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xenomorph said:
Its Jezals birthday and he gives phil 150 bucks in bits..

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i tend to be a bit of a bleeding heart when it comes to people who are struggling, but at some point (if you honestly believe in all the BS phil spews) you have to realize he's a lost cause

PomegranateKing said:
These are the most likely scenarios. Your thoughts?
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the little a-log in me wants the girlfriend to be DSP's version of annie wilkes
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
This is the voice I imagine whenever I read him claiming that he doesn't mind donating and that Phil needs it more than him.

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Like the scene in "Waiting" when Justin Long's character gets tipped 80$, and is insulted when the guy says he looks like he needs it more than me. Jez is actually insulting Phil every time he tips him.
 
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harbinger said:
What is she going to do? Tie him to the sofa and break his legs so he has to sit there all day playing video games, jerking off between streams?
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*snort* so it seems were on the 14th hour of our marathon with my... lovely girlfriend. i'm not tied to the couch okay? that's just detractor bullshit. also i can't get up because my legs hu- i mean my legs are fine, okay?
 
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Guys, exciting development. I just got back from the future (long story). Turns out Phil was telling the truth about all this soulmate stuff. They get married in the future! I managed to get Phil to hire me as a photographer for the wedding. Now there was an NDA so I can't reveal a whole lot, but I can share this one photo that was inexplicably not covered by the NDA:
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I will answer any questions that I can, but keep in mind that the NDA is selectively restrictive.
 
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Murmur said:
Guys, exciting development. I just got back from the future (long story). Turns out Phil was telling the truth about all this soulmate stuff. They get married in the future! I managed to get Phil to hire me as a photographer for the wedding. Now there was an NDA so I can't reveal a whole lot, but I can share this one photo that was inexplicably not covered by the NDA:
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I will answer any questions that I can, but keep in mind that the NDA is selectively restrictive.
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Good thing you brought up the NDA. Can't let those dirty time cops get you
 
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Murmur said:
Guys, exciting development. I just got back from the future (long story). Turns out Phil was telling the truth about all this soulmate stuff. They get married in the future! I managed to get Phil to hire me as a photographer for the wedding. Now there was an NDA so I can't reveal a whole lot, but I can share this one photo that was inexplicably not covered by the NDA:
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I will answer any questions that I can, but keep in mind that the NDA is selectively restrictive.
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Will Phil livestream his wedding?
 
StylishAcolyte said:
Will Phil livestream his wedding?
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No, Phil was expecting to get SWATed and didn't want to reward the detractors with live video of it happening. Pretty good foresight on his part considering not only did a SWAT team show up, but also the FBI Hostage Rescue Team, and INTERPOL. Luckily there were no casualties.

AmericFront said:
I dunno, dsp isn't bald and he looks skinnier in the pic
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Phil is wearing a toupee. And he is fatter than he looks in this picture, I chose a good angle. I'm a professional after all.
 
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I keep waiting for Phil to reveal his basement where he has the girl chained up and he's made her get a tattoo.

He and Onision should open a cult compound in WA.
 
xenomorph said:
Its Jezals birthday and he gives phil 150 bucks in bits..

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Struggling, the guy has a brand new car, 2 mortgages, mountains of debt and lives with many luxuries where someone with legit financial difficulties wouldn't even pursue. Phil is laughing at how gullible his fanbase is. Phil would make a great lawyer or politician cause he can create a line of bullshit from nothing.
 
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From the Jan 5th prestream...

"... working behind the scenes to see if it's viable and see if arrange [sic] if she can actually move in with me sometime in the month of February , all right? What we're hoping for, because she has a time frame where she has to move out of her place by late February, obviously the sooner the better. The problem is there's a few hoops we're jumping through right now to see if this is even viable. There's a lot of things, ya know, in regards to a lot of different things that have to be done before you can see if you can do a move, stuff like that. Um...*hack up a hair ball*... so we're working on it, all right?"

What are the odds this girl has a criminal record?
 
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Murmur said:
Guys, exciting development. I just got back from the future (long story). Turns out Phil was telling the truth about all this soulmate stuff. They get married in the future! I managed to get Phil to hire me as a photographer for the wedding. Now there was an NDA so I can't reveal a whole lot, but I can share this one photo that was inexplicably not covered by the NDA:
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I will answer any questions that I can, but keep in mind that the NDA is selectively restrictive.
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Does Phil get down syndrome in the future?
 
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