this is the best vindication DSP could've asked for, holy shit
Hi Phil,
My name's Josh. I run the Kiwi Farms. I love drama. I also really fucking hate being lied to.
I should explain I have no beef with you and just conduct my website. It's my business. When people have an interesting story, I attempt to verify it. Being wrong makes the site look bad. Truth is always more fun than fiction.
The escort story had steam to it because the escort identity had tweets mentioning you going back 4 years, before the first TIHYDP. The escort profile itself had its identity verified by a 3rd party. Every single thing they said was impossible to disprove, but it fell apart in January. When she claimed, and no one believed, you had raped someone. That threw her entire story off balance and people began looking for what was going on. The problem was, no matter what holes we found, the original evidence was solid. There was DEFINITELY a long-running escort profile, and that escort's involvement in DSP fandom had roots all the way back to 2014.
The truth? You ready for this? Sitting down?
You were right. They were professional catfishers. A husband/wife Dutch couple using random girl's pics to get money and amazon wishlist items. They were genuine fans of yours in 2014 but turned detractor, then decided to use their extensive catfishing profile against you. I don't know if they were just fucking with you or trying to extort you, but their scam has been thoroughly destroyed and tied back to their real identities.
I know you don't want to visit my site, so this is an archive of the full details on a 3rd party site. It totally exonerates you.
https://archive.is/lbs08
Cheers big ears,
Josh