Zombiefaceddwarf
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Text book NPD. Russ is his own troll and his biggest enemy.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Congratulations! Your Russell Greer has evolved into Russell Gourd!
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What is this?Well, Russim has a LOT of potential. I'm scared now - it's been his first evening and morning in his new place and there's already been happenings. I am playing this character as faithfully as Russ as I possibly can, one glaring concession I have had to make is that most of his usual online encounters will need to be enacted in sims RL. Improbable, I know, we all know Russ is a coward IRL.
I doubt I'll have the time to collate and edit lulzy material for a video. Perhaps an inspired Kiwi would like to take up this challenge.
I will have to time to complete some 4-chan-esque 'chinman' posts. They'll be' best of' compilations as I don't want to spam up the thread.
Soon.
They did, so it was a battle between selecting Evil or Jealous for Russim, but Evil won out and tied in better with his inherent mean-ness.
First night/morning and already lulz have been had. He cannot afford a laptop or PC now so he spent the evening staring blankly at the T.V. and eating some generic sammich. He's hankering after some Colossal Crunch. Scarily enough, he spent ages just staring at the T.V. with his cold, dead eyes. His food remains mostly unntouched.
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Next morning and he's feeling the need for mischief. He steps outside and lo and behold! 9's and 10's are out running right past his house!
Unable to believe his luck, he calls over one woman who simply runs on - so Russim chases her up the street until he catches up to her.
At first he can't even look in her eyes, so he drools over her legs and breasts.
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Within 30 seconds, Summer has him sussed out and gets defensive. Did she bring her rape alarm on today's run?
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To my great sorrow, I missed an epic happening. Just before this pic in which Russim is pissed off with Summer's disgust and told her someone she knew had died (it's just a prank bro!), a Chad had run up behind and past Russim and Summer's eyes followed the Chad as he ran away. When Russim noticed this he straight up had a temper tantrum and got MAD.
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Summer has had enough of his bullshit and stomps off, and if looks could kill Russim would be a corpse already. Maybe he shouldn't have jeered at her and mocked her clothes. Who knew?
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After this encounter he tried to hit up 2 other women. The second one he alienated within 30 seconds of gameplay and the third was fairly tolerant until he sperged out at her disinterest and he joked about her clothes and shouted at her (or should that be sprayed at her?).
So in summary:
Russim spent the evening staring blankly at the T.V. while he fanatasized about ??????? in a state of perma-anger. He turned away the welcome wagon that showed up at the door - it was dudes, he's not hecking gay, alright?! He chased one woman on her run, told her someone she knew had died when she failed to show interest in him, and then alienated two other woman in the space of ten minutes of gameplay...
EDIT* Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
RustyNail(her)
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Russ' conversations make it clear that he's a total asshole. Like the video ALMOST made me sad for him because now people are tampering in his shenanigans, but if you can't help him in a way he wants (e.g. fame, sex, etc) then you're just garbage in his eyes. That's going to lead him right into the arms of the worst people and away from people trying to actually help.
Bamboon McDrool
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This person is retarded.
I told him about it. He was on the fence about if it was a troll or really Katy Perry.
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RustyNail(her)
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So what some people died like 200 years ago this was the lawsuit of the CENTURY.
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What if Russ was karlita?
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That certainly seems like something that a normal and well-adjusted human being would wear.
Also, it goes back to Russ' tendency to tell half-truths.
"I work in a law office..." in the mail room.
"Taylor Swift got sued..." but the case was dismissed because it was frivolous and crazy.
I know it's been said, but man, his beard is so gross. Like, if he would take a *little* bit of time to take care of it, it would look better, and probably make him look a little bit more like a normal person. But nope, he's apparently going for "insane grizzled hobo."
I actually find it really interesting. Those are typically pretty feminine colors. I would think that Russ would want something more gender-neutral in order to sell to as many people as possible. I suspect that in his head, he's picturing an army of gorgeous college-age girls (who, of course, are all offering Russ free sex,) strutting around in them while Taylor Swift seethes with jealousy.
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Somebody playing the Sims as Russ.
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Russ was reduced to groveling because he is convinced if a celebrity in the biz pays attention to him he will be TOTALLY REDEEMED and it will prove everyone who has tried to give him caring, sane advice was totally wrong and he Russell has proven himself right! And being right and superior is paramount to everything else.
He felt his redemption was within reach with Allison, he was so close to being able to call his family and screech “see I was right, I’m now valuable and more important than you, you were all wrong and I was so right, hahaha I told you so!” He would also do the same on SM and it would be his most glorious moment right up until Katy Perry marries him and they become pop star royalty together.
His family has been “pushing him” to cut this creepy shit out and get real mental help, he’s having a harder and harder time justifying his insanity to them and if KP would just fly him out to LA they would stop pushing and have to admit how right and smart and heroic Russ was all along and how remorseful they are for ever doubting him.
It’s a narcissists wet dream and he thought he was this close to it becoming a reality, hence his shameless begging.
He felt his redemption was within reach with Allison, he was so close to being able to call his family and screech “see I was right, I’m now valuable and more important than you, you were all wrong and I was so right, hahaha I told you so!” He would also do the same on SM and it would be his most glorious moment right up until Katy Perry marries him and they become pop star royalty together.
His family has been “pushing him” to cut this creepy shit out and get real mental help, he’s having a harder and harder time justifying his insanity to them and if KP would just fly him out to LA they would stop pushing and have to admit how right and smart and heroic Russ was all along and how remorseful they are for ever doubting him.
It’s a narcissists wet dream and he thought he was this close to it becoming a reality, hence his shameless begging.
Zombiefaceddwarf
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I hope not, I've written her a song and sent her a Starbucks gift card!
Here you go, converted to mp4 and uploaded to mixtape.moe;
https://my.mixtape.moe/pbvecg.mp4
Russ appears to have bounced back from that painful and tearful episode as only a true narcissist can. And ultimately, it's all Taylor Swift's fault, hence the t-shirts.
Pony Horn
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He's going to have to sell a lot of those shirts to make up for his lost paralegal career.
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There could be a niche KF market for these shirts, at least better sales potential than his books. How many opportunities do we get to own an autistic souvenir of one of our favorite cow’s epic flights of stupidity?
If saw someone wearing that shirt out in the wild I’d immediately go over, buy them a drink to get them to spend the next hour laughing about Russ with me.
People buy shirts advertising their favorite video games, bands and movies...why not favorite lolcow too?
Take my money now.
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Some endgame that, going through 5 years of "higher education", lawsuits and alienating everyone around him to end up designing shitty t-shirts in MS paint.
xyrichard
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I'll turn over the Allison account to whoever agrees to archive it for this thread. There's a lot of emails so it's not a small job.
If no one volunteers I'll do it myself when I'm sufficiently bored.
If no one volunteers I'll do it myself when I'm sufficiently bored.
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Please just use the same site Russ used and make an identical t-shirt if you insist on burning your money. At least that will have the added bonus of annoying him.
And for a guy who bitches about his mental health issues to get sympathy, Russell sure loves to use it as an insult.
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I finally saw the video. Ha! Russ really believed in that catfish.
I don't know what to think about people pretending to be Russ's friend while badmouthing him here. Seems like you should pick one. I am a big adamant "don't pozload my negholep" believer though, which is why I like this forum above all others, and why I hate YTT and others where weening is their specialty, and they have ruined a lot of good cows by doing it.
If you have sympathy for these cows, not sure this is the place for you. Thinking this is some kind of "long con" shows you don't really understand that there are people out there who behave like this their whole lives - just look around this forum some more. They can't be helped and don't want your help or friendship. They live solidly in the delusions they have created to survive and will protect those delusions with all their heart. The worst thing you can do is try to talk them out of it. They'll never believe it and you might push them past the breaking point. JUST WATCH.
Russ is not some guy we should expend our sympathies on - he's a zoo creature that we get to watch. When you get into the cage with him, then you are risking yourself too. If and when he gets therapy and decides to get better (if that is even possible) then he'll not post (as he shouldn't) and we can turn to somebody else. But for now. he is fair game and I don't really think it's cool to post here against him while whispering sweet nothings in his ear on his page. JMO
I don't know what to think about people pretending to be Russ's friend while badmouthing him here. Seems like you should pick one. I am a big adamant "don't pozload my negholep" believer though, which is why I like this forum above all others, and why I hate YTT and others where weening is their specialty, and they have ruined a lot of good cows by doing it.
If you have sympathy for these cows, not sure this is the place for you. Thinking this is some kind of "long con" shows you don't really understand that there are people out there who behave like this their whole lives - just look around this forum some more. They can't be helped and don't want your help or friendship. They live solidly in the delusions they have created to survive and will protect those delusions with all their heart. The worst thing you can do is try to talk them out of it. They'll never believe it and you might push them past the breaking point. JUST WATCH.
Russ is not some guy we should expend our sympathies on - he's a zoo creature that we get to watch. When you get into the cage with him, then you are risking yourself too. If and when he gets therapy and decides to get better (if that is even possible) then he'll not post (as he shouldn't) and we can turn to somebody else. But for now. he is fair game and I don't really think it's cool to post here against him while whispering sweet nothings in his ear on his page. JMO