DINNER TIME!!! - 1/25/18

[vodka]

"We couldn't eat ANYTHING"

"For some reason, I like broccoli at restaurants but not when I make it at home, it doesn't taste as good. They cook it better at restaurants." Yeah, that's because they drown it in butter and you love it, even if you won't admit it - look at her eating restaurant broccoli or shrimp or anything, it's always floating in a pool of butter. But she totally doesn't like butter tho.
(That slop is broccoli, mushrooms, bell pepper + cheese and broccoli tots + meatless chicken patties. Because they're sooo sick and don't want to get sick again, Becky says she's perfectly okay with meatless days. Also Amber hasn't cooked broccoli in 5 years and when she did it was bad.)

"Sometimes it's like, when you gain weight, your clothes grow with you" That's just your rolls and fupa stretching them out :islamic:

She said she has to do laundry since she was sick and shows all of her bedding on the floor, it looks to be about 8 blankets and 12 pillows. Goddamn, how many do you need? And remember Kasey saying that Amber NEVER did laundry and made her and her mom do it? Yeah.

And petty but she gave herself the slightly bigger proportion of food and Becky the smaller one...Of course.

She's not going to the gym and that makes her "super sad". Becky wasn't looking forward to going to the gym and it's 45 minutes away.

tfw ur ''''cute'''' hand-under-chin pose backfires

 

[4Macie]

I don’t have the stomach right now to watch this... but from the thumbnail alone I think I can safely say that while this is not the most unhealthy thing she’s eaten, it’s not the healthiest.

The food is all one color of blah

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I hate how she calls those fake chicken patties, veggie patties. There's no veggies in those, and they actually have more calories and fat than real chicken.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

bru broccoli is one of the best foods ever

 

[Bashful Bunny]

One serving of those broccoli tots is six tots. Her plate had eleven. I'd bet my ass that she logged it as one serving since she didn't quite have two servings. That's not how it works, Al.

 

[Whatthefuck]

While this isn't the WORST thing I've seen her eat, bless her heart. This girl could easily look up some tasty recipes. Get quality ingredients and make the food you eat pop. Like the French do, eat smaller amounts of high quality food or, yes, AL, go vegetarian or at least pescetarian for a little while. My question is, what did she binge on after this was recorded?

 

[Long time lurker]

The broccoli - she chops it up, even though it was already chopped, tosses it on a frying pan (I could hear it sizzle, even though she claims to not use ANY oil). No footage of the finished "dish", nor of them eating it. My guess is that it went into the trash bin.

She shows the label of the shirt. It reads "24W - 26W" and "3X" under that. I checked Walmart's website and the same brand has 3X being 22W to 24W. Disclaimer, I couldn't find the exact model she bought, this is the one I found. 26W, according to their chart would be a 4X. Confirmed vanity sizing.

Amberism of the day: "sometimes when you gain a bunch of weight your clothes grow with you".

She goes on to whine about her supporters calling her a "pactological" liar.

At the beginning of the video she clumsily chops broccoli and instead of using the whole tray, puts a handful back in the fridge saying she'll make that for dinner. After showing the shirt and whining that even her followers are (surprise!) turning on her, she goes back to the kitchen and declares it broccoli day because she's making broccoli tots for dinner.
She's also "making" veggie patties, the rest of the broccoli, the rest of a bell pepper that she bought last week and mushrooms that look like they've seen better days. No wonder they're getting gastrointestinal distress - mushrooms go bad really fast.

We are presented with an image of the veggies and they looked greasy as fuck. (I could be wrong, but seeing as how white the garlic is, I don't think those vegetables are properly cooked).

The suggested serving portion of the broccoli tots is 6 pieces, Amber says she's doing one and a half portions for each one of them. There are 11 in one plate. If she counted them before baking (I doubt) someone got 13 tots.
The whole meal looks awful. The vegetables are grey and the tots are beige (under cooked, probably) and greasy.

Lets make the video longer with Becky putting dishes in the dishwasher. No one talks. No reason whatsoever for it either. Mesmerizing!


I called it:

Edit: "thinking about" is code for "ain't gonna happen".

Freudian slip - people suggested I go to the mall and become a "mall shopper". It was corrected on the editing stage.
Says Becky wasn't looking forward to driving to the gym and she doesn't want to force Becky to do things she doesn't want to. Yeah, right.

Ends the video showing a blanket that she claimed to be washed on the bed that has what seems to be filthy sheets. No mention if the sheets are clean or not.

Edit: partially ninja'd. Also, about those tots - I wonder how little broccoli is in them.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

Here is the nutritional information for the tots

https://www.greengiant.com/products/detail/green-giant-broccoli-veggie-tots/

There is supposedly a serving of broccoli in each serving of tots. Along with a bunch of other shit like modified food starch. You'd be better off just eating a cup of steamed broccoli.

 

[Octomet]

After stating 6 tots as a serving, you could practically hear the gears turning as she was dumping them out. "Make sure I do one serving each for the camera......ooohhh no....that is NOT gonna be enough. Better do a few more. It's broccoli, right."

 

[YeaNotSomuch]

"We couldn't eat ANYTHING"

"For some reason, I like broccoli at restaurants but not when I make it at home, it doesn't taste as good. They cook it better at restaurants." Yeah, that's because they drown it in butter and you love it, even if you won't admit it - look at her eating restaurant broccoli or shrimp or anything, it's always floating in a pool of butter. But she totally doesn't like butter tho.
(That slop is broccoli, mushrooms, bell pepper + cheese and broccoli tots + meatless chicken patties. Because they're sooo sick and don't want to get sick again, Becky says she's perfectly okay with meatless days. Also Amber hasn't cooked broccoli in 5 years and when she did it was bad.)

"Sometimes it's like, when you gain weight, your clothes grow with you" That's just your rolls and fupa stretching them out :islamic:

She said she has to do laundry since she was sick and shows all of her bedding on the floor, it looks to be about 8 blankets and 12 pillows. Goddamn, how many do you need? And remember Kasey saying that Amber NEVER did laundry and made her and her mom do it? Yeah.

And petty but she gave herself the slightly bigger proportion of food and Becky the smaller one...Of course.

She's not going to the gym and that makes her "super sad". Becky wasn't looking forward to going to the gym and it's 45 minutes away.

tfw ur ''''cute'''' hand-under-chin pose backfires

The same brown over cooked slop every damn day. Becky's taste buds have to be dead dead dead.

 

[EH 110]

"Like, people who weigh the same can wear, you know, different sizes because they hold their body weight in different sections of their body."

English 101 with Big Amber.

 

[CindyChafe]

Her food looks so bleak.

Has she stated a number for her daily calorie intake she's going for? Because it seems she's just winging it & eating whatever she wants so long as she deems it healthy.

I get so triggered by all the fucking dishes she uses. Dirtying a knife and cutting board to chop prechopped broccoli. Jesus.

Anyway AL is ridiculous and in denial about her illnesses and doesn't seem to want to get better despite all the lip service she gives losing weight. Also the sky is blue and grass is green.

Yadda yadda yadda.

 

[GORL]

I can't not share this screenshot. You're welcome.

 

[EH 110]

I made a face every time she showed her puffy paw in this video.

 

[Long time lurker]

I can't not share this screenshot. You're welcome.
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I wonder if it hurts when she (tries to) make a fist.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I wonder if it hurts when she (tries to) make a fist.

It has to, right? You know it's water bloat and fat and that poor skin is not prepared for that action.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I can't not share this screenshot. You're welcome.
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Mr Plinkett?

 

[Long time lurker]

Here is the nutritional information for the tots

https://www.greengiant.com/products/detail/green-giant-broccoli-veggie-tots/

There is supposedly a serving of broccoli in each serving of tots. Along with a bunch of other shit like modified food starch. You'd be better off just eating a cup of steamed broccoli.

There is no way it's a serving of broccoli in those things. They're mostly beige with little specks of green.

These tots are a perfect visual explanation for why some diets fail. People who aren't willing to change their habits will fall for those things thinking that it's enough - healthy enough, enough vegetables, close enough. Those are actually cheat in a bag.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Broccoli looks like mush, peppers look raw as fuck. How does that happen.

There is no way it's a serving of broccoli in those things. They're mostly beige with little specks of green.

These tots are a perfect visual explanation for why some diets fail. People who aren't willing to change their habits will fall for those things thinking that it's enough - healthy enough, enough vegetables, close enough. Those are actually cheat in a bag.

Stuff like buzzfeed shitting out recipes with cauliflower replacing carbs and meat everyday is tailor made for people like Amber.

 

[SisterChristian]

I liked how she acted like she would NEVER lie about such a small thing like the size of her clothing.