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If you really had to who would you sex?


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Are you seriously implying that they were speaking the truth when they called 50% of American girls sluts, and suggested that if a girl has had partners prior to you, then she isn't capable of loving you? I feel you on your disgust for the latter stuff in your post, but how is the first screencap not also repulsive?
@DarkTriad seems to be a neoreactionary who thinks that wimmins should be married off at 7 or 10 and gets butthurt when people call his ideology dumb, judging by his post and rate history.
 
I was reading some old Stephan King short stories over breakfast and I noticed an old story he wrote in the mid eighties called I Know What You Want. It's about a college girl who meets an awkward unkempt boy named Ed who seems to know exactly what she wants and everything about her. He asks her out but she already has a boyfriend so she turns him down. Later on her boyfriend dies in a freak accident and Ed reappears to comfort her so she agrees to go out with him. Later on she discovers that he's psychic killed her boyfriend and has been manipulating her to love him.

Check out Ed's dialogue after she confronts him near the end of the story.

"You don't know what love is Beth, I've loved you since the first time I saw you over seventeen years ago. Could Tony say that? Of course not, it's never been hard for you. You're pretty, You never had to worry about wanting or needing or being lonely. Never had to come up with alternative ways to get what you wanted. There was always a Tony to give you what you wanted. All you had to do was smile and say please."

Incel mad about Chad before the mainstream internet was even a thing.
 
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I was reading some old Stephan King short stories over breakfast and I noticed an old story he wrote in the mid eighties called I Know What You Want. It's about a college girl who meets an awkward unkempt boy named Ed who seems to know exactly what she wants and everything about her. He asks her out but she already has a boyfriend so she turns him down. Later on her boyfriend dies in a freak accident and Ed reappears to comfort her so she agrees to go out with him. Later on she discovers that he's psychic killed her boyfriend and has been manipulating her to love him.

Check out Ed's dialogue after she confronts him near the end of the story.

"You don't know what love is Beth, I've loved you since the first time I saw you over seventeen years ago. Could Tony say that? Of course not, it's never been hard for you. You're pretty, You never had to worry about wanting or needing or being lonely. Never had to come up with alternative ways to get what you wanted. There was always a Tony to give you what you wanted. All you had to do was smile and say please."

Incel mad about Chad before the mainstream internet was even a thing.
Yeah, I mean theres always been guys like that. I'd imagine even in ancient Rome there was some equivalent of the incel. The difference is that before the internet, there was never an outlet for them to organize into a "community" and feed off each other's filth 24/7 in an online echochamber. In pre-internet times, an "incel" either eventually found a girl similar to him, or he died lonely, but without the echochamber, he'd be unlikely to rise to villainesque levels of exceptionalism like these guys.
 
I was reading some old Stephan King short stories over breakfast and I noticed an old story he wrote in the mid eighties called I Know What You Want. It's about a college girl who meets an awkward unkempt boy named Ed who seems to know exactly what she wants and everything about her. He asks her out but she already has a boyfriend so she turns him down. Later on her boyfriend dies in a freak accident and Ed reappears to comfort her so she agrees to go out with him. Later on she discovers that he's psychic killed her boyfriend and has been manipulating her to love him.

Check out Ed's dialogue after she confronts him near the end of the story.

"You don't know what love is Beth, I've loved you since the first time I saw you over seventeen years ago. Could Tony say that? Of course not, it's never been hard for you. You're pretty, You never had to worry about wanting or needing or being lonely. Never had to come up with alternative ways to get what you wanted. There was always a Tony to give you what you wanted. All you had to do was smile and say please."

Incel mad about Chad before the mainstream internet was even a thing.

I think incels have always been with us, only that with social media and suchlike there's more chance for them to affirm each others' delusions.
 
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And the bouncer's name? Albert Einstein.

Also, didn't "Saint" Elliot Rodger used to dump drinks on women who weren't attracted to him, according to his manifesto at least?

Double posting, don't care, so sue me. It's like I can't stop going onto Incels.me and capping the cringeworthy bollox they come out with.

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And the bouncer's name? Albert Einstein.

Also, didn't "Saint" Elliot Rodger used to dump drinks on women who weren't attracted to him, according to his manifesto at least?
Even worse than just any drink, Elliot was known to throw coffee on girls who he thought looked at him wrong, or on couples he didn't appreciate seeing. He did it on multiple occasions. I mean, that's potentially some felony assault shit right there. I dunno if he ever gave anyone serious burns or not though.

But back to these guys - wow... bragging about sexually exploiting a drug addict. There is no rock bottom for them. Also he mentioned "incelqueers," which confused me because I didn't think gay incels were a thing, at least not as a group, but then I realized he's probably just trying to cleverly insult their archnemesis "inceltears," right?
 
They've been recycling the daughter thing for a while, but that is not the original copy pasta. They actually shut the old subreddit down over it one day.
 
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wtf - this logic about daughters makes it sound like they literally want to fuck their own daughters and have them all for themselves. They're probably too dense to realize how implicit that is through that argument though. Hell, I wouldn't be that shocked if some actually are aware and think there's nothing wrong with it.
 
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