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No one's gonna save Max from the beast about to strike.
Grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal his doom.
Grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal his doom.
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BRACE YOURSELF KIWIS. THE BIG EXPOSE JUST HIT
http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_a...-assault-allegations-and-silence.php#comments
and its......ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
Seriously. Every one of my suspicions of this just being a blogger/journo shitfit about Landis vaguely mocking their Sacred Cows in the past just got an extra heaping spoonful of evidence, since the entire fucking expose is literally "oh we cant PROVE he is a mass rapist (fack you jew lawyers) but he was totally obnoxious to these obnoxious people so lets just assume that he is" based on media people whining and gossip.
Even the fucking comments of this shitty feminist blog are all trying to spindoctor this shit with crap like "oh well he was being EMOTIONALLY abusive and thats basically the same as rape so he is still essentially a rapist" which should indicate how fucking shaky the foundation of this whine campaign are.
Also exact quote
"Nobody is required to give us, the public, any sort of “proof.” But also remember that innocent until proven guilty is reserved for a court of law"
Or to put it another way, "MAX LANDIS IS A RAPIST BECAUSE WE SAY SO! NO PROOF IS NEEDED JUST TREAT HIM AS A RAPIST!"
http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_a...-assault-allegations-and-silence.php#comments
and its......ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
Seriously. Every one of my suspicions of this just being a blogger/journo shitfit about Landis vaguely mocking their Sacred Cows in the past just got an extra heaping spoonful of evidence, since the entire fucking expose is literally "oh we cant PROVE he is a mass rapist (fack you jew lawyers) but he was totally obnoxious to these obnoxious people so lets just assume that he is" based on media people whining and gossip.
Even the fucking comments of this shitty feminist blog are all trying to spindoctor this shit with crap like "oh well he was being EMOTIONALLY abusive and thats basically the same as rape so he is still essentially a rapist" which should indicate how fucking shaky the foundation of this whine campaign are.
Also exact quote
"Nobody is required to give us, the public, any sort of “proof.” But also remember that innocent until proven guilty is reserved for a court of law"
Or to put it another way, "MAX LANDIS IS A RAPIST BECAUSE WE SAY SO! NO PROOF IS NEEDED JUST TREAT HIM AS A RAPIST!"
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They were so desperate for content that they even included the clown horn. He honked at them! Max Landis honked a clown horn at people! 
Spellskite
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What a shitshow. They've been "investigating" this since October 19th and they still haven't come up with anything more than "I know someone who knows someone" vague-tweeting. Clearly the new Woodward and Bernstein. Your average Kiwi is better at investigating things than people that get paid to be journalists. 
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What a shitshow. They've been "investigating" this since October 19th and they still haven't come up with anything more than "I know someone who knows someone" vague-tweeting. Clearly the new Woodward and Bernstein. Your average Kiwi is better at investigating things than people that get paid to be journalists.
I'm sure Blowy Zoe will show up any time with her hard drive with folders full of rapists.
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I think the lesson to be learned here is if you want to be a rapist, just have the right politics and you are ok.
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"My dad wasn't a director, AND IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Whatever you think of Landis, his professional detractors are scummier than him. Hollywood is such a cesspool of jealous hacks.
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She’s quoted extensively in the article. She’s basically the only real source.
IrishGuy088
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wow
This part in particular: "So is Max Landis an entitled, damaging bully? It sure sounds that way. Hell — so was Weinstein!"
It's a leap like Homer Simpson attempting to jump Springfield Gorge.
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I searched to see if this had already been posted but didn't see that it had.
Max Landis once wrote an SCP entry. That means some minor cow crossover (the new entries are generally pretty stupid and the "leadership" is exceptional), but I didn't see any spergery or whatever.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2137
Essentially it's ghost detective Tupac who solves crimes from beyond the grave through music.
Max Landis once wrote an SCP entry. That means some minor cow crossover (the new entries are generally pretty stupid and the "leadership" is exceptional), but I didn't see any spergery or whatever.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2137
Essentially it's ghost detective Tupac who solves crimes from beyond the grave through music.
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If this is the best these idiots could come up with after wanting his blood for months, then Max really isn't guilty of anything more than being a spergy asshole. Also, Max might have a couple of friends in high places (or one bloodthirsty lawyer) given that they didn't bother faking a case against him and that's not exactly beneath some of the crew here (like Zoe).What a shitshow. They've been "investigating" this since October 19th and they still haven't come up with anything more than "I know someone who knows someone" vague-tweeting. Clearly the new Woodward and Bernstein. Your average Kiwi is better at investigating things than people that get paid to be journalists.
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That description makes it sound like the absolutely shitty SCPs that exist now. Pretty much anything with more than 3 digits in it is shit, and anything post 2000 is guaranteed garbage.
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So im pretty sure that nobody else has mentioned it before, but the first screen play that max landis wrote was a 436 page sequel to the Super mario bros. movie.
http://www.maxlandiswrites.com/super-mario-world/
To put it intoperspective the screen play would take up roughly 10 hours of on screen time, a very loose plot synopsis is that after the events of the first movie luigi goes back to the real world and mario decides to become a drugs/weapons dealer traveling between the two worlds before just becoming a murderous warlord because being in the mushroom kngdom gives humans super powers and he takes a bunch of drugs. Luigi and daisy go into the mushroom kingdom to try and stop/save mario but end up getting luigi killed, the donkey kong characters get introduced and theres basically a turf war between the mushroom kingdom and donkey kong isles. Meanwhile kirby saves luigi because its his job to help out and protect those pure of heart(or something similar). A big bad guys is introduced that makes everyone else join forces including the luigi and the kongs and everything ends on a happy? note.
There was a video summarizing the script but i cant find it anymore.
http://www.maxlandiswrites.com/super-mario-world/
To put it intoperspective the screen play would take up roughly 10 hours of on screen time, a very loose plot synopsis is that after the events of the first movie luigi goes back to the real world and mario decides to become a drugs/weapons dealer traveling between the two worlds before just becoming a murderous warlord because being in the mushroom kngdom gives humans super powers and he takes a bunch of drugs. Luigi and daisy go into the mushroom kingdom to try and stop/save mario but end up getting luigi killed, the donkey kong characters get introduced and theres basically a turf war between the mushroom kingdom and donkey kong isles. Meanwhile kirby saves luigi because its his job to help out and protect those pure of heart(or something similar). A big bad guys is introduced that makes everyone else join forces including the luigi and the kongs and everything ends on a happy? note.
There was a video summarizing the script but i cant find it anymore.
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So basically, Max Landis is an autistic person being victimized and bullied by ableist neurotypical scum.
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This sounds like something from the desk of Moviebob.
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So I take it the Max Landis sexual harassment stuff was an absolute nothing burger?
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It's outlined in detail on the last page, and it reminds me that the only people who are really harmed by this are the sorts of effeminate spaz boys who give this movement credence. I remember they came out with some shit on Andy Dick, and he more or less went "yeah, so?" and it went away. Same with Charlie Sheen, if you just put yourself out there as a crazy degenerate it seems to roll right off. This is why Aziz Ansari will be taken down, he's the type of guy who would apologize for being falsely accused.
I unironically enjoy watching Dirk Gently and I thought Bright was a fun movie so maybe I'm more sympathetic than I should be, but he always struck me as a guy who's way less PC than he lets on. I think I saw a video about him discussing gender differences or something, so even though he has the worst Tumblr hair of all time there's still something deep down telling him these hooers shouldn't be trusted.
This is everything I hate about modern movies made by autistic nerds who loved the originals. You take some pretty cool franchise and add a drop of concentrated Seth Rogen into it and this is what you get. "What if you did like... a Pixar movie but it was like.... What if The Incredibles had them fucking and swearing and killing people in it?"
These are the Patton Oswalt types, the ones who give way too much of a shit about geekdom. It's the exact same thing that happened to Sonic, but for some insane reason it's culturally acceptable. Yeah let's take Super Mario, but let's make it dark and fucked up. Let's take something designed for kids and peel the layers back until it's not fun anymore. This happens all the time in comics. "What would happen if Superman went insane?" "What would happen if Captain America raped a dog?" Yes Garth Ennis, thank you for your zombie comic except they rape babies with hammers.
It's all tribute content made by the people who wore army jackets in high school.