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Tommy Wiseau for president 2020
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I didn't know people from... where the fuck is this motherfucker even from?
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it's been confirmed that he is from outer space
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he made the best movie ever called the room
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Crudely whipped up a thing. Feel free to add to it or fix it.
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President Tommy: "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, NORTH KOREA! Get out, get out, get out of my LIFE! Don't touch me, motherfucker!"
Red phone rings: "Mr President, the North has just sent 12 nuclear missiles towards Guam and Hawai'i. We only have a short window of opportunity to react. It's your call, Mr President..."
President Tommy: "Ha ha, what a story, Mark. Anyway, how's your sex life?"
Red phone rings: "Mr President, the North has just sent 12 nuclear missiles towards Guam and Hawai'i. We only have a short window of opportunity to react. It's your call, Mr President..."
President Tommy: "Ha ha, what a story, Mark. Anyway, how's your sex life?"
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I did not grab her by the pussy, it's not true. It's bullshit. I did not grab her by the pussy. I did nahht. O hai 'merica.
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Still would have been an easy win against Hillary.
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As it stands I wouldn't be surprised if you yanks voted for fuckin' Big Bird.
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I love this. I love this SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much.
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God dammit how did you know?
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That's bullshit. Now Kermit the Frog/Gonzo on the ticket...we'll talk.God dammit how did you know?
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I can't wait to see his birth certificate.
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The best part of this, is that if the Many-Worlds Interpretation is true, somewhere on a version of our planet, this is an actual broadcast to the American people by the True and Honest President Tommy Wiseau.
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Oddly enough that's the same world where he is a vampire with a flying car.The best part of this, is that if the Many-Worlds Interpretation is true, somewhere on a version of our planet, this is an actual broadcast to the American people by the True and Honest President Tommy Wiseau.