Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Radical Goodspeed]

Oh yeah, I remember all the real and horrific violence of 00's era 4chan.

A van blew up and someone had to buy a dog.

 

[Null]

A van blew up and someone had to buy a dog.

don't forget that time some dude's myspace page got defaced with gay porn and his girlfriend dumped him

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Chelsea isn't a mink. She's more like a komodo dragon. She'll poison prey with how disgusting she is and then relentlessly chase them down until they die.

Well, she's right about being a trashy weasel, at least.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

Chelsea isn't a mink. She's more like a komodo dragon. She'll poison prey with how disgusting she is and then relentlessly chase them down until they die.

One could qualify her as a mink in a post-coital haze about 10 years and 50 lbs ago.

 

[Racist Trash]

Chelsea retweets a cuck who wrote a review (archive) of her book.


He thinks that browsing 4chan as a kid enabled "real and horrific violence"

Every time I see one of these ex-4chan "wow it's horrible" posts it's always from someone who took 4chan serious rather than fun. What these people don't realise is that those sorts of people are the problem because they think they have to do something because they took a shitposting imageboard seriously. They never learned to calm down and stop being a massive idiot and instead shifted the opposite side of the spectrum thinking they are fine because they are "on the right side of history."

 

[Dickens Cider]

they also didn't internalize the "nypa" ideals either. Or lurkmoar. Or any one of several serious pieces of advice that were somewhat intelligent.

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

So she's basically Brianna Wu without the money now.

Figures.

She does have one thing over Wu.

A second X chromosome

 

[Francis York Morgan]

She does have one thing over Wu.

A second X chromosome

It's funny with regards to Zoe and Wu that both have things the other wants. Zoe wishes she had a sugar daddy like Frank who'd just throw money at whatever stupid idea she has at the moment and Wu has the legit connections to push him as a more legit public figure. Zoe, however, will always be able to claim two things that Wu desperately craves - that she's a real woman and that someone finds her sexually attractive.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

He thinks that browsing 4chan as a kid enabled "real and horrific violence"

He's just mad because when 4Chan sees social injustice and decides to protest it with online picketing people actually participate and it makes the news.

Pool's closed. Go home.

 

[Maradontia]

It's funny with regards to Zoe and Wu that both have things the other wants. Zoe wishes she had a sugar daddy like Frank who'd just throw money at whatever stupid idea she has at the moment and Wu has the legit connections to push him as a more legit public figure. Zoe, however, will always be able to claim two things that Wu desperately craves - that she's a real woman and that someone finds her sexually attractive.

Zoe paid for bigger tits. John paid to lose his dick.

 

[Haramburger]

That guy (those guys?) have been riding Quinns dick forever, I think she's even thanked in the credits of Hyperlight for no reason other than 'just cuz'.

not only thanked in credits, this nigga featured her on his fucking podcast back before the book came out:
https://player.fm/series/playscape-los-angeles-130817/playscape-los-angeles-6-zo-quinn

"I'm a dev for Hyper Light Drifter, I could be plugging my game & will be at PAX but I'd rather suck this clit instead"

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Racist Trash]

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Guy is talking about high profile game devs, two unknown slum queens appear and fall over themselves to "add" to the discussion.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

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They have arduously populated and curated their own personal harem of shivering jelly-men and upon looking at their work they wonder, "why am I surrounded by the kind of cowardly, spineless faggots that typically hang around a cartoon villain as comic relief?" but the world does not answer, instead it laughs when Mutley #3864 gets shot out of a cannon into the sun for being a sex creep.

 

[Haramburger]

but the world does not answer, instead it laughs when Mutley #3864 gets shot out of a cannon into the sun for being a sex creep.

I am digging the Wacky Racers reference

 

[Jaimas]

It's funny with regards to Zoe and Wu that both have things the other wants. Zoe wishes she had a sugar daddy like Frank who'd just throw money at whatever stupid idea she has at the moment and Wu has the legit connections to push him as a more legit public figure. Zoe, however, will always be able to claim two things that Wu desperately craves - that she's a real woman and that someone finds her sexually attractive.

Zoe could have had that.

If she hadn't convinced her soyboytoy to accidentally his career.

 

[Water-T]

The only "falling over" that happens around Leigh is when she's had one bottle too many of Wild Turkey.

 

[Ruin]

It's funny with regards to Zoe and Wu that both have things the other wants. Zoe wishes she had a sugar daddy like Frank who'd just throw money at whatever stupid idea she has at the moment and Wu has the legit connections to push him as a more legit public figure. Zoe, however, will always be able to claim two things that Wu desperately craves - that she's a real woman and that someone finds her sexually attractive.

Like Chris and Cole. Cole has the fuckmommy Chris wants but Chris has the fame Cole desperately craves.

Almost makes you think there is a God huh?

 

[Red Hood]

Gamergate was a mistake.

If not for GG no one besides the public VD clinic would know who Zoe is.

 

[Unpleasant]

Gamergate was a mistake.

If not for GG no one besides the public VD clinic would know who Zoe is.

Yes, but then we wouldn't have this thread and all the delicious schadenfreude that comes with it.