DSPahsitiv - Everyone is good at something.

[HansGruber]

@Grumbles if I could shower you in trophies and medals I would you glorious bastard.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

His Dark Souls tihydp brought me untold joy that no other play through could. He can be entertaining, even if he is the butt of the jokes.

 

[Shizuka]

He's good at snorting right into the mic, then ask "Sound gud?"
Also good at fingersniffing.

 

[shilly_mays]

He's good at making himself sound good. If you just watch his streams without doing any research, he seems like he's just some innocent guy being "bullied" online.

This was my first impression of him. He has a weird charisma when he's presenting twisting facts that makes me see how someone could fall for his bullshit if they
1. Already liked him
2. Didn't bother to do a shred of research on what he's saying.

Even people outside of his fan base, like family for instance. People so outside the realm of his little world, I could see how they'd just blindly accept what he's saying as truth.

 

[Hiragana]

Phil knows his limits and can admit to them.
"Nothing I could do."

 

[HansGruber]

He can close a case with one piece of shaky evidence and zero follow through.

 

[SpicyTit]

DSP has maxed speech trait 100/100 irl.I never seen someone who can talk over and over so long-impressive.Charisma is 8/10 also.

 

[Sadge-itarius]

DSP is truly omniscient, as he never gets into detractor drama but knows the problem extensively.

Intelligence: 99

 

[HansGruber]

He... actually tells the truth? What the fuck happened tonight?!

 

[BIgBadWolf]

Even if he claims otherwise, he makes a great clown. Always finds a way to make me laugh.

 

[AdrenalineSydePhil]

He's great at being unintentionally funny. If I could get a job watching Cooking with the King videos 8h/day, I would take minimum wage for it and be happy.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

He's great at being unintentionally funny. If I could get a job watching Cooking with the King videos 8h/day, I would take minimum wage for it and be happy.

 

[PoopMagnet]

Phil cannot be killed, he cannot be stopped, he cannot be tamed.

"Listen. Understand. That DSP is out there. He can't be reasoned with, he can't be bargained with. He doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are donating."

 

[Kamatsubu]

Phil's humor has me in stitches every time he reads straight out of the AVGN "how to string curse words together" playbook.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

"Gee, I want to support Phil and I understand that I can cheer, sub, or tip Phil *SnooooorT*, but i wonder which way helps Phil the most?"

---said no-one ever

 

[CausticMinory]

Phil is a better magnet for autism than anyone I've ever seen. Be it fan, troll, friend, or "enemy" most of the people associated with him bring more lulz than his boring streams do.

 

[PoopMagnet]

I'll genuinely give Phil this; when he makes up his mind on something*, he will stick to it; fans or detractors opinion be damned.

* excludes anything outside the realm of playing games and begging for money; so everything else in life.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I revived the dead! This topic is as dead as Phil's pahsitive sides.
However, there is something I was always kinda impressed of: His ability to create so damn much videos.

Sure, there are some objective objections which ranks it down. It's easy to create a shit ton of khantent if/when...
... there is no editing.
... there is no effort in any way.
... there is no thought given for possible entertainment.
... the commentary is basically a guy who says some shit from time to time.
... the mentioned player is a money-whore.

This guy could have got khantent for AGES if he wouldn't upload everything on the same day as he recorded it (I would guess he does this because it looks like it). He could have many many multiple LP-projects at the same time if he released just 1 Episode of each game per day. I would shit myself with this ability in pure joy! But nope - he fucks up even this tiny pahsitive thing. Because he likes money.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil is basically a non religious video game based televangelist. If he said the stock market was crashing because gays were legally allowed to get married, his fans would believe it 100% and give him money to fight the detractors.

 

[Darksydepickle]

Well... I think that Phil had a single crowning moment of funny, albeit it was born out of being an idiot.

When he got so tired of people telling him that he could upgrade his weapons in God of War and, simply out of spite, proceeded to beat the game without upgrading anything.