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OneDaySon said:
Its funny how Kiwifarms never got mentioned at all until SoK died and they needed a new source of blame. Suddenly this board did EVERYTHING even though the point of it is to watch. By KG's logic the SoK never existed its always been Kiwi farms.
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He need something that threatens his master and that he can spy on in order to stay close to his beloved master!
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
If by "played" you mean "played until he got stuck 1/3rd the way through, then overlevelled off camera until a toddler could easily beat it". Phil never learned the basics of any of the games, he just grinded (giving him the benefit of the doubt he didn't cheat/download saves etc to do so) until every enemy was trivial. For his Bloodborne playthrough he was nearly level 100 when he beat Shadows of Yharnam who are only the 3rd mandatory boss. Look what happened when he took on a boss he wasn't ludicrously overpowered for when he took on Ludwig.

He's like a child who never learned to ride without stabilisers who fancies himself as a Motocross champion.
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This is powerleveling but i wanna point out that i played the old hunters dlc a full year after it was released and a year after i stopped playing bloodborne entirely, i was on NG+ lower level and worse gear than phil..i was even forgetting the controls during the fight against Ludwig...2 attempts was all it took.

Phils issue in these games is that he never changes his strategy and no amount of overlevelling will save you from that...not every enemy will allow you to hug them and strafe behind them for a backstab.
 
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neger psykolog said:
oh boi:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vidar...darthradeonviking.33539/page-117#post-2942953
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Just so nobody can say that they weren't warned.. It was coming one way or another. Vidar just picked the jackpot number.

Dynastia said:
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This guy said we're acting immature. Fuck this guy. I'm outraged. Fucking offended. My feelings are hurt. I'm going to set up a mass doxing op to full-dox as many random King of Hate forum users as possible (and their extended families) and it's all because of this guy calling us immature.
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Dynastia said:
Some of you are pretty cool don't go to King of Hate forums tomorrow.
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Dragoonism said:
PUBG:
He have really started to went during these streams...

1: 44 (Oh, shit!)
2: 61 (Dam it! I was hoping he wouldnt see me and i was able to run up and sickle him, but... ahahahahahahah... i had no weapon, there was nothing i could do.)
3: 54 (Talks about how Dawsons situation is similare to his jew joke on Blip.tv)
4: 28 (Well, i have no idea where he was and i never got to cover. Fucking sucks! I was heading to that veichle and i got fucked)
5: 52 (WOW!!! A HEADSHOT, he actully killed me with a headshot dood! (He was trying to run the guy over with a car) He must have had a good scope. Holy shit he actully killed me with a headshot dood, goddam!)
6: 58 (Oh fuck, i never even saw him, where was he? I never even saw the fucking guy, Jesus christ man!)
7: 64 (Oh boy, i am having a very, very, very, very, very bad night, i am not getting anything going in any of these games, even the one i killed 3 guys i got owned later on. I can't get anything going dood!)
8: 22 (Where were they? I have no idea! What the fuck man! Dood i have no luck at all tonight, i have zero fucking luck. I have no idea where that guy was, i have no idea. This sucks! This really fucking pisses me off. I just want one really good game man, i have no idea where he was!)
9: 56 (Wow i pressed jump and nothing happened! I pressed jump and i couldnt move! Fuck this game dood, i have had 0 luck tonight, i saw it coming and i tried to jump nothing happened. Thats how delayed they are as soon as i saw it i pressed jump and nothing happened, it delayed.) (He got runned over by a car, it was visible for 5+ sec befor running him over, doubt the delay is that bad!)

In-game:
Continues to bitch about the white circles placement when it is always he who decides to jump out of the airplane as late as possible.
Spends 60 rounds to kille a guy at point blank range in the 5th match and blames the controls for him being unable to aim again!
Chat wants him to drop at the military base, but he claim he dont like early fights, he wanna build up slowly. He just drives around and waits for everyone else to kill eachother for him.
Decides to go for the military base in the 9th match, even when the plane isn't flying near it.

Off-game:
He dont watch sport but if he did he would watch American football.
Worst thing he have ever eaten is squied flowered cracker from Japan.
He do not listen to music at all since he dont have time for it, haven't supposedly listen to music since 2005!
His girlfriend listen to music, but he dont know what music, he will see when she brings her entire music collection with her when moving in.
He dont know what she listen to since she never brought any music with her... Apparently he dont know how to ask a person or she have no phone!

Claim a kid in his school once made a huge sneeze and sprayed snot everywhere, which much have ment he had some condition that his parents didn't care about.

Claim his friend tried to cheer him on to have sex with a passed out girl, twice, but he wouldnt!

Made a tweet about the Shane Dawson being acused for pedophilia and wonder if it have given him some new viewers.
Because he is verified on Twitter all his tweets ends up on top of everyone else and that is why everyone likes his Dawson tweet.
He will talk about what he wrote in the tweet, but he wont bring it up unless someone in stream chat brings it up.
Claim he dont wanna be a guru or political figurehead on twitter but really feel he needed to speak up for Dawson.
He thinks that Dawsons fans will like his tweet because he stands up for the guy.

Compares Dawson being accused of being a pedophile with his career on Blip.tv, refuses to mention how YT kicked him from adsense because he broke their ToS, how Blip.tv saw him as the future of their business and wanted to met with him personaly and then some jealous person informed them about his Nazi jew joke and they kicked him from the site without doing any research and find out he was copying Howard Stern and how the person who reported him went on his forum and bragged about getting him kicked and claimed it was just for the fun of ruining it for Phil.
Claim he made a apology video right away about it, while he actually made a video bitching about it and claiming that anyone who didn't find it funny didnt have a sense of humor at all.
Claims that he is now adult that dont make that kind of jokes anymore, he have grown up and moved on.
Mention how he used to bitch about Minecraft and how it was a shitty game, then played it and completly changed his mind. He doesn't mention how he got paid to play it or how he very quickly dropped it because of views!

He dont care if your a jew or what other race you are.

Calls the internet around 2010, the wild west!
Blames people on the internet for making everything black and white for everyone else.
Brings up USA being allied with the Soviet Union, he calls them Russia, during World War 2, but were enemies during the Cold War as a example of how things can change.

Claim he was huge into FPS games early 2000 when he used to build his own PC, he used to play UT 1-2, Doom, DN, Quake and several others on online mulitplayer.

He now suddently ow a ton of state taxes in the end of january which he will pay with the money he made in december.
If you make more money, you pay more money in taxes!

There is nothing creative content on YT anymore, everything is just toxic there.
Tells people he wants them to give him more money on Twitch so that he can leave YT since he makes nearly no money there. Claim few days ago that YT practilly stood for 50% of his income.
Bitch about how Konami flags his MGS videos and steals all ad revenue and now you make less money on YT and it is why he wanna leave YT.

He have forgot who built his computer and claims that he was ripped off after getting the parts he was told to get. Actully he picked the parts himself, claimed he know how to do it since he used to build computers, paid $3000 for it!

Claimed he got tricked on Ebay 10 years ago, a guy bought a Xbox 360 for $200, then tooked it back when Phil confirmed he had sent the Xbox and Paypal refused to pay him since he hadnt paid for extra protection and the post office refused to bring the package back since it would be a fedral crime.

Has never watched a treet Fighter tournament online.
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My god, has this man ever had an opinion he didn't change?
 
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Plumbaby said:
So DSP's camera and lighting make him look like shit but he literally lives in Seattle so why has he never put up a craigslist ad or something for a person with experience in film to come over and help him fix his setup and show him how to use a green screen and just paid him like, idk, $60? If he just did that or had even one conversation with a makeup artist on how to present himself he'd honestly have at least twice the fanbase
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I am not 100 percent sure but I think he hasn't bought any new camera equipment in many years. That includes webcams or regular cameras. He's using shit from like 2013 or earlier.
 
Freshtodeath said:
Did anyone post the lottery ticket? DSP posted an insta of buying a lottery ticket last night. Nice thing to do when your full time girlfriend is about to move in.
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"guys, okay... you're never going to believe this, ack ack ack *SIGH* okay. so as you may or may not know, I bought a lottery ticket. *sigh* here I am, trying to be pahsitive, because you guys supported me so much I thought how can this go wrong? I've been doing so good, numbers are up, viewz are up... it turns out, *long pause and then a snort* KIWI FARMS rigged the lottery system!"
 
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Plumbaby said:
So DSP's camera and lighting make him look like shit but he literally lives in Seattle so why has he never put up a craigslist ad or something for a person with experience in film to come over and help him fix his setup and show him how to use a green screen and just paid him like, idk, $60? If he just did that or had even one conversation with a makeup artist on how to present himself he'd honestly have at least twice the fanbase
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This is a man that goes days without shaving even when and while his full time girlfriend is coming over. This is a man who tells us when he needs to bathe because it's been days since he bathed. Do you think he cares what he physically looks like?
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
Anyone wanna be a trooper and explain why @Dynastia is being treated as a huge ass deal? Who is he? Why is he relevant?
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Dynastia doxxes people bretty easy, BSV sent death threats to him, gives said Viking a chance to stop being a sped. Dynastia is the reason the subforum got it's new name, since two of the regulars had mail-order brides.
 
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Rare Drop said:
Dynastia doxxes people bretty easy, BSV sent death threats to him, gives said Viking a chance to stop being a sped. Dynastia is the reason the subforum got it's new name, since two of the regulars had mail-order brides.
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Who was the second regular?
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Edit: Found the new Twitter handle.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
I'm interested in watching what unfolds, considering both Phil won't dump his right hand man and Viking won't leave his master's side unless death do them part.
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People thought Leanna wouldn't leave either, until the job happened. Granted I think even if the end result is scorched earth, Phil will somehow walk this off. I'll say this much: It's not even Feb 2018 and it could already could be potentially worse than last year for him.
 
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