Kiwi Farms Reviews

[Wallace]

Real talk: I think some people are so bored with their mediocrity and worthlessness that they (consciously or not) see getting featured on the Kiwi Farms as a life upgrade. Some standards, huh?

Of course that's just another hint that they're cows because instead of actually doing something noteworthy to get some legit notoriety, they instead would go about it by semi-self-doxxing themselves to get it started or doing the tired old "I hate KF so much, notice me, senpai" routine.

The ultimate confirmation of being a cow is someone like OPL, who has had his life and behavior studied for years down to the last detail (with something like 2k wiki pages on sonichu.com) and somehow fails to take any of the good advice given to him throughout the years.

I mean, it may sound weird to think of it that way but people pay top dollar for an hour a week with a shrink in an attempt that the psychologist will "get" them even enough to give off even a couple good life advices to them. Meanwhile OPL has an actual following that "gets him" and offered so much constructive advice and insights into his persona and history... and it went way over his head.

I know, he's actually autistic and he's been trolled to the point where he cannot see good advice from bad or whatever - I'm just trying to say that some people are so bored with their lives that they look at someone like OPL and actually think it'd be nice to have all that "fame and notoriety" themselves.

You'd be surprised what people will do for attention.

 

[keksz]

Shamelessness is what our system is actively selecting for.

What system though? Social media and maybe some of the more modern corporations like Google.

Nature doesn't care and doesn't change, nor the laws of physics or sociology at large. What happens when shameless people are selected? Incompetence, largely, as shown on the story's introduction. In the end, it's a self-defeating mechanism, a cultural cancer that will end up destroying itself in time.

A bit off-topic but a great article, so I had to comment. Thanks for the link.

 

[Wallace]

What system though? Social media and maybe some of the more modern corporations like Google.

Nature doesn't care and doesn't change, nor the laws of physics or sociology at large. What happens when shameless people are selected? Incompetence, largely, as shown on the story's introduction. In the end, it's a self-defeating mechanism, a cultural cancer that will end up destroying itself in time.

It's selected in terms of who's articles and tweets go viral. There's a heavy incentive to write inflammatory shit, because it's most likely to go viral and drive more eyeballs to your name and material. People get pissed off and tell you to drink bleach, sure. But after the fallout, you still have all the profit left. I'd argue that Donald Trump is pretty shameless, and he certainly used this tactic to get ahead.

 

[HG 400]

This @DongerStaples guy has the right idea.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Rand /pol/]

Spoiler

@38:25 they mention Kiwi Farms.

 

[keksz]

I'd be remiss if I didn't link the latest featured thread in here. These are the articles in question, both of which mention Kiwi Farms:

• The Dirty War Over Diversity Inside Google (WIRED)
• WIRED, a leading leftist tech magazine, is terrified by the thought that corporate “diversity” protections might apply to conservatives and white males at Google (Breitbart)
  

Sorry for double post, decided to not be lazy and post screenshots as is the standard in the thread

That hurt my feelings and stroked my ego, WIRED! The other one, by Breitbard is less of a review:

 

[Hellfire]

 

[vertexwindi]

Wait, there's a thread where I can post ugly tranny pics? Cause I know quite a few ugly trannies online.

 

[Haramburger]

I've never seen "Republican" so strangely misspelled.
Anyways, come out come out whoever you are, so I can put a niqab on you & get you on laundry duty my little desert lily

 

[Jaiman]

>visits kiwi farms once
>null grabs your ip
>breaks into your family
>rapes your house

 

[keksz]

Don't worry hyperwave90000 you can come in without having to worry we'll grab your info because you've already put all of it on your Fur Affinity profile! Jared Saunders' soundcloud.

 

[Haramburger]

>visits kiwi farms once
>null grabs your ip
>breaks into your family
>rapes your house

if only this were true, then we'd catch all the lolcows trying to defuse or sabotage their own threads based on their login locations and not just them sticking out like a sore thumb via board culture.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[CatParty]

@Yeefi your bud sounds a bit crabby

 

[Null]

a fan of da stewin n brewin

 

[AnOminous]

a fan of da stewin n brewin

Just "I apologize to coprophiliacs" deserves a spot in random.

 

[Somsnosa]

Half the site visits is just people refreshing the main page to read the random quotes. They are the best feature

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

"It's okay to suck on frozen feces, non frozen ones are taboo, but if you cool that turd down a bit, I can't judge you fam,"

 

[Yeefi]

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@Yeefi your bud sounds a bit crabby

Aha. I'm not exactly sure who that person is all that much. Probably a mutual?

I don't got much to say about this but uuuuh... There is a problem with someone sucking on turds, actually.... but I'm also all for watching Darwinism in action. If people want septic shock or whatever deadly diseases that comes from scat, that's all on them, I just don't want to be within a hundred square miles near anyone into that.....

*This is why I transported myself using my usually dormant levitation powers to the moon this morning. So um... hello, from the moon.

Half the site visits is just people refreshing the main page to read the random quotes. They are the best feature

You get me.