "she's the one" catchphrase that comes with it. He broke up with Leanna in April and she moved out in May and then apparently he met this girl AND started dating her in the summer. So it could be as early as June. After a major break up with a long term girlfriend/ex-fiance and he finds a girl that quick and dates her that quick? Rebound. Wants her to move in so quickly after like 3 dates and less than a year of a relationship, effectively to replace his ex girlfriend and even take on her role, all as quickly as possible? Rebound.

It's like the textbook rebound girlfriend as well. I'm sure we've all witnessed something like that. Guy breaks up with girl, guy gets another girl in a month, 'she's the one' if he just ended a major relationship then he tries to get super serious super fast with the rebound girl. Then it doesn't last because there's no spark, she was just a rebound girl after all. I bet the same thing will happen here.

Even if he is claiming soulmate, he has very low standards. He just probably cast the net out wide open and was pleased with any catch as long as its a catch. So just a woman who's receptive to him is a soulmate for him probably.
 
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