Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,599
Besides all of the great points everyone else has made regarding "Katy" and her appearance, tattoos, and choice of footwear, I'm also highly suspicious of the sign she's holding. One of the biggest celebrities in the world sends a personalized greeting to an adoring fan and only writes his name on a cheap poster board? I would expect much more from someone so quirky and bombastic. You would expect it to say something like "Hey Russell, keep roaring!" or "Russell Greer, you're a firework!" Instead we're left with a poster so dull and unimaginative it looks like Dwight Schrute made it.

This one photo has so many red flags that I can't imagine anyone buying it's authenticity. Unless you're a perpetually thirsty bamboon grasping at any straw he can find.
 
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So basically Allison told off Shitlips, or blocked him or something, and now he's heartbroken, so the best way to deal with that is to make another (ANOTHER!!!) video of him crying.

He still seems to think this 'relationship' can be fixed, and that she's a real person.

That lasted less than I thought it would.
 
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Null said:
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Feel free to correct and add slurps:

Hey, Allison. Ummm... I don't understand. I'm just so upset right now. (sobs twice, then crying and sobbing continues throughout the rest of the video as his voice gets more amd more tremulous). Please don't do this to me! I was just looking forward to this!

You don't understand my personal life. You don't understand my family. They're always...they're always...pushing and....you don't understand! (Crying intensifies) So please don't do this to me! Give me a chance, please! I - I just don't know how I feel right now. Please...I....I just can't. I just - feel like I'm going to pass out (or "I jufucking going to pass out")!

*slurp* I just... (loses train of thought). Please I want this to *slurp*. I want this to work out! Please!
Drinkerbelle said:
This has totally made my night! So I wonder if he's been reading here and has realized this is a troll? Or Allison has suddenly flipped and taken away his chance at his.... 4th? celebrity crush?
Ahhhh, either way, it's magical. Thank you @Null !!
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Katy Perry's assisstant has obviously turned against Russell for some reason and is now cooperating with @Null. I can't believe she'd do that!

I'm just upset that Katy's assistant only got a 5 minute crying video compared to Taylor Swift's 30 minute crying video. I knew Russell liked Taylor more than Katy!
 
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Littleblackchyld said:
The vid is down; did anyone save it?
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Vid still works fine for me. I saved a local copy anyway if anyone wants it. And WHAT A VIDEO IT IS!

I am not sure if the catfishing is over or 'Allison' is just slapping the bait a bit before restoring whatever she just yanked away from Crusty. But we shall find out, that much is certain. :-D
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Maybe we shouldn't discuss this on an open forum post, I don't want to ruin the potential epic catfishing here.
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But how else will these geniuses be able to CRACK THE CASE of if Katy Perry is actually holding up signs and paying airfare for Russ???

Edit: I still love you guys and I'm sorry for my rude tone muah muah muah
 
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I take back what I said about Russ fabricating this. I can't believe he actually fell for the same tricks he tried to pull before during his book saga - paying a model to hold a sign and then passing it off as someone genuine.

I am slightly worried this'll be the weening that completely breaks his trust, but I suspect that he'll always believe Allison is truly Katy's agent, just like how he still believes Taylor Olivia was a friend of Taylor (or was Taylor herself). Either way, he'll probably (hopefully?) never go completely underground. Like others have said, he needs the attention.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
You can tell Rusty's about to snap and possibly chimp out. Might end up with a few fractured metacarpals.
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This makes me feel bad for the people he's living with. Imagine asking him what's wrong, and you get some sobbing, slurpy answer about Katy Perry's "agent" being a big ol' meanie. He could very well end up homeless again... and he'll likely blame Katy and Taylor because now they're both working against him!
 
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deadfool said:
I take back what I said about Russ fabricating this. I can't believe he actually fell for the same tricks he tried to pull before during his book saga - paying a model to hold a sign and then passing it off as someone genuine.

I am slightly worried this'll be the weening that completely breaks his trust, but I suspect that he'll always believe Allison is truly Katy's agent, just like how he still believes Taylor Olivia was a friend of Taylor (or was Taylor herself). Either way, he'll probably (hopefully?) never go completely underground. Like others have said, he needs the attention.
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I really believe he's going to keep things public. He does need the attention. With all of the bitching he does about trolls, you would think he would have gone 'friends only' by now. But, the trolls are the only ones giving him real attention. I've been wondering if he's planning on using that as a 'they made me crazy because they bullied me' type thing in future. Because people who are bullied online has been a hot thing lately. I'll even go as far as saying he probably knows the ladies that have been interacting with him lately are not what they seem. He just loves the attention so much that he's beyond the point of caring. I do hope that whoever is pozloading my negholep doesn't make him go quiet, but odds are that's very unlikely. He's so fucking stupid, if he would just set his shit to friends only, it would make it much harder for people to troll him. He knows that, but he needs it. It really is the only attention he gets. Thankfully for us, he's that dumb.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Vid still works fine for me. I saved a local copy anyway if anyone wants it. And WHAT A VIDEO IT IS!

I am not sure if the catfishing is over or 'Allison' is just slapping the bait a bit before restoring whatever she just yanked away from Crusty. But we shall find out, that much is certain. :biggrin:
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@The Un-Clit, it would be for the betterment of humanity to post that BAWWfest here. Please?
 
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