Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Nope]

Russell fucked up the settings on his youtube account. I pulled the following video before it was repaired:

https://my.mixtape.moe/stcysq.mp4

Okay, going through it now and some things that stand out, am not going to do a full transcript, although it really isn't too bad, with the exception of the music now and again drowning him out

Spoiler: slight powerlevel

I've done transcription under worse circumstances and with worse subject matter and without the benefit of having recording, where people were sobbing an crying while talking, so his slobbering really isn't too bad

:
1 he is stating that he ahs been talking to the assistant of Katy Perry, some allison or something and that she is really mysterious, 'cloak and dagger'. Only talked through e-mail (obviously a troll)
2 he has a giant beard because it's cold outside (bitch that beard is not giant and that is not why you have the beard)
3 made video to tell katy perry his situation
4 obviously starts about his facial paralysis, that it is such a challenge
5 But he won't let it stop him, but it is a challenge for the entertainment industry, because he has SOOO much talent, but can't communicate it
6 has been trying to reach out to Katy Perry for a year now
7 Best way to 'get into the heart' of an artist is to write a song, so that's what he did
8 NOT for her to do, but for her as a gift
9 took 2 months to write
10 send it to her house, but she had already started her tour, so send her his book
11 make sit sound like an accomplished that he hired someone all the way from indonesia for the drawings in the book
12 Just want her to know he really likes her and her music (seems to start talking in a different tone of voice, like you hear when a boy likes a girl and tells this to her)
13 Says that his intention was for him to write songs for her, but her assistant says that Katy Perry has other people writing her music and has 'unsollicted polciies and stuff'
14 This part is worth transcribing: 'seeing as I probably can't writing music for you and stuff, I was hoping, you know ... I know this is going to sound kinda weird, I don't want to sound weird or stalkerish, but I was wondering if we could meet up sometime (unintelligble) When you came here in november for you concert in Salt lake I tried getting backstage, but they haven't got backstage passes available'
(again doing the shy boy asking a girl out routine)
15 talks about some cheerleader with down syndrom that Katy took to the oscars and he says he knows her, indicates he met her in 2012 when he was a missionary, because he stayed at her grandmothers house in Phoenix
16 'this opened the door for representation (if he uses this as a legal term it makes no sense whatsoever to use it in this context and manner, but we all already know what a legal genius he is) that you'd be open to me and my efforts (last part not entirely clear due to the music). Now I don't want to play the violin and make it a sad story, but I'm not gonna lie to you, my life is difficult and it is made even more difficult now that taylor swift has ruined my life basically and I was just hoping that something could happen between us (I think, only the music is really making this hard) I don't know, I know that sounds weird,(unclear but seems like: that's why I don't want to talk about it) If I were to ask, because I am 5 years younger and sexier haha, I know you're in your early 30s, EVEN THOUGH YOU LOOK 18. I just thought it was cool if someone gives a 100% and who stands out, and who stands out above everybody else, his efforts clear work (not entirely sure of the end of this sentence)
Granted you have a choice, in the end it's all your choice (oh thank you Russell for allowing women to make a choice) I just wanted to make this video, so you would, so that this video could guide you in that choice

Jesus this is more horrifying than I imagined, good god does this guy need some help, or put into some place for the protection of people, because he will clearly go unhinged at some point and either hurt someone or become so fixated that he will stalk that person


Basically he still believes that Taylor Swift has ruined his life, rather than his own choice and his reactions and expectation concerning taylor swift. It is also clear due to his reference of representation as well as the Down syndroms girl that there will certainly be another lawsuit coming if she does not respond and give him sex. Also he clearly sees himself as a complete stud

Spoiler

ANd looking back at what I just spend 20 minutes doing, fuck me I'm autistic, I could've done actual work or some exercise

 

[downloads]

Okay here's the best I could do, I'm really sorry that some parts are incomprehensible, I listened to all the (garbled) bits multiple times and I just can't figure out them out. Some of the words I had to guess at so if anyone has any corrections please post. The tl dr is that I hope Katy Perry has excellent security

Heeeeey Katy!

How are you? Today is December 30th 2017 it's the second last day of the year, I was going to say month but it's almost 2018 can you believe that? Holy Crap! Time has gone fast?

uuu uuu aaa

So uh, I've been talking to your assistant Allison, uh, uh ah, for, you know, and uh very mysterious person, I like that about assistant. She has that cloak and dagger thing going on. And uh um I ah I was (garbled) a video of myself sent to you.

And uh not only just to say hi and uh (garbled) but uh also uh um I uh if you noticed this giant beard mostly because it's really cold outside so uh uh yeah so wearing one of those masks over your face I have a natural mask silly bad joke but uh I uh so yeah!

I made this video for you! To uh show you who I am, and uh and tell you my my situation.

So as you can tell my face is paralyzed I uh have, I was born this way, kind of boring right? And then um kind of walk around like this and uh story car crash (I really cannot understand what he is trying to say here) you know the army or something but no I was born this way so uh not that good of a story but uh you know I can't close my lips and I talk kind of funny and uh even though it is a challenge I don't let it stop me and um but it's a challenge in regards to the entertainment industry um just imagine uh how having so much talent but not able to express yourself

So yeah (garbled) tons of money well first of all all (garbled) your music now and then tons of money only to have them screw it up because either they think it should sound a certain way or uh just can't read music. Uh I had it happened before and uh truly aggravating

So uh I have actually been trying to reach out to you for over a year now um I realize you get tons of fan mail and people write to you all the time and then so I uh um I'm stroking my beard how can I get Katy Perry's attention. And then the idea popped up in my head you're an artist and what better way to (garbled) the heart of an artist write a song. Now I wrote a song for you. Not uh uh let me just clarify not a song for you to do. But a song uh as a gift. You know.

As a gift to make you happy, excuse me. And uh a song called Katy Perry will never have to write another sad song. That's the name of it. And uh it took me about two months to write it all down. And uh I hired some guys and uh they made a really cool song of uh I wrote and uh um I (garbled) production of that (garbled) August and I tried sending I wanted to send it to your house on a flash drive but um I uh didn't um you’d already started your tour in August Aw crap! She won't see it!

And then I kind of held off so I don't know if she'll ever see it now (garbled) sending it so uh I uh um so I decided to um send you my book and from what I understand you like the drawings of my book! I personally didn't do them, I wrote out the storyboard and everything and I hired some guy in Indonesia yeah all the way in Indonesia to uh to you know create(?) everything it took a really long time uh (garbled) patience is a virtue you know.

And but um so yeah so I sent you to get your attention and now that I have your attention I just want I just wanted you to know that I really like you I really like your music you know I've liked you ever since your song it's about 2008 it came out hot and cold. And uh that's such a good song and then um I also like Teenage(garbled) Firework I uh I'm a huge fan of(garbled) Lion and I really like (garbled) basically every song do is (garbled) you did it!

So uh you have that (garbled) um but anyways yeah back to that song you Katy Perry, You Will Never Have to Write Another Sad Song, um I wrote it in the hopes it would (garbled) something (garbled) the dream was to write music (garbled) you but now that your assistant says that um that you have people writing your music and you have unsolicited (garbled) and stuff it's okay but I uh I was kind kind of aware of unsolicited policies so uh I uh um so yeah. I was aware of it so I wrote you that song to ah as a gift to get my foot in the door.

So uh as (garbled) told (garbled) can't write music for you um um I was hoping that I could uh yeah you ha ha I know this is kind of weird and uh I don't want to sound weird or stalker-ish but um I was wondering if we could hang out sometime if that would be cool. And when you came here in November for your concert in Salt Lake I tried meeting you back stage but they didn't have any backstage passes available so um I uh I was I sent a (garbled) to you, for instance I am sure you remember back in 2013 you (garbled) downs syndrome to the Oscars with you, Megan Squire, I actually know her um back in 2012 I was a missionary and I stayed at her grandmother's house in Phoenix. And um they were a really nice family I like them and uh that kind of to me opened a door for (he might say representation here, or presentation) that you'd be open me (garbled) effort to you.

Now uh I don't want to come (garbled) violin and have some sad story. Um. But I (garbled) to you my life is difficult, and it is been made even more difficult now that Taylor Swift has ruined my life (garbled) and and I uh I just really hope something cool (garbled) and that sounds weird but (garbled) talk about it but uh ah you know ha! (garbled) The Oscars ha ha uh aah I'm five years six years uh you, I know you're in your early 30s and uh yeah so I (garbled) 100% stands out and he stands out above everybody else, his efforts should be rewarded.

Granted you have a choice, and it's all your choice and I just wanted to (garbled) this video so you would, so this video would help guide you in that choice. So I uh I hope you read my book or ah it's not a (garbled) I mean ha ha er it's (garbled) as possible. And uh I only have so much material to work with, it's a true story after all. Uh but ah uh I hope that you see this video and it touches your heart and my efforts can be rewarded. And uh talk to you soon. Talk to your assistant. See you, stay class and beautiful. Love you.

 

[Aristophanes]

Looks like Russ had another job interview, only to screw it up.

If only Russ applied this thinking to what the hell he has been doing for the last year.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I sat through the whole thing and still couldn't understand 80% of it and that fucking music didn't help (thanks Russ). Anyone who could fully transcribe this shit would be a god in my eyes.

Working on it. Give me another 15-20 minutes, and I'll have it up.

The music constantly drowning out his speech made this one really hard to understand, but I think I've got it.

ETA: Nevermind, @downloads beat me to it! Seriously, Semper fucking Fi, dude.

 

[DuckSucker]

This is the nectar of the gods for Russphiles. If you can't sit through this, I really don't know why you'd even be interested in reading this thread.

It's because this is like IV autism and cringe. It's like heroin. I dont have the tolerance for it, this thread is for hardcore kiwis only. I got like 2 seconds in and Im laughing and crying and there are so many emotions going on and so much I want to say. How he looks, right out of the gate, how he acts, everything. That sleazy, put on, creepy "Heeeeeeey!" as if they were old friends. And someone said in the transcript he says at one point, "you have a choice. Choose wisely!" which totally isnt threatening or creepy. Definitely not something you expect Jigsaw to say in "Saw 17: Curse of the Sag-Lipped Boglin".

Of course, I knew before clicking the video that it was going to be fucking like 20 minutes long--he did this with his Taylor Swift song, too (I struggled to get through that one, I doubt I could get through this); his song is like 1:30, and he has maybe 20 seconds of extra shit to say, maybe another 1:30 if youre being generous, but he then prefaces it and follows it up with like 20 minutes of talking about himself and his disability, but how he's still totally funny and cool -- to pad it out. Dude get to the fucking point. And he puts his song at the very end of the video too, and just goes "okay bye" and shuts off the video when it's done, which is really awkward and stupid. It comes across as a sales pitch, and I guess it is, but it's more like a "C-" community-college-level speech-class essay, like, the 5 paragraph format they have you do.

The dude is the master of the "Broken Elevator" pitch. He traps you in a corner and breathes his nasty breath on you, literally spitting out his stupid ideas and a ton of other shit, like his history and disability until you literally put a bullet in your brain just to get away.

 

[Spawn]

This is levels of delusion not seen since chris chan. Hell ill say its worse. His celebrity heart sweets wont notice him and if he truly wished to be famous (and had a pair of balls) he'd have flown out to Hollywood by now and have made an effort to be it. Hell with his sad backstory and face if his personality wasnt a narcissistic tool he could have gotten a few sympathy gigs. Hell even then look at Robert downy jr or john travolta they are major narcissists. So even if he was slightly narcissistic but not a stalker then maybe less gigs but at least a couple. But noooope russel is his own worst enemy he destroyed his public image and will end up pennyless on the streets rather soon here then having no gf will be the least of his problems.

 

[Viridian]

Okay here's the best I could do, I'm really sorry that some parts are incomprehensible, I listened to all the (garbled) bits multiple times and I just can't figure out them out. Some of the words I had to guess at so if anyone has any corrections please post. The tl dr is that I hope Katy Perry has excellent security

Wow, he's not even bothering with the flimsy cover story of "I just want to write music for you!" anymore. He's acknowledging he knows about unsolicited works policies and he's instead going straight for the date demand because 'representation' and '100% effort' and blah blah fuck me or you're disability shaming me REEEEEE!

 

[RussMeDaddy]

The way he talks in the video is fascinating (read as: nuclear autism). He's attempting to hide his complete lack of poise, charisma, and self-awareness by talking like a TV character or generally mimicking what he thinks is cool. Oh and playing Roar on repeat, because that will make him easier to understand.

Takeaways from this gift of a video:

-"Imagine having so much talent *gargle* *garble*" Holy god, this is great.

-WAIT IS HIS KP SONG THE SAME AS HIS SWIFT SONG BUT WITH THE NAME CHANGED?!?

-"I like you" lol we know, pal.

-At 8:20-8:30, what's he asking for that's "not like a stalker?" Is he asking to meet or date?

-He just compared himself to a person with Down's. Then he made a vague legal threat. Then he brought up Swift. Then he made a weird advance, followed by ANOTHER threat. What is happening? Is he fucking with us? Is this an Andy Kaufman style gag?

-"My efforts can be rewarded"

-And he closes with "I love you," because of course he did.

In conclusion: My sides are in orbit.

 

[TaylorGreer]

He's really proud of that beard. Lets go over what it takes to reach the greatest thing Russel has ever accomplished:

Step 1: Be male
Step 2: Have a job where nobody cares what you look like or better yet don't have a job
Step 3: Do nothing

Are you still being male? Congratulations you have reached the pinnacle of Russel's life.

 

[Dumbinatrix]

I'm so fascinated with Russ' complete self-assurance that he is in fact, "above the rest" when it comes to literally anything (applying for a job, vying for affection, whatever). I wonder if it's just something he was told a lot as a child and he just never grew out of it, like a bastardization of the "gifted child" syndrome.

Russ, bud, you're not leading the pack. You're not even in the pack. The type of girls you're going for want money or looks or charm, and you have none of the above.

 

[symantec]

Can anyone bear to watch long enough to give us a TL;DW?

Russel is wooing Katy Perry i think, from what i could make out from his lisp, it's worth the watch if you can understand what he's saying.

 

[Russtard]

This is truly nuclear autism. I had to take it in chunks thanks to the Godawful Katy Perry music blaring like a siren. Jesus Christ I have so many questions about this video:

1 he is stating that he ahs been talking to the assistant of Katy Perry, some allison or something and that she is really mysterious, 'cloak and dagger'. Only talked through e-mail (obviously a troll)

Is anyone supposed to know what the fuck that means? He says he likes how "mysterious" her assistant is- how is that a good quality for an assistant to have?

What does he mean "those masks to cover your face?" Like those masks that the Japanese wear to prevent their sick from spreading? How is that relevant at all to what he's saying?

This is the nectar of the gods for Russphiles. If you can't sit through this, I really don't know why you'd even be interested in reading this thread.

If there was no music this would be perfect. With his artard mouth plus the music, I can barely understand a word he's saying.

 

[Nope]

This is truly nuclear autism. I had to take it in chunks thanks to the Godawful Katy Perry music blaring like a siren. Jesus Christ I have so many questions about this video:



Is anyone supposed to know what the fuck that means? He says he likes how "mysterious" her assistant is- how is that a good quality for an assistant to have?

What does he mean "those masks to cover your face?" Like those masks that the Japanese wear to prevent their sick from spreading? How is that relevant at all to what he's saying?



If there was no music this would be perfect. With his artard mouth plus the music, I can barely understand a word he's saying.

He's talking about masks for when it's cold, I think he means a scarf or something and that his beard works as that so that he doesn't need that kind of mask to keep his face warm, he thinks that is a funny joke

 

[proboscis]

It's amazing how easily he falls for obvious catfishing/trolling. In one stroke it's those "evil Kiwi Orchards bastards, gotta be on the lookout" and the next it's "oh this 10 chick is totally hitting on me, I must be a stud" or "Katy Perry's assistant is close to getting me in contact with her". He has these lucid, yet paranoid moments and then just disregards those feelings when china is presented to him.

Also, did he move in with his new roomies? Coz it looks like he's been sleeping under a bridge. Didn't even bother to shower or make himself presentable. Never change Russ.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

It's amazing how easily he falls for obvious catfishing/trolling. In one stroke it's those "evil Kiwi Orchards bastards, gotta be on the lookout" and the next it's "oh this 10 chick is totally hitting on me, I must be a stud" or "Katy Perry's assistant is close to getting me in contact with her".

I was just thinking the same thing. A quick Google search reveals that Katy's assistant's name is Tamra Natisin. If Russ were to read this he wouldn't do a Google search himself, goodness no. He'd just go on FB and declare that Katy has many employees, so Allison has to be real, and that the police are even closer to arresting us jerkwads.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He mentions her "representations", shades of the Swift / Skordas legal bitchslap, but then says it's "her choice".

This blew my mind:

I thought Shitlips' whole "case" was his dancing around representations, as if that created a legal mandate.

But if it comes down to choice, and Shitlips UNDERSTANDS this, then Skordas was wholly right, it's not 'tism, it IS in bad faith, and Russ thinks he can outsmart everyone even though he knows the "case" is meritless.

Also: anyone else notice he wasn't drool wiping as much?

I think the beard is actually his attempt at a drool sponge.

 

[uglytroll4u]

It's amazing how easily he falls for obvious catfishing/trolling. In one stroke it's those "evil Kiwi Orchards bastards, gotta be on the lookout" and the next it's "oh this 10 chick is totally hitting on me, I must be a stud" or "Katy Perry's assistant is close to getting me in contact with her".

Remember when he used to brag about his "research skills" aquired through years on the legal "biz"? Well, a simple Google search would have told him that KP's assistant's name is NOT Allison. ETA: @BhertMern beat me to it.

But she called him "handsome", so that's enough for him to believe.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

This is the nectar of the gods for Russphiles. If you can't sit through this, I really don't know why you'd even be interested in reading this thread.

I totally get where @Arnold J. Rimmer is with this. I love to read about Russ, but I find it very, very hard to watch him perform.

Russ easily understands the many ways facial paralysis makes his life hard for him. He kind of understands that the drool is gross for other people. But he really has no notion at all of the whole painful series of emotions a normie has watching him speak: you're revolted, and then you hate yourself for that because that's so immachure, it's not his fault, so you make a big-ass effort to look past it...and he's all bubbling and foaming and slurping and...god.

Watching Russ makes me hate both of us.

 

[drtoboggan]

I want to nail his drooling mouth shut.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He really is like Chris. He's got ongoing sagas of trolls who are probably coordinated too. Somewhere out there may be a discord server full of a dozen spergs plotting how to lead him this way or that by playing cartoon celebrity-adjacent characters to his facebook and email.