Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[SwattedKat]

Russell is a tough brute man and we're all jealous of his musculature.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I guess only the mind that could see that beard and think "good idea" would be one that could look at that 'gym' photo and think it's impressive.

Then again his forearm seems larger than his upper arm, I guess he has Taylor Swift and Katy to thank for that.

 

[The Dude]

he's got his trousers hiked up to his rib cage like a spindly old man in that 2nd picture

Pretty much all of him looks like a twiggy old man. I wouldn't be surprised if he hikes his pants up like that to avoid looking like a "gangsta thug" (read: nigger).

Lmao this guy really has only one pair of pants, who the fuck dresses up like this for the gym. I always forget he's only 26 because he wears clothes like dads in 80's sitcoms.

Yeah, it's not like sweats, track pants, and shorts are expensive. You can get them at Wally World for $10-$15. Trousers at the gym makes no fucking sense.

And speaking of 80's sitcom dads, I think the only things keeping Crusty from going full Cosby is that he's too weak and scrawny to manhandle a woman, and he's too chicken shit and ignorant to get date rape drugs.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Sweet lawd Jesus, that video. I feel terrible for his roommates, imagine lying in bed trying to nap and hearing your crazy roommate crying and slurping next door to himself. He is also looking more gaunt by the day. I wonder if his family are aware of the full extent of this lunacy.

Its not even 11am and I need a drink after that video and the shower picture.

 

[The Dude]

Sweet lawd Jesus, that video. I feel terrible for his roommates, imagine lying in bed trying to nap and hearing your crazy roommate crying and slurping next door to himself. He is also looking more gaunt by the day. I wonder if his family are aware of the full extent of this lunacy.

Its not even 11am and I need a drink after that video and the shower picture.

To Hell with napping, imagine trying to get laid with that moist, slurping ear rape going on in the next room. That would kill the mood faster than a bucket of ice water getting dumped on you.

 

[SwattedKat]

Dude just close your mouth already.

 

[SwiggitySwooty]

Karlitas Facebook is also currently down.... hmmmmm

 

[theshep]

Then again his forearm seems larger than his upper arm

Certainly not what da Vinci had in mind when he drew the Vitruvian Man.

 

[moorhen]

Arg, so frustrated, I can’t see it. Damn iPhone. Tomorrow...

It’s a very interesting development anyway. So does Riluss know the vid was posted here or is his rant about something else?

Edit: he mentions his parents pushing, according to the transcript, so I bet Allison blamed his parents for something....

If you’re viewing from an Apple product you can download PlayerXtreme and paste in the url to view the video.
Totes worth it

 

[Cilleystring]

Horror, heartache, vengeance

 

[xyrichard]

The best frame would be one from the last 0.5 second. Can you screencap that?

PS did anyone else get the impression he was exagerrating? I saw lots of eye rubbing and hyperventilation but no tears.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Transcript for those of you who can't view the video:

Hi Allison

I don't understand, im just so upset right now

Please don't do this to me, I was really looking forward to this.

You don't understand my personal life.

You don't understand my family.

They're always pushing...and you don't understand.

So please don't do this to me. Please please please.

I just don't know how i feel right now.

Please, I just feel like I'm going to pass out (I think?)

I just...please (unintelligible) I want this to work out. Please.

 

[Cilleystring]

The best frame would be one from the last 0.5 second. Can you screencap that?

They all turned out a bit blurry. This was the best one. Also included one of him looking into the camera

A friend who watched the video last night also brought up the possibility of him exaggerating/ no tears. His roommates must be tripping out after hearing all that nonsense

 

[Kari Kamiya]

 

[downloads]

PS did anyone else get the impression he was exagerrating? I saw lots of eye rubbing and hyperventilation but no tears.

I noticed that. I wondered if he can't cry, like maybe they had to surgically reroute his tear ducts to drain through his nasal passage or he'd be leaking all the time.

 

[Schauma mal]

What is this huge scar on his chest? It looks like he got stabbed. He said that he got surgery as a kid because of his paralysis, but I assume that was on his face.

 

[LiveFromNS]

PS did anyone else get the impression he was exagerrating? I saw lots of eye rubbing and hyperventilation but no tears.

Since most of his face dont work wouldn't surprise me that he cant produce tears either.

I also honed in on that family not understanding comment. I bet they told him to knock off that foolishness about pop stars, brothels, FB likes etc. and get his shit together. And until he does, he is a leper to them.

I must say I never expected a breakdown video from Russell! Goes to show he will snap completely and hopefully end up in a psych ward. He is on the periphery of reality already, but to hear him cry over this, regardless if it was true contact with Katy or just a nice troll, shows he has to be desperately lonely and his delusions are starting to run the show completely. Do you think he is just that dense not to know the truth about this, or just so lonely that those feelings override logic and he cant see the real situation?

Either way, it was a great video!

EDIT: If Allison does reconnect with him again, I'd be interested to hear him explain why "he wants this to work out" so badly? He was pretty much begging at the end of the vid in a way that made it seem that if it didn't work out it was the end of the world.

We know Russ is a man with many facets. I want to know why he was so freaked that he just blew his chance. For him to grovel like that, it must have been something very important to him, like something he has been trying to attain for quite awhile.

So just what is it that he wants to work out? Katy and him having sex, she doing his song, him becoming famous, getting rich, proving his parents/trolls/others wrong? What is the specific thing that he wants to work out? That would be fantastic to hear. In video form! LOL

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Curious if anyone knows the Planet Fitness policy for cell phone use and photography. Some gyms have no photo policy (thank god), but i have no idea WTF PF is about.

 

[downloads]

My theory on his latest break down. That was a picture of Allison the assistant. He reads this thread compulsively and flipped out on her and accused her of pretending to be Katy. She, rightfully, realizes what a lunatic he is and told him to fuck off. He knows he's just burnt his last hollywood bridge and attempts to apologize by blaming his overprotective family.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Link: https://kiwifarms.net/archive/Russell Greer/IMG_4560.webm

that's so pathetic it's almost funny

also if Shitlips wants to get his revenge on me I'll make it easy for him: what he needs to do is give Greater Manchester Police a ring (the number is +44 161 8725050 - though he probably doesn't know how to dial international codes), and tell them to arrest Steve McDonald of Coronation Street, Weatherfield for laughing at him on the internet

if I'm not at home or at work, ask for me at the Rovers Return

it's not like they have anything better to do, and they definitely won't think he's a crank or a timewaster, oh no