Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
TheGreatCitracett said:
Maybe he can be one of those derpy sharks?
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I think it could work. Artist's rendering:
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Russpoleon Greeramite said:
Poor Rusty can’t even keep his lies straight. He claims on FB that he did the whole writing on the wall because he was a “depressed senior in high school”. In his “book”, he says that this was a Senior Prank, a rite of passage. He thought the would be a hero because in his mind he thought school would be cancelled that day & all the students would get a longer Christmas break.
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Dont forget he was also on meds for his tonsillectomy... whatevs...
 
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So he now needs a certain number of likes to explain shit? Fucking hell, I get 15 likes and I'm amazed. I got 71 on pic of my dogs once, for me that's fucking viral. He's alienated everyone except for a few beautiful women, who clearly lust after him, and of course, Katy Perry's agent, who's obviously real and true.

What's the magic number, Shitlips?
 
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Spawn said:
Yknow i wonder if celebrity bodyguards ever get together crack a couple ones and laugh about tards like him?

Also if we are doing mugshots can this be mine?
(Jk no one could ever be as cash as this guy lol)
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Eyebrows on fleek, my friend.

We could flood him with likes, but then aren’t we all in danger of being arrested? Maybe that is part of his master plan-we hit the thumbs up, and the Salt Lake City police fly to our respective states and countries to arrest us! Oh no Russell, we are on to you! Without likes you shall remain-in every conceivable way.
 
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DarkAlien said:
What a fucking asshole, he's basically telling his very few active friends remaining that they arent good enough. FFS
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I chuckle my fucking ass off that he still thinks he’s going to get people arrested. We, the United States, don’t even arrest the bullies that torment kids into completing suicide. It just shocks me how special he really thinks he is.
 
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SO MUCH BAAAAAAWWW!!!!

It never ceases to amaze me how thirsty he is for validation and approval, even of complete strangers across the world who he will NEVER meet in real life. Nor can he comprehend that if he's only getting 15 likes with a following of 1500, that simply means that the content he is producing is simply not WORTH likes? But that would mean admitting he was wrong in his outlook, which we all know is fucking NEVER going to happen.

His last words before his drool-soaked corpse is rolled down the rack to the incenerator will be 'those goddamn Kiwis and Taylor Swift ruined my life!'
 
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