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There really is nothing that's too sick to Jumbo.
Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy - child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, Fat as hell, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302
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And of course he takes that as a compliment when it could just as easily be sarcasm.
After all, there's no way in hell his micro-dick is anywhere near sizeable. Hell he says on Reddit that when he fucks a woman he always falls out. That's because his dick is too fucking small, that coupled with his massive gut probably means he's only able to get the head in.
Look there's facts and then there's facts. If you're always falling out, you have a small dick. Case closed.
HighwayOverpass
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I really can't see anyone using "sizeable dong" as an actual compliment.
but then again, if it's a pedo discord it's safe to assume that it's a whole commune of microdicks so anything larger than a toe is "sizeable" to them.
but then again, if it's a pedo discord it's safe to assume that it's a whole commune of microdicks so anything larger than a toe is "sizeable" to them.
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For anyone interested, here's the screencap of him whining to a random stranger that he's physically incapable of having penetrative sex:
His gut is definitely a factor. Here's a recent pointless description of how he enjoys his completely unseasoned, baked "steaks" (chuck roast) with ketchup and a "sauce" made of "parmesan cheese" (sawdust) and "cooked blood" (saline solution from his dollar store meat). Jack Scalfani probably wouldn't even touch that shit.
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He's either lying about cooking the steak medium rare when he goes out and he's only trying to look cool or he's just easily led.
Way back, before it was deleted, he had some videos and one was called "Covfefe and well done steak" or something like that. He had a bit of a spaz out with somebody in the comments before he deleted all the comments and then deleted the video because he realized he was being a spaz.
He's a big Trump supporter. He's gotten angry when somebody made an unflattering statue of the man in the nude with a micro-dick and he's defended the well done steak. He admitted that this is how he liked his steak and how he'd dip it in ketchup. So because he liked it and Trump liked it, it had to be good. When the other guy said that medium-rare was the way to have it and I dare you to find a person who cooks steaks for a living that has it done more than medium Jimbo said he didn't care and what was the problem with eating it like that?
And is anybody else surprised that he'll eat an entire chuck roast in effectively one sitting? Well he eats half of it, takes a shit to make more room, and then after specifying that he "thoroughly washes his hands" goes back to finish it. There's a reason he's so fat.
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His stated reasoning for liking Trump so much is that he's "kind to his haters" or something along those lines, which indicates to me that he has literally never seen the news, or Trump's twitter for that matter, for at least the past two years.
The real reason that he loves Trump is that it's easy for him to empathize with a bald fatso who eats nothing but garbage all day while shitposting in simple English. The sexual assault allegations against the president likely bolstered his affinity, as well.
I recognize this might be borderline off-topic, but that's my speculation.
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How does one prepare to be blind lmao
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My money's on Jimbo stumbling around his room once a week for twenty minutes with a blindfold on and thinking he's the next Daredevil.
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Well, he's gotta be prepared for an inevitable minivan key to the eye from a fourth grader's protective mother.
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I wonder what James' idea of a date is. Does he at least bother to take them to KFC or does he just take them to his bedbug-infested basement bunker and rape them?
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I laughed out loud at "your date reveals they've researched you online." Apparently he only hires whores too stupid to find out that he raped a child (until he inevitably blurts it out while professing his love to them two hours into the "girlfriend experience")
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I'd be impressed if he could get a first date let alone a second one
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Like CWC, he likely thinks a meal for two at McDonald's is romantic.
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That list...
His only two dealbreakers is people finding out about his past and being jealous of past boyfriends. He will put up with anything just for a shot at getting some pussy. That's his whole reason for existing right there.
That honestly sounds like he's making up reasons after the fact. Remember, somebody on Tumblr was trying to show him that he wasn't a Republican but he insisted that he was. He was raised that way and he finds comfort in it. It doesn't matter that Trump literally would look at him and think he's a waste of space. No, he's voted Republican and that's what he does so Trump is his man. It's only after the fact that he has to come up with a reason why when honestly his political stance and personal views are more far-left than anything else. I mean he thinks that communism is not only a valid economic system but one that he'd be all for. How many conservatives would want communism? He's a guy that believes in being all bootstrappy but he himself does nothing and expects the government to pay him money. He would want to work but only at his own leisure like being able to sit down and take a break every 15 minutes and have the option to clock in and out when he feels like it.
That boy is messed up and I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually understand the difference between one political party and another.
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I mean you've pretty much already said this, but his political views, and beliefs in general, are informed by whatever he decides will best and most indiscriminately cater to his particular flavour of hedonism in the short-term. The far left just happens to satisfy that criterion a bit more than the right. He sincerely believes that there is nothing wrong with him, and if there is, his flaws are just social constructs that would be magically waved away if he were to somehow land a position of supreme power.
Jimbo is fundamentally incapable of critical thought, and his wildly oscillating opinions reflect that. His sole debate tactic is to deny holding any beliefs that he is confronted for. It's fun to watch him backtrack and lie about his retarded opinions, which oftentimes still exist on the internet because he's too lazy to delete them.
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I think he's batting with an IQ below 90 but above 70 (legit exceptional individual)
He's literally too stupid to know he's stupid. That's why he won't shut up about things that a normal person would keep under wraps. Like, why did he even tell the story of him raping the girl? What was the point?
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Because 124 IQ sook forgiveness
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That and I honestly think he speaks without thinking and can't go back to say, "sorry, I got confused and made a mistake. What I meant to say was...". It's like he heads down a path, only realizes afterwards that it's not the one he wants to go down and instead of backtracking, just goes with it and tries to say as little as possible about it to avoid incriminating himself further.
He's blamed his faulty memory and yet it only seems to pop up when it's convenient. Kinda like how DipShitPhil has a severely herniated disk in his back but at the same time is capable of moving in ways a person with said injury would find extremely painful. So you try to nail him down on something, walk him along the path and he admits what it was. Then a couple weeks later totally denies that he said that in the first place. If you then bring up the video or the thread he'll correct himself but never will he say he was wrong or he misspoke.
In that I'm just seeing a whole heaping tablespoon of autism. He doesn't know how to converse. He doesn't know when to shut up. And because he feels there's nothing wrong with what he did, he can't understand why people think he's a terrible person. I mean the 9 year old girl in question was enthusiastic about it. She moaned and begged for more. That means it was alright in his diseased riddled autistic mind.
And who cares what his IQ is? He's never used it and even if it is by some miracle above average which would be above 111 he'd still be a fucking retard because he's genuinely an idiot. Remember IQ is simply a measure of your potential and how well you can process information. He could be a genius and living his life as he does and he'd be the same idiot he is now.
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More Hitler white-knighting, this time claiming someone who literally orchestrated a genocide is "on the high side of normal" on the evil spectrum.
Of course Jimbo is also the type to (at one point) claim that he's part Cherokee.
Of course Jimbo is also the type to (at one point) claim that he's part Cherokee.